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  1. Now that KT is all warmed up and the audience all hyped up, it's time for the main event! In every life well lived, there comes a time when one finds occasion to visit the old places that are tied to fond memories with old friends. As I check my calendar to make plans for the weekend, to my horror, I discover that today is Friday the 13th. But being above superstition, I know that nothing could possibly go wrong. Thus, I resolve to visit the last place our merry monke horde saw fit to settle down, before resuming our endless pilgrimage: An upstart cow farM we remembered as not only welcoming, but also prosperous, promising, and destined for great things. Sure, they seemed a bit obsessed with the size of the "cows" of some grumpy whale farm and felt inadequate about their own size. Sure, they were a bit paranoid about global conspiracies and always expected to be the target of their wrath. Sure, they took their farMing just a little bit too seriously. But after all this time, I figure, they must've really come into their own and asserted themselves. So I set out and imagine all the wondrous possibilities of what I might find there today. When I arrive, at first I am a little perplexed. The farM looks just the same as I remembered, except that the cows had grown even fatter. But these cows aren't buff, they're just fat - even their evil grumpy whale nemesis had more muscle and less blubber. What is going on here? So I walk the farMstead, stepping over old memes - ones that I remember - scattered haphazardly across the ground. Every time I see a cow with a familiar face, I stop to ask them: "What have you done in the last 6 months? Why has nothing changed? When will you do all those great things we dreamed and talked about?" Often, I only get simple dismissive answers such as "moo", "I f***ed your mom :serious:" or "farming good". But a clear pattern emerges in the more elaborate answers: "After the next war..." These cows seem to be trapped in a self-perpetuating psychosis of some sort. In disbelief, I query the neighbouring villages. They all tell the same story, that absolutely nothing has happened on that farM this year, except the departure of a few prominent cows who still seemed to think more-or-less straight. And anyone who ventured there to inquire about their plans got the same answers I did. I begin to wonder. What is this mythical "next war" these cows both desperately await before making any new decisions, but at the same time are so afraid of? Why have they not once sallied forth on their own to bring war upon their enemies, or even to seek out new opportunities? How could this problem ever be resolved? Once again, KT has to do the desperately needed community service. And I'm the proverbial man with only a hammer. SIC SEMPER PIXELHUGGRIS!
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  2. Ladies and gentlemen, it has been confirmed. The chocolate is melted.
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  3. Melting the Chocolate Castle Knights Templar has always been known as an order that strives for excellence, competence, and faith. There have been times when decadent and stagnant alliances have been left alone as our focus can only be at one place at any single time. That time has come to an end. There are many alliances that require correction and guidance and we cannot simply ignore them any longer. Knights Templar, like God, is loving and forgiving. We exist to provide assistance to as many as we feasibly can. However, as with everything, some leaders are irredeemable and too far gone. Chocolate Castle is one of those groups that has fallen into decadence and sin. The gluttonous rulers spend all day eating an assortment of mint, Hershey, and Lindt chocolate ignoring the pleas of the faithful. They have set up a heretical anti-pope with flagrant disregard for our faith with intent to manipulate the belief in our Lord. There is only one response to this sort of blasphemous and malicious act. We have to melt the rotten chocolate castle to the ground. This is our holy mission and sacred duty and only the pious Knights Templar can bring them the light. Deus Vult!
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  4. It is with great displeasure that we announce the results of the Semifinals. The great team of Nurmengard defeated the Hardballian Squad in a thrilling 1-0 match. The Hardballian team had been accidentally infected with Rabies, and were also brutally attacked by a gang of Yellow Eyed Burmese Human eating rabbits, and thus could not appear on the match, with their squad forfeiting the game. The Baden-Wûrrtemberg squad made a thrilling game against MeLand, but could not successfully defeat the MeLand who in a stroke of luck managed to get a 2 player advantage over the Baden squad, after two Baden-Wūrrtemberg players were ejected via red card, following a violent attack on MeLand players using the name Baden-Assemberg to taunt them. Now with our finals and the 3rd place matches set for the next game day. We would like to take a moment for our sponsor Geico, who insured Zapote against any legal claims for infecting and murdering team players of the Hardball team, thank you Geico!
