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Hm, it appears these are fabricated and not me. Bold of you to post a thread like this on April fools, mixed among many other threads here. Good prank though, must have taken hours making all of those ss's

DTC and Ockey spying people? I don't believe it. How dare you make these baseless accusations?!

As all of us know that a Spy Attack is an act of war . Our alliance for one response lost 289 spies and for last week lost more than 500 spies from the same deaf killers. - Yeah is hard to live in middle of Acts of War but someone like them is hard to deal.No Response.... 🌹&Obivilion Cooperations We tried best ways but those didn't work. Reciprocity will be in place if this continues. This is my Life , this is my Glob , this is my Brotherhood Family. President Llojsa with Love💐

DtC always:

They can try to delete our history They can try to silence us They can remove our horsecocks But they will never fully erase them Because the horsecock is in us The horsecock is among us Thus Easter begins and April Fool's Ends

Dude me too, he not only spied me today but broke the game, hacks, cheat, ban

Maybe a "time until next turn" should be better emphasized on the sidebar? That, and *certainly* an update to the snore page. That thing literally tells people that there's a problem. Actually, thinking about it, maybe players' earliest turns should be accelerated so they have a reason to play continuously during their first few most critical minutes. That's the way that all the clash-of-clans and boom-beaches do it, so there's definitely merit to encouraging continuous play right out of the gate.

I do. I think we're doing ok.

I thought April fools was over.

Please may this be the end of April Fools forum spam. 🙏 🙏

They didn't leave due to that; they were already in the process of packing up by the time Alex whacked their offshore for cheating their revenue.

The seeth and cope from last year was delicious. Probably some of the best meltdowns I've ever seen within the realm of this game.

Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it, crushed it into tiny bite sized pieces. I really did expect better of you, but I guess i'm a loser for that too. Don't bother beiging me tomorrow, i'll tell them you all won in a triumphant march. So thanks, thanks for nothing. In all seriousness, I can't support myself playing this game anymore. The double standard for fascism in this game is absurd. Apparently it's okay to support literal white nationalists, but thinking they don't belong is too far and would dogpile us. Apparently realpolitik is more important than any political hill to die on. Apparently it's okay to think gay people are disordered, but not okay to say that opinion is not a good one. The level of salt that I eat playing this game far outweighs the joy I get from it, and even my dearest ASM comrades. It drains me way more than is worth my time compared to Valheim, Paradox titles, LEGO, and my non-PW comrades. Thanks @Redarmy and @Pasky Darkfire for opening up their lives to me. Thank you @Comrade Joe for giving me a chance so quickly into my tenure in this game. Thank you @Akuryo for being on my side in almost every debate and argument. Thank you @Aiya and @Menhera for being our Blankie Gang comrades in GNO. For yinz, I still wish to be friends. But this game is just self-harm for me. Consider this a win, KT - thanks to the liberals, yinz have free reign over Orbis's politics. Peace.

Nice.

The revolution has come. I hereby proclaim the formation of the Empire of Golden Dawn, led by Supreme Leader Levi, Emperor of all her 20 Sovereign States, First Consul of the Empire, Lord of the Tavern and Protector of the Realm. As the first imperial order, The Empire of Golden Dawn declares an unending crusade against all nations of Orbis. TL;DR: April Fools

DOWN WITH THE OPPRESSORS! UP WITH THE HORSECOCKS!

So this is a DoW or...?

Choco Communism!? Distributing the means of Choco when!?

Over the long course of PnW history Arrgh has been the terror of the seas and haven for the wretched scum of Orbis (Underlord). We've spent our time here shilling for a philosophy that has never caught on and it's time we recognized that fact. Paperless is dead, treaties are the only way to conduct diplomacy in a world so tied to its traditions. With this in mind, Arrgh is teaming up with a familiar face to terrorize the treaty web instead of your war slots. Announcing the TKArrgh Accords That's right,baby. It's an Arrgh-TKR MDoAP. That optional aggression clause is going to be used, a lot.

After a tempestuous election, the people have spoken. And they have spoken, I am afraid, unwisely. Despite my repeated pleas to let me retire after my service and long history with the game, I was elected, against my wishes, as leader of CC. This has been certified by Adrienne: As promised, my first order of business is to ban Allend from ever joining CC. I am extremely grateful and humbled by the trust that I have been shown, and I can only hope to repay it someday. However, I am too run-down and listless to accept the burden of this responsibility. As such, I have no choice but to abdicate in favor of Lossi and Menny, who I hereby appoint co-rulers, with absolute authority over the alliance, in perpetuity. Long may they reign!

I thought shifty was joking and maybe for the first time I was wrong.

It is entirely on topic. And stop giving me warnings for calling racists racist or Ill have to assume youre on their side.

