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I would like to petition the forum mods to add the word 'hegemony' to the word filter on the basis of spam.

Every time I see Nokia's topic in alliance affairs I drink. It is my way to deal with it. My issue is that I kinda want Nokia to post here again 😓

I have no idea what you are talking about, but the longer you spoke the less you sounded like yourself and the more you sounded like a whimsical character. Interesting.

The integrity here is upholding principles that nobody else would. We knew that going into this we'd get a lot of backlash, but this was the fairest war in terms of tiering in years and responded to meta concerns that we thought were important. I expected a coalition to form in response to this war. I didn't think people would illegitimately no-cb into a dogpile for entirely hypocritical reasons. It kinda does suck that all of the minisphere and dynamism rhetoric, especially out of Oasis, was just a political prop but also to be expected. We got rolled for having secret treaties, and it is still my impression that a rolling is the proper meta consequence to abusing the meta with a secret treaty. That is our honor that we recovered after KF, and the honor we're acting on now. But TKR was more than willing to accept a potential rolling down the road to make sure that we saw this righted. Our honor is also why we get continually rolled for putting up with principles that other spheres just like to represent as narratives only when it supports their objectives. I'm ok with that because at the end of the day, I go to sleep knowing that we did the right thing. We don't do secret treaties, we mix up our ties and explore options (including y'all for a long period of time), and we constantly balance our interests with that of the meta. And most importantly the TKR community knows this--if you're ever wondering why we never quit. Journey before destination, my friend.

Hodor?

These weak ass players like @Lord Tyrion and @King Arthur only lead their alliances to fricking fund the top end of their alliances. They can get !@#$ed too and eat shit lmfao The big bois they create can get perenially rolled for all we fricking care. !@#$ing about “bUt wE oNlY AvErAgE 12 CiTiEs” incompetent head ass

Guns and Roses edit: first

Something that the ancient players haven't said yet (and I'll probably get in trouble for saying it out loud but idc) is that everyone has been bagging on about how evil IQ was for years now - and they're right. What they failed to mention is that the remnants of IQ went to Cam. That is, everyone who didn't delete while under orders to delete. Seriously. All of them. This is my fourth global against IQ. People can claim that they have the high ground until they are blue in the face, but it is just meaningless words on a screen. It doesn't matter what IQ rebrands itself into, IQ will always be IQ and they can blow the feigned moral high ground outrage out of their kazoo. Respectfully.

“That girl is a real crowd pleaser”

CLOSED, Merge In

this youtube noob broke something

edit: broke the dang video

Honestly though, you're a good voice actor~

Breaking News: Nokia becomes a prostitute in exchange for views on his forum posts

You don't see any evidence of them being full of crap even when they say they want mini spheres and fair wars but then go out and create one of the larger blocs in the game and join in on the bigger side of wars every chance they get. They talk the talk but can not walk the walk. I guess they are still in the crawling stage.

Hi Alexio! Just here to correct you! Hope this doesn't ruin our business plans. As much as I've been shitting on TKR-HM and their reasoning behind this war, that's the one point they've had that was right. T$ had confirmation long before you "gave them a cb" that Rose was joining. That's why Partisan pulled the hail mary. We figured y'all were the only ones we could trust, and given your countless attempts to get t$ to broadside Rose, you may be into the idea. Obviously that didn't go as planned. Rose actually got some respect from me in regards to them not using your leak as their cb. They knew it'd be disingenuous and they'd rather be possibly in the wrong meta-wise than to try and spin some bs that we could shoot down immediately. Rose's cb was the secret treaties they had made. The validity of that as a cb is up in the air, but don't pretend that even Rose could set up a counter blitz that fast. Rose was ready. War rooms made. Sheets planned. Targets assigned. All before you gave them anything. They've got the self-respect and integrity not to spin this line - let them do their own FA, yeah?

these would be funny if tkr didnt post the cb literally everywhere. lemme spell it out in all caps ROSE'S ACTION IN DUCK HUNT

I thought we already determined this on RON? Its Guns and Roses.

They're too stupid to realize the FA consequences of a paperless treaty bandwagon into a dogpile. They're mostly allowed to exist (after having NPO's hand up their ass during Dial Up), because apparently Rose has never cared about the PR backlash of having them as meatshield. As stated before, this approach only leads, in the event of a perceived future threat, to any other parties like t$ sphere joining forces with the outnumbered set of alliances, thus resulting in the return to a bipolar world, which is the worst, most stagnation prone scenario. Better start sucking up to t$, Rose. Even with their sphere + our coalition we'd still be outnumbered vs yours, but y'all know full well you're surrounded by garbage, whereas the aforementioned parties have much more quality. Hopefully this doesn't end up biting you in the ass.

I was about to say: Nokia fakes his retirement, yet again, but then I notice the alliance has 0 active members. I'm sorry to say, but if I weren't held up with my new perpetual obligation, I'd have been highly incentivized to join your alliance. Then delete.

Goooooo Nokiiaaa!

Dogpile wars are boring for everyone and if you guys keep blobing together for wars all that talk about a multipolar world and mini spheres is just you blowing smoke out your asses. The only thing you are doing is forcing the other blocs to blob together in order to survive and putting us right back to a bipolar world. So good job I guess.

Kek, being good at the game is toxic. Even TKR which is sorta cliquey and safe spacey, isn’t as bad as Rose sphere ASM. BK is stale memes but they’re not edgy and they spam, not troll. TO has no personality CC is weebs, but they’re not that bad tbqh. Everyone complains about Lossi, but idk Lossi has been ok IMO. So idk where this, “they’re toxic for going to war.” Tbqh I think this a Karen vs Karen fight right now in terms of toxicity. No one here has the cajones to earn the badge of toxic. Enjoy the show and duke out the grudges, because we’re going back to 2 spheres. This was all to dog pile the guys at the top. Tbqh tS should just rejoin TKR at this point and we should revisit the Alex rule of having wars to end all wars, because that’s where we’re at again.

Seems cringe to split with t$ to then just turned around and form another megabloc with Hedge.

Yeah yeah its late, no one else started it. Yeah yeah, there is already a working title, still gotta go through the formalities. Post your nominations below, nominations will be vetted (for length, actual technical feasibility, and adherence to rules) by the wiki team as usual once the war concludes. And then another thread will kick off the voting.

@yoso can we prot Hedgemonyfund Anyways, Good luck nokia ❤️

this format is easier to read, thank

Life before death Cooper, life before death.

Lmfao I love this

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This and your entire last comment has nothing to do with my issue with Latsu's comment nor my response to him, which had to do with him specifically taking it OOC not just now but previously as well. You want to lob insults about us based on in game actions? Go for it. I have zero issue taking "rash" comments (not the word you wanted for there); that's the game. Keep it related to that though. There's no reason to bring up my gender as a tool to put myself, my alliance, or my allies down when doing so.

I believe you've mistaken this thread for the old RL picture thread. I would have chosen a more flattering picture if I were you. that one makes you look a bit upset.

TKR and friends are perfectly capable of standing on their own. Give them 6 months to grow and incorporate protectorates and splinters and they could get even larger.