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  5. Hello and welcome to the Jerusalem Post I am your host Omar and today we will be talking about the war between The Republic Of Palestine and Homestuck. It all started when The Republic Of Palestine was called in by United Ummah for a counter against Homestuck, The Republic Of Palestine quickly said yes hoping to earn alot of loot (which it did). So this is when the war started in the beginning The Republic Of Palestine kept airstriking Homestucks soilders as they had a bigger military but no planes and eventually their numbers got low and before The Republic Of Palestine could do a ground attack Homestuck nuked Jerusalem which was a act that was condemned by the internation world as Jerusalem has many holy sites and many worshipers from many different countries were there at the time so many talks happened and eventually The Republic Of Palestine came up with a peace treaty and sent it to Homestuck which then they jokingly declined and said that they profit from the war and that The Republic Of Palestine just filled up it's defensive slots so other alliances couldn't counter and Homestuck could just attack them. So after that The Republic Of Palestine kept launching ground attacks which were successful until Homestuck was overwhelmed and their army collapsed and they eventually surrendered and The Republic Of Palestine won and now people are protesting on the streets for the victory of The Republic Of Palestine and the revenge it got from Homestuck for nuking Jerusalem. That's it for today I am your host Omar and I'll see you in the next one.
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  6. "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's" The Legion is always looking for spectacular fun. As an 16 year old community we have seen many conflicts. The Legion is resilient where others have shattered upon the field of battle. We have been warmly welcomed to Orbis by the community. Now it is time to bring the fun! The Knights Templar seeks to join us in glorious battle, who are we to refuse? Our Legion is sound, our shields steady. Ave Legio! Oh... we also get to use our war flag now so that is pretty cool.
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  7. Thanks TitanJazza; if anyone else has anything to add do feel free to do so.
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  8. It is with great displeasure with which we present todays results. Horrifyingly the great team of Zapote has suffered a crushing defeat against the Hardball team. Following the match, riots were witnessed across the country and close to 50 million people have died in the absolute chaos following the defeat. The Minister of Defence has announced that all members of Team Hardball will be brutally murdered by 10 Octopuses with chainsaws and nun-chucks attached to their limbs. Congratulations to the 4 advancing teams: Nurmengard, Hardball, MeLand, and Baden-Wurrtemberg.
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  9. lol have you considered stand up?
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  10. I like idiotic, unstable, extremists just like I like Three Percenters. I despise Three Percenters.
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  11. this alone is a CB https://gyazo.com/1c20acea7248c4d7e2f2ce747285df41
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  12. Eating mint chocolate is a valid cb.
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  13. It is with riveting fireworks with which we celebrate the end of the 3rd game day and the Group stage of the Wastelander Cup. Only 8 teams will advance to the next stage of games. It is with great pleasure the Zapoten Organizing committee announces the results of the 3rd round. It is with great pleasure that we also announce the 8 teams that have classified, you may see the brackets in the picture below:
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  14. Here's a recording of Royal Orbis Radio, courtesy of Thalmor.
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  15. With the second round of games concluded, some teams fear they might be knocked out of the Wastelander Cup. The Biohazard squad was rocked suddenly after a player was found unconscious in their hotel room, with numerous organs missing, a clear sign of organ harvesting, the Shilo squad has stated they did not perform the operation, although numerous flags from that country were found littered on the floor of the hotel room. Zapoten authorities have launched an investigation into the matter, stating frustration at the fact they hadn't thought of doing that themselves.
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  16. https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=189573 Borg Of Danzek seems like multis? always all log in on exactly the same day
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  17. I just felt like posting up Mensa's image. Here's a hippo.
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  18. Hey guys, Adding the ability for alliance leaders to embargo other alliances on behalf of their alliance. This suggestion has been floating around for years, and I have seen this come up on P&W Radios etc. I really think it can work if reasonably added to the game and here is why: Much more efficient than individual members each embargoing an alliance. Adds a greater dynamic to politics and diplomacy in the game. Third-sphere argument: Two spheres are at war, and they wish to prevent a third sphere from growing too fast whilst the war rages. They simply embargo the third sphere. Allows alliances to place economic pressure on the alliance/sphere they are at war with. Allows third party alliances (allies who are not in war) to place economic strain on your allies enemy. Or allows alliances to specifically back one sphere by embargoing the other. Counter-arguments: Embargo system can be abused by alliance leaders. Limit alliances to 5-10 embargoes each. This should leave the global market very much open to alliance trade for members. Too many embargoes made by alliances can place large strain on the global market. Again, 5-10 embargoes max each alliance. Yes, this will place some strain on the market, however this will make the politics game much more interesting. We already have an embargo system in place. Yes, but only for members, which is frustrating inefficient to coordinate between multiple alliances and spheres. Hope this could be considered. Thanks, Kosta.
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  19. Today is a sad day. We Lost Mr EPI. It would seem he has vm for 2400 turns. What ever could have happen for this to take place. Epi was a good soul. was he forced out of cam?. Did gorge get fed up with EPI. was it a good idea to go after those 2 treasures?. Please let KNN know below how you feel about this. in the mean time i will search for the truth. This is KNN telling the story's nobody on the planet wants to know.
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  20. i think Prima Victoria won
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  21. I like very annoying, egotistical, teenage white girl alliances how I like my chocolate. I don't like chocolate.
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