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I hate to break this to you, but if you think pancakes are better than waffles, then you've been woefully misinformed. In other words: you're wrong. Sure, the occasional pancake may taste fine, but in the decades-old battle between breakfast foods, the waffle irons out its competition. (Get it?) Not only is the compartmentalized morningtime treat more adaptable than its flat-surface competition, but it's also broken out of the breakfast mold altogether. Here are 10 definitive reasons why there's really no argument . . . waffles are just plain batter better. The square waffle texture allows for optimal topping storage. Want your butter and maple syrup to stay put? Simply drizzle them into your waffle's squares and they'll remain in place until you decide to eat. Want to make a PB&J with waffles instead of bread? The glorious breakfast treats will hold your fillings right where they belong. It's hard to mess up a waffle. While temperamental pancakes are finicky enough to scare away amateur cooks, you really can't screw up a plain waffle too badly; there's a reason why frozen Eggo waffles are an American classic. Pancakes get soggy way quicker than waffles, making waffles the ultimate brunch food. If you want to chat with a friend over bottomless mimosas, you're not going to be shoveling your breakfast down all at once . . . waffles won't turn into a soggy mess while you enjoy your morning. Waffles are portable! Ever try walking down the street with a big, floppy pancake in your hand? There's a reason why that's not a thing. Grab yourself a waffle, though, and you're good to hit the road. Just ask the Belgians — they enjoy waffles as a popular street food! Chicken. And. Waffles. Need I say more? You'll be hard-pressed to find a long-beloved "chicken and pancakes" house, but chicken and waffles joints abound throughout the country for a good reason. Something about savory chicken and sweet, syrupy waffles make the perfect culinary marriage. Waffle cones totally changed the ice cream game. "Pancake cone" doesn't have the same ring to it. Waffles are the perfect dish for sharing, which basically promotes world peace. Thanks to their waffle pattern, you can easily tear these treats apart, offering pieces to other hungry breakfast-lovers. Pancakes require knives to portion up, while waffles chunk off pieces with ease. They may actually be the key to international diplomacy if we just give them a shot.

The "Nobody Likes Waffles Like The Legion Likes Waffles" Pact Preamble: The Legion and Waffle House (herein "the signatories") agree to the following terms of this protectorate treaty: Article I: Breakfast Favorites The signatories agree to refrain from any act of aggression towards one another, be it hot war or espionage, and commit to furthering the shared security and welfare of both alliances. The signatories agree to share any pertinent intelligence, so long as the information is not bound by outside confidentiality agreements. Pertinent intelligence is deemed as information that threatens the security or sovereignty of either signatory. Article II: Lunch / Dinner An unwarranted act of war upon Waffle House is considered an act of war upon The Legion. The Legion agrees to provide mandatory military, financial, and political support to Waffle House should Waffle House be attacked. In the event Waffle House comes under attack via activation of an external treaty or actions considered to have provided a valid casus belli to a third party, the mandatory defense is then considered optional defense. Article III: Beverages Waffle House will not take offensive military action, except to counter raids, without the approval of The Legion government. Waffle House will not sign any treaties containing a mandatory defense clause without the approval of The Legion government. Waffle House is encouraged, but not required, to aid in the defense of The Legion should The Legion come under attack. Article IV: Value Dollar$ Menu This pact may be upgraded at any time upon mutual agreement of both signatories. The Legion commits to a formal review for upgrade at a date no less than 90 days from the signing of this pact. If either signatory feels that this treaty has been unjustly violated and resulting diplomatic negotiations have not offered an acceptable resolution, notification of withdrawal must be given to the remaining signatory within seventy-two hours. Should this treaty be voided, a forty-eight hour cooldown period begins in which neither alliance may declare war on the other. Signed for The Legion, /s/ Totem, Imperator /s/ Istandor, Proconsul /s/ David Ben-Gurion, Consul of Foreign Affairs /s/ kiwilliam, Consul of Internal Affairs /s/ Micheal Lybrand, Consul of Military Affairs Signed for Waffle House, /s/ Jacob Apple, Owner /s/ Duncan, Owner /s/ Quackers, Unit Supervisor /s/ Changeup, Head of Economic Affairs /s/ HymMing, Head of Foreign Affairs /s/ Evie, Head of Internal Affairs /s/ IronChamp, Head of Internal Affairs /s/ Kode, Head of Military Affairs

Waffles < Pancakes

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But do you have spaghetti?

