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  1. A tumbleweed rolls across a road in a quiet town. The sun is setting. The streets are quiet, and all lights are dark except for one tavern. Inside the tavern were the remnants of what the world had come to know as the Quack gang. They were a large gang, and one others tended to view as a threat. They'd been discussing going separate ways for the last few hours, when a man burst in. "Look at this," Shifty said, handing the gang a slew of papers. Plans for a rival gang that based themselves in the Swamp to try and take us on again. Plans for certain members of Quack to be sideswiped while the rest of Quack was assumed to just stand aside. Adam couldn't help but chuckle a bit at the lack of critical thinking in that idea. "Well then, boys. Guess we get one last scrap together after all. Grab your men, grab your horses, and let's pay them a visit shall we?" Adam said. The rest nodded in response. Adam made his way to Leopold's office, and entered. "Time to bring him to justice," he said, dropping the papers on Leo's desk. Leo grinned and eagerly grabbed his revolver. Benfro and Adam met outside before everyone rolled out, giving a nod to eachother. "One last ride," they said, before heading towards the Swamp. TL;DR: t$ declares war on Swamp as a result of the leaks and various other misdeeds and cancels all Swamp cancellations. Couldn't let both of us split without a little more fun, could we?
    68 points
  2. The Order It was just a casual Friday in the land of The Order. Boyce the Warman continued to look for reasons to use his new flying tanks, Lord Vader gloated his finding of a new protector - Alliance, Tiger continued to spend money for “growth purposes” and Mac was working on his book, Recruitment for Dummies. Just then, Vader received word that a hidden empire - The Lost Empire - wished to challenge the mighty Order. “We must accept this challenge” said Vader, to his fellow leaders. The others agreed. But then, Boyce maniacally said “We must take not only this hidden empire, but the swamp surrounding it.” Before anyone had a chance to protest, Boyce’s loyal armies were marching to the swamp. TL:DR The Order declares war on The Lost Empire, The Federation, The Ampersand, The Commonwealth, United Socialist Nations, Black Skies, and Goon Squad /s/ Vader, Mac, Boyce, Tiger
    34 points
  3. There was a rumble in the stillness of the Mediterranean Sea, as the Carthaginian ships crossed the sea and obnoxiously traded all manners of things. This disturbance seemed to originate from a cocky civilization under the sea, the Lost City of Atlantis they called themselves. Well then, let them be found! TLDR; Carthago declares war on The Lost Empire and their associates in the Swamp.
    33 points
  4. On the 30th of April, Shifty releases a plethora of information from the Swamp and The Lost Empire servers. Among that information, two topics stood out: First, a statement that there shouldn’t be a leak issue as Sphinx isn't in the server...Well, that aged incredibly poorly. The second was a plan by TLE to hit our ally The Order for “practice.” *Spoiler Alert* This one won't age well either. This is a direct threat towards TO and as such we shall beat the drums of war for One Last Ride to Drain the Swamp. TKR defends her allies; we will avenge them! Tl;dr: TKR rules, Swamp droolz.
    31 points
  5. tl;dr, Name Withheld declares war on Swamp
    27 points
  6. TaskForce Delta formally recognizes hostilities with TeRmiNalJest and Oblivion. Well to be honest this was expected to happen earlier so I thank all involved for waiting to attack delta. To Jest’s earlier DoW I say bullshit, if you wanna start a fight for fun then say so. Making up ridiculous reasons for war is not only insulting to us but degrades the honor of the combat we’re about to engage in. To conclude, if you mess with Delta you get the Big D.
