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Here at Waffle House, our number one priority is good food fast. We're owned by our employees, so our number one priority is to our loyal customers, and not greedy executives and shareholders. The reason our food tastes so good (especially when you're drunk) is because of the care and dedication that goes into it, a byproduct of our homegrown leadership programs. Unfortunately, some individuals do not uphold the high standards that Waffle House has. One morning, Jacob and Duncan were sitting at the counter when Quackers ran in, yelling incoherently about meth chickens and this new restaurant across the street. Duncan looked out the window. "Los Pollos Hermanos", the sign read. Outside, a filthy old man named Dusty Dart was welcoming patrons in. The very same Dusty Dart that had destroyed the old Pantheon Diner, and ran off with Stratosphere Steakhouse's money. And now, he's selling drug laced chicken in an effort to steal Waffle House's loyal customers. It would be going against our moral code to allow these gross ethical violations to continue. As such, Waffle House declares war on Los Pollos Hermanos. The Waffle House Index is now YELLOW.

Dusty is someone who has couped and/or stolen the bank of an alliance at least five times. He used multis, was banned for it, and still boasts about it. One of his government members is also a known bank thief. Sorry, but classy isn’t an argument here.

TLDR; Micro you don't care about declares war on another micro you don't care about Greetings Citizen's of Orbis, I interupt your regularly scheduled stream of Micro DOE's to bring you something even less interesting a Micro DoW. In the past few days our offshore has been raided by a nation belonging to Sanctuary, a war we won; as the war drew to a close we made it clear to the nation engaging in the raid that we would be expecting reparations within 24 hours of them entering beige. Since the war both the nation and sanctuary's Government have been useless in paying the reparations we are owed despite our explicit warnings that failure to pay reparations would be seen as an act of war, we near 24 hours with no attempts to pay having been made. So here we are; we will inflict what we are owed in reparations tenfold in damages. Our intention was to recover damages via reps, but given we are having to negotiate with a party that is refusing to pay we will happily settle for war stats. Goon Squad declares war on Sanctuary (well the 3 of them that are big enough to be in range anyway). Signed Unlimited; Co-leader Xonera; Co-leader Fluffy; FA

I don't know why you're calling yourself a dumbass and screaming about osmosis. Changeup's response was remarkably restrained compared to your original snide remark. Dial it back a few notches before you give more content to the TKR Cringe Compilation.

Your ally, TO, protecting dusty after he coups alliances, also very classy. Waffle House formed a few days ago, global was already happening.

am i the only one laughing that every single upvote benfro has are tkr members

The TKR Moral Superiority Police have been deployed to this forum post it seems.

Wait do people actually give a shit about who up and down votes? Rofl.

we have a channel that alerts us when father benfro posts so we can all go upvote it. yall dont have one for father tyrion?

Apparently I’m either illiterate or ignorant. Did I miss this reasoning being written somewhere? Or was I just supposed to know via osmosis? Thanks for rolling out the downvote brigade instead of just telling the rest of us that are otherwise occupied what this is all about. Oh thank goodness! I thought someone on OWF might have an original thought. Oh wait, never mind. Let’s just retread the oldest accusation in the book of TKR World Police. Forgive me for accusing the #15 alliance of smashing some micro without a stated reason as being classless. Maybe next time someone could tell the rest of us what is going on.

Please state your CB in plain words or I'm labeling this as a grudge match.

Begun, the chicken waffle war. Has. good luck!

Ah, the traditional "wait until their protector is fully zeroed out by a dogpile to jump a micro" maneuver. I would say good luck, but you don't need it. Keep it classy.

I don't actually know if you're joking or not. If you aren't then... wow

That's quite the kink there my guy

Jokes on y'all. I only upvoted bc firwof downvoted. Also if this boomer bloc thing means I can now unironically not pay attention to micro affairs, @Kevanovia you sir must be a genius. I love it.

I don't know, they did mention it. Maybe the next time try and read before you make any conclusions. Its pretty easy to comprehend, here let me translate for you - Means, Dusty stole 1.2B worth member deposits from SMC bank (Public Fact) This says that he's been poaching from WH. Can't figure out which part of it wasn't clear to you lol, looks like you didn't even bother the read the post before commenting about it. Anyway, @Changeup and WH, GLHF ^-^

How can you expect old man-Benfro to keep up with today’s pop culture? Rename Hollywood as Boomer Bloc. Also, I enjoyed the restaurant-meme OP. Solid post. Waffles and chicken usually go together, but not this day.

I'm kinda tired of arguing with people on the forum. So: Good luck and have fun guys on both sides Smart move honestly, hitting someone while their ally can't, it's strategically sound Please just... Keep the salt to a minimum, this is just a game after all For legal reasons: It was all Boyce's fault I can't even afford nukes anymore so I hope you aren't waiting for counters Unless explicitly stated by an FA representative of The Order (currently being only Boyce and myself) the opinions of said person are their own, and not representative of the official position of the alliance 😉

1) It originated when someone mistook RP (dusty opening a competing restaurant and stealing customers with meth) for our actual CB. 5) Again, cowardly/dishonorable/not classy isn't an argument here. 6) BS, and you know it. 7) Dusty took the entire bank and demanded that it be kept on his nation at all times. When he was hit and blockaded, he refused to request any counters. Even if all three wars were lost, the majority of the bank would've still been intact and could've been returned to SMC. Instead, he chose to spend it all on himself. That's very simple. 9) Dusty is a leader of his alliance, and his actions (past and present) reflect on you and your alliance as a whole. You knew his full history when you started Los Pollos Hermanos.