I like the picture

Ave Waffle-io! Looking forward to working with all of you over the next several months.

This man here is asking the real questions 👏

Long live Legion! Now to find the closest Waffle House for food

Ave Legio!!

Love me some waffles. Ave Legio!

Idk man Hollywood has performed quite well in two dogpiles against them. So I wouldn’t say BlackWater is the only sphere to make “shitty” alliances look good. Also if that’s what you think of your allies, that’s sad.

Congratz to our ally Legion!

New nations start with a project slot, to answer the quote in your post. I can't see those posts.

Congratz

Goodluck lol

TLDR: Waffle House is now a protectorate of the Legion.

One with extra butter please Ave Legio

Huh? All I saw was RIE and remembered the only thing they did was hit BS and brag about it 😐

one cold day out in space. the new emperor of tse (john zedong) was going through the crowded storage rooms for the propose of decluttering. thats when a scruffy plump looking man wearing a uniform he didnt recoginize jumped out of the shadows with a hand made shank. john promptly asked who he was and what he was doing treating the emperor in such ways i demand an explanation!. which he then prompted the statement by the strange man "what emperor we dont have an emperor" john looked over in shock and said "have you been living under a rock or something, theirs always been an emperor" which the man replied with "not anymore" and murdered the sith emperor. he then stormed the sith emperors office and took command of the ship. he had at that time plotted a course for the star forges and killed the sith troopers general. pulled the flags out of storage and the banner of the old times flies high above the empire of infinity tldr:tse rebrands and is now rie

You can’t get rid of me that easy

Good Luck! And please work on the grammar as suggested. It really hurts our eyes to read.

Any sith that dies by a shanking deserves to die lmao

We could have kept fighting if it would have gained us anything. We were never interested in destroying Nexus or anything of that sort (as the defenders) either. But again, we got the terms we wanted and it wasn't worth fighting longer just to get it turned into a white peace. Everyone already has their opinions about the war so getting that didn't matter.

There is a word for when the future has come.

Food, glorious food. Did Alex design a realistic food system and how close does he get if so? Let's do the math. Establishing some baselines: I'm first going to be working everything into bushels because, as far as I know, that's how food is measured irl. Specifically bushels of corn. 1 bushel of corn contains roughly enough calories (based on a 2,000 calorie diet) to feed 37 people. If we consider one PnW unit of food to be a bushel, a PnW unit feeds 1,000 people per unit or per bushel. This feels pretty far off. This got me digging a bit. There are 39 bushels of corn to a tonne. Which comes surprisingly close to a PnW unit of food. A tonne of corn, purely based on calorie count, would feed roughly 1400 people. So if we consider a PnW unit of food a tonne of food, this makes much more sense. People need a varied diet, not just corn, so the reduced feeding capacity per unit makes sense. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL I DID. I considered you, the reader, in my calculations. You, a disgusting PnW player, has no concept of what a bushel looks like because you don't leave your house or have an education. This math is meaningless to you. So I did one more leap. How many McDonald's Happy Meals does a unit of PnW food equate to? Again, I simplified and rounded caloric content. A happy meal has about 475 calories per meal. So every bushel of corn takes roughly 4.5 happy meals to equate. Meaning that every tonne of corn equates to roughly 176 happy meals. If we are considering PnW food to have a calorie ratio of 1:1.4 with corn, that would leave us at ~250 happy meals equating to one PnW unit of food. 250 happy meals to feed 1,000 poor and malnourished PnW citizens. So the average diet of the player isn't too far from the diet of his or her nation.

We’re the only sphere in this game that has consistently made alliances look good. While they look like shit with alliances like yours, we fricking make alliances look like Gods. Tbh we are starting to have back problems carrying this fricking game.

bw is the new trashcan for alliances it seems, must be scrambling to sign anyone they can after losing their only competent ally

About Time Camelot Surrendered, it's the only option to save their alliance