    18 points
  7. From the desk of Ockey Terminal Oblivion The Jestest Parti ever Greetings, Friends! Terminal Jest formally recognizes the recognition of Hostilities from TaSkFoRcE DeLtA. Regarding StRaToSpHeRe's announcement: Pragglesan wishes to clarify that our reason for is super legitimate and we are sorry relations have deteriorated to a point where diplomacy was no longer an option. Please be assured that Terminal Jest views war as the last resort and rues this day where it receives the D. Terminal Jest has at no point intended, nor will it intend, to besmirch the honor of the combat we are about to engage in. This combat -which was by the way a measure of last resort friends and which we regret for certain having had no choice- is sacred to us, an alliance which values friendship, loyalty, trust and honor above all. We cordially invite you to the Terminal Jest server to engage in good faith diplomacy upon that we may redeem the honor of this combat and find an amicable solution.
    18 points
  8. Lmao what a dog pile. !@#$ you quack
    18 points
  9. From the desk of Ockey Terminal Oblivion The Jestest Parti ever Greetings, friends! The other day I was spruceshuffling with Uncle traveling Patt, and the spruce fell into a hole! When I went to find it, I stared straight into the abyss! And Oblivion stared back! It whispered to me. Caressed my hair! Calmed me. Mesmerizing. I ever so briefly crossed over friends. It enveloped me. Swallowed me. We became one, yet neither of us was. What we are is not what we are becoming. My train of thought. Who interrupted it. Rude! Hostilities! Terminal Jest declares war on tango bloc in preemptive Defense of its ODOAP allies Immortals. Also Oblivion is cute.
    17 points
  10. May 2, 2021 Rome, Italy Aircrafts heard overhead Broadcast On The first shots have been fired. The British have launched attacks against the Socialist Regime in Italy and her allies in the nearby Swamplands. The attacks are over multiple threats by the Swamp People against British allies. Specifically the Nuclear Bomb Cult. It is also reported that the leader of Italy, Premier Simmons, was a very distasteful character and disliked by many of those in Britain. The British Government has issued a notice that it will coordinate with the Ducks to help their efforts in neutralizing the Swamp people. Broadcast Ended TL;DR - Prima Victoria declares war on Socialist Union of Nova Roma and Swamp P.S "If you attack my nation, I swear, I will open the gates of hell in your face. I will attack you with all force humanely possible. You know what I'll do? Firstly, I'll blockade you. Secondly, I'll bomb you. Thirdly, I'll send my soldiers over to wreak havoc. Lastly, I will send F*UCKING missiles to your nation to destroy all that juicy infrastructure. You have been warned. P.S i will still raid your nation" - The Republic Of Uspium (politicsandwar.com)
    14 points
  11. Black Skies is just happy that it isn't in a 9v1, a 8v2, a 6v1 or a 7v2 and we actually have allies standing by us. Black Skies acknowledges (and agrees) that TO and Black Skies needs a full war to settle some scores and acknowledges a state/return of hostilities. Happy Pirate Noises
    12 points
  12. I’m surprised you haven’t mentioned your girlfriend yet…
    12 points
  13. You name dropped Shifty YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE LEAKING SHITPOSTER OF P/W GOOD LEAKS AND DANK MEMES WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY ”CAN’T OUT SHIFT THE SHIFTER” IN THIS THREAD
    12 points
  14. And every time I roll out, Swamp know I got the ducks wit me. They them nations that gonna blitz for me. Declaration, Declaration, they gonna make those missiles rain for me. It ain't no cure for all this turmoil in your bloc. Have mercy on Swamp, haver mercy on their infra Can't let this war turn cold Swamp, you should say less gang, i'd rather just let my blitz speak Same allies that like to run their mouth have some fast feet !@#$, back when Chaunce was alive, you got your ass beat Gonna reunite with my associates, they need to they guns free Blicked up in a five minute blitz, ready when we go deep Stand over Swamp and shoot they face, watch their bloc leak !@#$ I'm like Manthrax, a !@#$ed up life comes with trying me. I'm crazy yeah they call me Dubya, please don't mind me. If I catch Swamp on some bullshit, you know Quack right behind me I know you heard about the Syndicate, I'm from where all the money be. I need at least like 10 bil, that's if you wanna fight me !