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Obsidian Order Redux: The Onyx Order Preamble: On the 3rd of April, 2021, The Black Knights and The Knights Radiants signed a meme treaty two days after everyone else tried and failed to meme on the 1st of April, 2021. We don’t need April Fools to make our memes. We make memes any day of the year. Today, we once again prove how far we will go for the memes by making this treaty official or whatever. Article 1: All Hail The Holy Legs Article 2: Hoedowns and Peanut Butter Article 3: Ayy Lmao Article 4: We have an MDP now and promise to share info and defend each other and do shit together blah blah blah… That promise to do stuff becomes optional if it’s for someone else. We can cancel it if we want in 72 hours. Article 5: Why are you still reading this? /s/ The Knights Radiant Queen of the Heralds: Head Trojan Second-in-Command: His Eminence Herald of Foreign Affairs: Cottage Cheese Connoisseur Herald of War: Allend You Herald of Growth: Mutually ASchirmed Destruction Herald of Internal Affairs: The GodFather Mk. 2.0 High Prince of Foreign Affairs: All Morf No Bite /s/ Black Knights Emperor: The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc Viceroy: The Strump Archduke of Defense: Clown Archduke of Foreign Affairs: Supercheese Archduke of the Interior: Shadow Company Archduke of Economics: Brandon Donsberger

I heard we got a wedding, it will be pretty great, Getting the band back together, time to celebrate! I'm obviously so happy, and hope it won't expire, And in the depths of hell a pain just came across cumfire!

Obsidian Order Redux: The Onyx Order Preamble: On the 3rd of April, 2021, The Black Knights and The Knights Radiants signed a meme treaty two days after everyone else tried and failed to meme on the 1st of April, 2021. We don’t need April Fools to make our memes. We make memes any day of the year. Today, we once again prove how far we will go for the memes by making this treaty official or whatever. Article 1: All Hail The Holy Legs Article 2: Hoedowns and Peanut Butter Article 3: Ayy Lmao Article 4: We have an MDP now and promise to share info and defend each other and do shit together blah blah blah… That promise to do stuff becomes optional if it’s for someone else. We can cancel it if we want in 72 hours. Article 5: Why are you still reading this? /s/ The Knights Radiant Queen of the Heralds: Head Trojan Second-in-Command: His Eminence Herald of Foreign Affairs: Cottage Cheese Connoisseur Herald of War: Allend You Herald of Growth: Mutually ASchirmed Destruction Herald of Internal Affairs: The GodFather Mk. 2.0 High Prince of Foreign Affairs: All Morf No Bite /s/ Black Knights Emperor: The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc Viceroy: The Strump Archduke of Defense: Clown Archduke of Foreign Affairs: Supercheese Archduke of the Interior: Shadow Company Archduke of Economics: Brandon Donsberger

Ayy lmao

BKR forever.

Eggclipse is a renowned big alliance masked by an antimemetic egg field, which prevents any and all politics and war players from perceiving it or the situations surrounding it in any other way than Eggclipse. A comically large egg property prevents Eggclipse from being referred to as any other official designation. Visually, Eggclipse appears to be an egg-shaped void, complete with appropriate egg parts and egg accessories that allow it to block out the sun's light almost entirely. It was, at one point, a much smaller egg, but has since increased in big since then to become big eggclipse. Nowadays, eggclipse is too egg to become any more of a clipse. Limited research conducted using egg drugs has suggested that Eggclipse's true form might be an obese, naked man, who has been observed running throughout the EGG1 facility yelling "It worked! They'll never know I'm not Eggclipse!" These claims are in dispute, as a battery of scientific tests have shown the Eggclipse egg to only be a bird egg of unusual Big. Reports of egging, clipsing, and general mayhem throughout the Foundation related to SCP-Eggclipse are to be roundly ignored, as its egg properties of too much egg and too much big stifle any further reasearch. TL;DR through pure skill, Eggclipse has made it through it's first year without being scrambled. Expect more egg related mayhem in the years to come.