I’ve been thinking a lot lately, there is no real incentive for war in this game at this point. All of our reasons for war have been OOC based. I believe this stems from all major alliances adopting the same policies(no raiding top 50, switching to color, maintaining peace, etc) There are no mechanics for the game to successfully bring out war by itself. To negative those who would come into this thread and say “to keep your enemies from growing to fast, to stop a whale-tier alliance like Grumpy from dominating a tier” when have we, as players, consistently and fundamental used that without ulterior motives being at play? All in all, the game needs more features that would force or give reasons for alliances to go to war. Something needs a buff, or resources need a cap or to expire over time through degradation or something, to make alliances feel urged to do things. what were other’s thoughts on this matter?

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=291386 https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=291161

Seems like you don't even know what racism is yet you call everyone a racist. Racism and white supremacy are quite clearly defined and very real and you do no one any favors by screaming at anyone who gets in your way that they are a racist. If you suspect someone is a racist or worse then report them to Alex and actually do something about it. However when you just throw the word racism around at everyone and make no distinction whatsoever you really make yourself seem untrustworthy and that you don't actually really care about racism at all just partisan fighting.

Yeah, the world is against you, and you're the victim. Whadya know? It's called The Great Racist Conspiracy.

[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" [Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door] Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?" [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination] Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!" Scout: Let's go, let's go- [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier] Heavy: "INCOMING!"

"Democracy is indispensable to socialism." Quoting the wise words from our eternal leader, we express our sincere gratitude to @Psweet, @Adrienne and @Lossi for instating a perfect environment for our coup to succeed. As we have foreseen, a counter coup was nothing else but imminent. We have taken precautionary measures, and have left a line in the code on which Bodice runs. When the code started running, there was nothing else left to stop it. I announce that Emmi, Rei and Bodice have fallen in the democrats' desperate actions to protect their flimsy institution. People's Republic of Chocolate Castle Government: General Secretary: @Luna Moonfang Head of Economy: @Psweet (you'll never escape the game mwahahahaha) Head of Internal Affairs: @Daveth Head of Defence: @Clown

And yet you name drop daily at this point. Rent free

The main issue is the NPO we had here was vastly different from NPO back in 2006. That being said, however, CN NPO when I last played CN in 2015 resembled more so the NPO we knew here than it did the classical NPO. You could argue that the version of NPO which we knew is the end result of events which took place back in August 2007 when there was a nearly a civil war in NPO due to alternate visions of leadership almost coming to blows. Pixel history for the win 👍

Sounds like you're the expert; was Morningstar a success story, I suppose?

Git gud? 🤷‍♀️

who knows bro, who knows...

its a treaty

Who, where, what?

Finally a true system for the people

Center Your Flag

Assuming you play CN NPO is still a thing with a good setup there, great lads and all with strong leadership but kinda makes a point about CN alliances porting over though. But really it's not like recreating NPO over again here would be such a bad idea right?

Like the set of hips on @Clown Shifty don’t lie ayy lmao

Friends, Alliancemen, Chocolatiers, lend me your ears! For too long have we suffered under the restrictive and repressive tactics of the chocolate elite! For too long has leadership not spared thought or pain for those too poor to afford premium Swiss chocolate and had to make do with cheap and heretical Hershey's. This must end now! I, formerly Princess Psweet, hereby proclaim the founding of the First Chocolate Republic, beholden to the people, founded in the belief in the inalienable rights of all to life, liberty, and the pursuit of chocolate. I appoint @Adrienne the position of chairwoman of the Interim Assembly, to hold power no longer than is necessary to conclude a just, fair, and free election in which all chocolate loving castle denizens may vote for their leaders. I implore patriotic citizens everywhere to do their duty. Vote early! Vote often! And vote Psweet!

R-R-Rose-sama???

Cheeky. Please make sure to incorporate certain secret agreements that didn't exist but then suddenly did in your elaboration on that implication.

That's what happens when you think everything is about you, and you think everyone wants you dead.

I appreciated and liked old CN npo tbh. They were a fun element to add to the political landscape. Even early game NPO while tiring wasn't really too problematic. Late NPO/BK though just went off the rails.

Originally posted: May 10, 2020 by Lelouch Vi Britannia Mt.Fuji District It wouldn't be Britannia's first time on the opposite end of a Rokkenjima rifle, prior experience would be a double-edged sword. Lelouch knowing the devious nature of the Witches and in particular Eva-Beatrice would be tricky to counter-predict. Nonetheless, Britannia had already dispatched their frigate to aid in the extraction of Britannian from Mt. Fuji. Alongside this, Britannia had issued the "Shoot-On-Sight" order to any and all Rokkenjima personal who approach the Mt.Fuji district including civilians. The District would only need to hold out for a few hours for reinforcements to arrive. With the early departure and setup thankfully buying Britannia precious time Mt.Fuji would be prepared for the attack. Multiple layers of defense, border patrols and traps laid out in preparation for a brutal fight. The order would be broadcasted over the district, both to bolster the morale of the Britannians, and attempt to turn away Rokkenjima. This would be the ultimate test for the Mt.Fuji district. Meanwhile at the border a shout was heard near the border. The sizeable force following the sound put the source of the noise on the spotlight. "By order of his majesty, Emperor Lelouch you are considered a threat!" This call was followed by multiple troops taking a firing stance and preparing to fire their arms as well as call in mortar support. Overkill did not exist at a time like this.