@#$ Syndicate forever great, we keep the mirror to remind us. Ampersand, you gotta wait your turn, you know how that line be Then everybody gonna peep Alexio, you know his lies free. And every time I roll out, Swamp know I got the ducks wit me. They them nations that gonna blitz for me. Declaration, Declaration, they gonna make those missiles rain for me. It ain't no cure for all this turmoil in your bloc. Have mercy on Swamp, haver mercy on their infra Can't let this war turn cold Ayy, keep your eyes up, Fark won't ride even though we killed their homies Hope these planes in my air bases on my side the day they drop them nukes on me !@#$ a bloc, run up these damage stats when i'm feeling lonely I stay motivated, too many allies depending on me I'm high off these dubs, got Ampersand losing consciousness Playin with some killers, death gonna be the consequence FS, Finish swamp, ain't none of that nuke turtling shit Infra falling down, they gasping for peace They keep pinging their members, tryna get them to respond And we ain't moving sloppy, so who did the murder is anonymous But Swamp quick to deflect and claim those statements out of context Feel like tS is untouchable, ain't cocky, we just confident DemonSpawn thirsty on me, all those R&R give me compliments Got it out the mud, gotta praise Adam's accomplishments Ayy, ayy, we just !@#$ed Swamp and they had just disbanded In between their pleas, Kilo was giving life to us Left us in the shadows, now they claim to know me personally They invite us to talk now, after they tried to do us in themselves They on some broke shit, I ain't with it, Ampersand won't work for me Our price is in the billions, just incase you want some mercy from me And every time I roll out, Swamp know I got the ducks wit me. They them nations that gonna blitz for me. Declaration, Declaration, they gonna make those missiles rain for me. It ain't no cure for all this turmoil in your bloc. Have mercy on Swamp, haver mercy on their infra Can't let this war turn cold Have mercy on many Swamps Many, many, many, many Swamps Wish death upon me
    10 points
  15. What a victory for the great Empire of Calondia!
    9 points
  16. Love you TKR!!!! Glad to be once again fighting on the same side, hopefully that never changes.
    9 points
  17. We call for justice motherf*ckers
    9 points
  18. hey leave my future bloc alone guys... They are just trying to make their way thru the world today, when it takes everything they got. They want to take a break from all their worries, it sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? All those nights when you got no lights and the check is in the mail, and your little angel hung the cat up by its tail... and your third fiance didnt show... Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your name!! And their always glad you came! You wanna be where you can see, Our troubles are all the same, you wanna be where everybody knows your name....
    8 points
  19. You name dropped Shifty YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE LEAKING SHITPOSTER OF P/W GOOD LEAKS AND DANK MEMES WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY ”CAN’T OUT SHIFT THE SHIFTER” IN THIS THREAD
    8 points
  20. From the desk of Ockey Terminal Oblivion The Jestest Parti ever Greetings, friends! Ockey and Praggle are done playing on the swing! The swingset maintenance friends have spent a lot of time with us over the past day, and we feel like we have gotten to understand and appreciate eachother on a deeper level. That newfound respect has translated into a mutual understanding that our little kertuffle was really a misunderstanding caused by coincidental environmental factors! Can you imagine that friends!? We have agreed to peace! Peace for all! And a NAP! A 6 month NAP! Everyone involved has agreed and signed friends! I could not be happier at this turn of events! Excepts for the Delta-Tango-whatever people. Ockey is coming for you! Ta!
    7 points
  21. No friend, my friend is busy with other things. I will do this alone!
    7 points
  22. Can y'all recognize hostilities in game instead? For real smh Some of y'all had a better RoH on the forums with more posters replying than nations countering Let the steamrollers make the better threads that each 3-20 pages worth of salt and go off topic w/ numerous attempts by the mods to shut it down.
    6 points
  23. Me, after telling the banks themselves to transfer me money via Western Union:
    6 points
  24. Sigh. 3rd? Verse same as the first? If y'all do split and sorry but I don't believe that it will be a real split I'll be surprised. But let's face it... It won't truely happen till they face each other in combat. Then, only then, will the split be real.