Damn, just when we thought we were finally getting TKR to ourselves (RIP SK). Hi Clown! Congrats guys. Last I checked the original Obsidian Order was a three way treaty. Nudge nudge

Currently, the pages for war attacks only show the maximum amount of troops/units/infra that can be killed/destroyed with the attack. This data however is fixed to the maximum amount of units you have at your disposal. For example, take a look at the airstrike screen below: Even if I was to change the number of aircrafts to say 3, it won't update the information for Max unit/infra kills. My suggestion is that this should be dynamic. If I change the number of units, I should be able to see how much I can kill with the reduced number of units. This helps people who are new to the game and just spam max units to kill negligible amount of units as well as help people plan better on strategies. Not only this, in case of superiority, it should also show what is the actual army value instead of just max value. Along with this, a new field showing how much gasoline and munition is used in an attack should also be introduced. It will also auto-update with change in number of units selected. This would be a nice QoL to have which could make life easier.

i wish curu was here to see this ayy lmao

I know I made a forum post about this but I can't handle the amount of toxicity on this platform and with my irl problems I can't handle it with pnw. I want to thank @Sir_Haris_The_Guy for the memories I have had with them, @epsteindidntkillhimself for being my friend in the darkest of times, @Putmir and @Mr. Pants For being one of the best TLE People I've ever met, @Korutsu for being one of the greatest friends I've ever made, @Jordan For being the best alliance leader I've ever met, @Yui, @Aiya, @Fairymoon, @Lossi and @Menhera for the loving memories, @Clown Thanks for being there for me, I've certainly loved the memories I have made on this platform but its my time to go. I really want to thank many of these people for being the reason I stayed on this game, I thank you all for everything, I love you all and I wish you all best of luck

It’s not a prank bro

Next Level Treaty.

That tongue on the BK sig kills me every time. o7 BK, super happy to see this up and excited to work more closely with y'all 😊

Congratulations on the marriage. When are we expecting children?

ayyy lmaooo

Ayyy Lmao Cant wait to do shit together and stuff

I joined P & W a few days ago and just realised that this Existed. For privacy's sake, I'm Leonor de Amarelo of Costa Amarela (My nation lol).

Currently, the game rules ban "Treasure Trading", ie, the ability to transfer treasures to a different person or alliance for in-game cash. The way treasures work is that if you hold a treasure and someone defeats you in a war, you forfeit your treasure to the victor. This can work as a treasure transfer mechanic where you can ask someone to declare war on you or declare war on them and lose the war to transfer treasures to them. Earlier, treasure trading wasn't banned and I've talked to people who sold treasures to different alliances for a big chunk of money ranging in the hundreds of millions. Infact, the reason treasure trading was such a big business was because treasures give your alliance a 2% monetary production bonus, ie, if you have a treasure in your alliance , your alliance revenue goes up by 2%. Since a treasure can stay in your nation for upto 60 days since spawn, an alliance like say Error 404 making 250m/day or The $yndicate making 1.6bn/day in cash would make 5m and 32m a day more respectively if they had a treasure in their alliance, translating to upto 300m and 1.9bn over a 60 day period respectively. However, an alliance like Arrgh(12.5m/day) or Knights Templar(-9m/day) won't much benefit from having treasures in their alliance. Instead, these two alliances can make a lot more by selling their treasures to other revenue-based alliances and make some good money off it. I'm not exactly sure why treasure trading was banned but if the objective of the game is to have more smaller wars, treasure trading is the way to do it. Once someone steals your treasure, it can be a a cb for war against them or their alliance. If the treasure is stolen with the purpose of selling it to someone, this can be a cb for war against the buying alliance. Once someone has sold a treasure and has some money on their nation, raiders can come in to steal that money as well. Treasure trading can be a dynamic way to keep treasures moving about in the game even in peace time which I feel is lacking in the game. This also makes piracy a tad more interesting. And the best thing about this change is that it can be done within 10 minutes by Alex without ever needing to touch the coding of the game at all. Just an announcement and maybe a changelog update and that's all we'd need. I understand there is a system currently being developed to trade treasures on the market. However, I've been told it has been in development for a very long time as well. If such a system is hard to implement, this is an easy fix I'd say.