Bc this is a WAFFLEHOUSE not IHOP.

Mmm, chicken and waffles... 🤤 Bit too much salt tho

What the !@#$ is this horseshit? No shit it's a fricking game? What the !@#$ does this add to the discussion lmfao

You posted a DoW for a 14 man micro ranked 81st?

Why can't we have nice things... like pancakes?

@Changeupis this what you wanted? Are you now entertained!

They did say what was going on... You just didn't like how it was said. Waffle House is clapping the fricking cheeks of Los Pollos Hermanos because @Dusty or @Dusty Bottoms (idk which one is which) is trying to poach or some shit about customers. Some moralist shit that you guys would be down to fight for. Edit: S/o to @Dream. Mans already drove the point home already lmfao

you dont know me. i am joking a majority of the time. its a game after all

That's it. Rooting for the chicken place, for shame lol

Suffocate them by forcing Waffles down their throats!

What the hell happened here. We at Los Pollos Hermanos haven’t even made a comment yet. Let me clear up a few misconceptions, then I’m dipping. 1. At no time did Dusty or anyone else attempt to poach from WH. I don’t even know where that idea originated. 2. We aren’t actually this hyperbolic pack of malicious criminals that we’ve been increasingly portrayed as with each additional comment. 3. We don’t care about this nearly as much as everyone else does for some reason. 4. Who cares about upvotes? (Not a misconception, just genuinely confusing) 5. Hitting an alliance 65 ranks below you while their protector is occupied in war, over an event involving one leader, which occurred from two months ago, is cowardly. The initial CB was weak at best, and they’ve now been compounding unrelated reasons after the fact, many of which aren’t even true. 6. Pancakes are better than waffles. 7. We don’t deny the SMC bank ordeal, however, there were more factors at play in that story. It isn’t as black and white as it appears. 8. I refuse to elaborate any further, because I don’t want to. Let this war wrap up and move on. 9. This last one is a pet peeve of mine. Check the damn alliance page before you start calling Los Pollos Hermanos “Dusty’s alliance.” We’re co-leaders. It’s very easy to find that out. Give me some credit where credit is due. 10. This do not matter. Any response invoking me to reply will be met with a handcrafted, top-of-the-line, certified grade-A shitpost.

why did this forum post go from waffles to caring who upvotes and downvotes. can we go back to waffles i like my waffles with syrup, butter, and jam

This turned more into a Roast TKR Thread than a Waffle House DoW

Holy word wall after accusing me of a rant. Mine was two sentences. All I was asking for is "tl;dr he stole our bank and tried to poach." But thanks for dragging every single one of my past and present allies into this for no apparent reason! Man I wish I could get the majority of my members to even engage in the TKR Discord, let alone OWF. Lol. I'd guess my total penetration is <10% for OWF activity among TKR members.

Feels like a Yellow Level

Typical HW posturing AS USUAL, I'm sure Benfro, Cooper and Morf and currently shaking each other in disbelief after reading Firwof's cutting exposè. Ever realise why Syndi, Oasis and Rose don't get these God tier posts from Firwof? That's right, Firwof is Roa$is's biggest weapon in destroying TKR's image. Sorry Vexz, Tyrion and WANA, had to be said. (/s, if it wasn't obv)

It was stated in our DoW, albeit somewhat cryptically. Thank you to the kind soul who translated it for everyone to read. Aren't you trying to discredit the world police narrative? Sorry chief, but acting entitled to details on something you aren't involved in won't achieve that. Especially after you stormed in here and made snide remarks towards us, evidently unaware of the full situation. And finally...firwof/anyone else engaging in sexist discussions and derailing the thread...please leave. Thanks!

@Benfro best if you ignore them, you have better things to focus on.

This is essentially the same thing I said, however mine took a sponge-bath in hyperbole. edit: changed bath to sponge-bath for a more age appropriate response

If BW/Rose peaced out now you'd be so dead.... But lets hope that doesn't happen, best of luck in messing up the chicken joint. Get some vengeance for what Dusty did to Pantheon. @Changeup

Now hear me out, what if.....WHAT IF... y'all put the waffle & the chicken together? I may sound insane but take a moment to think about it. It doesn't sound half bad does it? As long as take out the unnecessary...cough... additives per se.

But- but- I care about you ;-;

wait this isnt the WaffleHouse DoW on Dusty

Ma'am this is a Wendy's.

https://politicsandwar.com/bulletin/id=3633/top-10-wacky-returns Judge for yourself, but I see this being so cringy how they paint Epi as this compassionate, glorious leader. You've seen the leaks, and you've heard it from us. He is in no way what they describe him to be.

How much you wanna bet aurora will be next to declare?

Man, you got something about mexican food being better than the soggy waffles you sell?