    6 points
  25. Duncan Croford 05/03/2021 05:12 PM Prime Minister Duncan Croford of UK & Naval Alliances declared a Attrition war upon Delightful HitGirl Maia of Bamika. Duncan Croford's justification for the war was, "Oui oui baguettes!". 05/03/2021 05:14 pm Delightful HitGirl Maia of Bamika ordered a ground attack upon the nation of UK & Naval Alliances led by Prime Minister Duncan Croford and eliminated 10 Resistance. The attack was an immense triumph. Delightful HitGirl Maia's forces lost 25,638 soldiers and 1,579 tanks, while Prime Minister Duncan Croford's defenders lost 37,853 soldiers and 2,598 tanks. The attack destroyed 269.02 infrastructure in the city of Leeds and 0 improvements. Delightful HitGirl Maia stole $1,516,275.00 in the attack. 05/03/2021 05:15 pm Prime Minister Duncan Croford of UK & Naval Alliances ordered a ground attack upon the nation of Bamika led by Delightful HitGirl Maia and eliminated 0 Resistance. The attack was an utter failure. Prime Minister Duncan Croford's forces lost 35,853 soldiers and 2,527 tanks, while Delightful HitGirl Maia's defenders lost 22,443 soldiers and 1,443 tanks. The attack destroyed 0.00 infrastructure in the city of Blades in Action and 0 improvements. Prime Minister Duncan Croford stole $0.00 in the attack. 05/03/2021 05:28 pm This conflict continues to rage on, with no end in sight. Swing has Swung 05/03/2021 09:56 AM Mister Benj of Swing has Swung declared a Attrition war upon Delightful HitGirl Maia of Bamika. Benj's justification for the war was, "N/A.". 05/03/2021 09:56 am Mister Benj of Swing has Swung ordered a ground attack upon the nation of Bamika led by Delightful HitGirl Maia and eliminated 0 Resistance. The attack was an utter failure. Mister Benj's forces lost 30,629 soldiers and 0 tanks, while Delightful HitGirl Maia's defenders lost 4,629 soldiers and 224 tanks. The attack destroyed 0.00 infrastructure in the city of Blades in Action and 0 improvements. Mister Benj stole $0.00 in the attack. 05/03/2021 10:25 am Mister Benj of Swing has Swung ordered a naval attack upon the nation of Bamika and eliminated 0 Resistance. The attack was an utter failure. Mister Benj's forces lost 41 ships, while Delightful HitGirl Maia's defenders lost 6 ships. The attack destroyed 0.00 infrastructure in the city of Blades in Action. This nation is in Vacation Mode for the next 718 turns. This nation cannot be attacked or traded with during that time.
    5 points
  26. I am not going to take a bait and get a Big D from Dave 3.0, I will wait for an update and talk with Dave 4.0.
    5 points
  27. When the prot has to stand up for the protector.
    5 points
  28. Swamp, let's have peace... ...So we can all dogpile Black Skies together!
    5 points
  29. 5 points
  30. Now that they have been found, let's hope that they can find their place lmfao.
    5 points
  31. Well, time to drain the Swamp boys.
    5 points
  32. Your transgressions towards the historically peaceful alliance known as Oblivion has been noted. Stop being bullies and picking on innocent alliances, Delta Bloc.
    4 points
  33. Why would an entire bloc attack a small neutral alliance like Oblivion. Warmongering sphere like Delta Force should be stopped.
    4 points
  34. Man, formal surrenders these days aren't what they used to be it seems... Oh well, time for round two. Just try not not to change up the peace treaty on your own afterwards okay?
    4 points
  35. TO to Black Skies: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN.
    4 points
  36. Enjoy the last ride and have fun beating the ever loving shit out of the worst part of the treaty web.
    4 points
  37. I say what I mean and mean what I say, friend!
    4 points
  38. 4 points
  39. Love you guys. The Order is legit!
    4 points
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