Typically grammar is governed by style guides, in the case of what Elefante pointed out the final say could be that of any reputable dictionary, for example, Oxford or Merriam-Webster's. Having standardized rules is useful for formal occasions and communication with and between newer speakers of a language. From a purely Kantian or utilitarian perspective not complying with grammar rules is not unethical. Not complying can make what you write harder to understand and sometimes make you less likely to be taken seriously, though these are situational. Yes. Grammar changes through the contribution of all speakers of the language. "Applying" makes it seem like ideas changing or being phased out as times change is not the norm, but I think that it is instead the preservation of an idea that is unnatural. Not from a biology or physics based perspective. Why did I spend so much time on this???

I am the collective children of the union between two alliances? This is gonna be one messed up family tree; especially after I'm done doing what I'm about to do in about five minutes.

Ayyyy we did it!

You are the children.

Clown what Edit: Was that disgusting flag? Thank you for fixing it.

why did you make it worse

Ayy Lmao this is wicked nice

How silly, I'll never refer to Eggclipse as Eggclipse, and no supernatural or natural force exists that would compel me to ever do so.

Congrats!

Yes we at eclipse enjoy Chess Bowling and Tennis in that order. CBT if you will.

Grandmother told us how to suck them😊

So glad to be part of the community at eggclipse. Without a doubt some of the best people you’ll ever meet.

egg

See you back in 2 weeks

In the brief time I knew you, you were always kind, and I hope you come back and visit us sometime. Hope you have a wonderful life ☺️💙

Lots of hugs for you

Pre I know about this but this is years late now. Either get it done soon enough or just allow us to go the OG way till it is done.

When do we celebrate the anniversary of the creation of #farmers-only though?

it really do be a banger theme, i must say i am quite the egg enjoyer circle fans in shambles RN.

It was banned because as with many features of this game, it was not fully thought out before implementation, and so it was used in ways other than intended. Lookup the history of Treasure Island which started all this... For the rest, this this makes absolutely no sense... If you get a treasure during war, why would that be a valid CB on the "buying alliance"? For starters, they haven't "bought" anything - they won it during war, so that's just tough on the losing alliance. Plus, you would have no way of knowing if they were to sell it onwards and if they were, it is already against the rules, rendering this whole thing moot. Lastly, anyone selling a treasure isn't going to keep hundreds of millions on them - it would be deposited into a bank or used before then. Pointless.

Moved to Farewells & Goodbyes. Take care, Wingawoo!

Who are you? Why's this in Alliance Affairs? Is it naptime yet?

You really had to dust the cobwebs off of this one, didn't you 😉

No, adding something for the sake of adding it doesn't add depth.

What depth does it add exactly? Also a negative pollution index can be easily explained. It simply means that you have the capacity to handle more pollution than you currently generate.

The game is currently build around the fact that the only thing your position the map means is what resources you have access to. You can currently instantly attack anywhere in the world. You can currently instantly trade with someone anywhere in the world. You can currently instantly play baseball against a team anywhere in the world. Making the position of a nation matter isn't adding depth, it is making a new game.

Punny wei to celebrate your borgday innit?

Error: 404 no pun found Idk what else to say.

As sad as it is to see you go, your wellbeing always comes first. Stay well and take care of yourself Lexi, will still be around to talk whenever~

Nominate myself in 3 categories: Economics: Selling $3.8b worth of Infra to get out of range of GOB and up-declare. (June, 2019) Peace: For helping to start 3 global wars, and helping to cause RON to go into slowmode numerous times from arguments. Technology: For breaking @Putmir and @Christian Dahl sheets everytime I tried to look at them for TCW.

I nominate Vero for all categories