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Orbis, As you are well aware there has been some...... turmoil in Schrute Farms the past few days. ASM has stepped in to help Schrute out in their time of need. What happened? Well Dwight Schrute has been attempting to Auction off both the Schrute Farms AA as well as the SF official discord server. This obviously came as a surprise to us, his allies, when he offered it to us for a cool 5 billion dollars. According to current Schrute Farms Members, Dwight has funneled nearly 10 billion in resources to his new alliance The Black Death. After giving control of the AA to Hayley, Dwight still tried to sell the AA to one of ASM’s gov members for a bargain of 4 billion dollars, even though he wasn’t on the AA anymore and had no control over it. Further more, about 3 hours ago I had tried to get the Schrute Farms Discord from him to give to Hayley. He would not. He offered again to sell it to me, and when he found no other buyers he outright deleted the entire server, throwing all current members under the bus on his way out. Classy all the way around. So ASM is going to do with ASM does, and stand firmly with the workers of Schrute Farm. Hayley has seen the absolutely shit show that Dwight left for her, and has since departed. As of now Abigor is in control of the AA and is soon giving control to Lightside, who will be leader. ASM will work with Lightside on righting the ship and fixing all the mistakes from the previous branch management. Dwight, for the 4th time, trying to sell me Schrute Farms: And then about 3 hours ago today:

Man, you guys will not believe some of the things I can find on Ebay!

Dear Sir: I have been requested by the Schrute National Beet Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Schrute National Beet Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for farming development in the Swamp region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$1,000,000,000,000. The Schrute National Beet Company is desirous of soil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Schrute Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region. You assistance is requested as a non-Schrute citizen to assist the Schrute National Beet Company, and also the Central Bank of Schrute Farms, in moving these funds out of Schrute Farms. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Schrute National Beet Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Schrute National Beet Company would agree to allow you to retain 4%, or US$40 billion of this amount. However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Schrute law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$4,000,000,000 in a Schrute bank account which is regulated by the Central Bank of Schrute Farms. If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Scranton, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Schrute National Beet Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Schrute Farms. Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Schrute Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it. Yours truly, Prince Dwight K. Schrute

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Prior to this last war, I personally went to SF and Dwight/MS to help them with their struggling Econ/Milcom as an alliance. I was met with a cold shoulder, and their war performance more than speaks for itself. This is essentially a new alliance, already voting on a new name. We have already changed our treaty from an ODP to a Protectorate with SF. ASM is /well/ aware of the hard work in store for both SF and ASM to fix their issues. This is a fast changing environment and we're helping them in all facets. Thank you for your concern though, it's appreciated

We will stand with the workers of Schrute Farm as we always have. The whales who left and robbed these poor farmers of everything they reaped will be shamed by us for the rest of their days. Again, the whales want nothing but their own benefit off the backbreaking labour of those who actually make the alliances function. All the best to Lightside's administration, which I hope will defend their fellow workers in the way the whales refuse to.

I'm certain it helps to know (and publicly so) that their allies aren't going to exploit and abandon them like their old leader did. It's rather easy to kick someone while they're down; quite a bit harder to do when it's clear that someone's got their back.

Ahoy! Do not be afraid! I bring you good news that will cause joy for all the people! We understand that during these uncertain days we must cherish what we have and be mindful of what we do not. We hope everyone and their families are safe and healthy during this time. Our own captains have yet to return from sea as to keep their crews safe from hubs of disease (we're looking at you Liverpool...). However as the mandate is "6 feet apart" for social distancing we decided "What better way to social distance than on the sea?!?" Black Skies invites you to a Christmas Eve Celebration For this celebration we thought it would be fun to do what we could on our ships. On Christmas Eve starting at Noon EST we'll be hosting a slew of games with potential prizes until 5:30pm EST. Join us in the Black Skies discord for one or more of the following: ~ War Games and Tactics for Captains and Lieutenants (Chess) ~ Painting and Sculpting of the fine arts using new dyes, courtesy of "Pantheon" (Scribbl.io) ~ "Secret Kraken", find the Kraken before he finds you! (Among Us) ~ Sea Shanties (Singing Carols)* ~ Maybe more! Who knows! For those that cannot attend we wish you a safe and Merry Christmas! TL;DR - Black Skies has a Christmas Party. *Only if the we're able to get our hands on Spanish Wine. Grog isn't appropriate for Christmas 😕

@Dwight k Schrute Why are you so cringe bro?

I found P&W through TV Tropes so just for fun I decided to try to figure out what type of organization the top 10 alliances are. Hopefully you guys will find some enjoyment from this and maybe even look more into TV Tropes. Be careful! TV Tropes will ruin your life! The original list Rose is The Republic. Powerful and democratic it definitely qualify for the Republic. The Syndicate, despite its name, is not The Syndicate (I hope) but rather a Mega-Corp. Not sure what to say... kind of self-explanatory... money good. The Knights Radiants are the Badass Army. TV Tropes lists the Knights Radiant in the Stormlight Archives as a badass army as well. The Immortals are The Alliance. Not exactly a rebellion per se but Tyrion did use to be in Fark (In all honesty I can’t really decide what they are. Suggestions would be appreciated and fun). The Fighting Pacifists are Martial Pacifists. They may like peace but they can hit hard. The Commonwealth is The Federation. Democratic with low taxes. Camelot is the Vestigial Empire. Many people still see them as too close to IQ for comfort. Grumpy Old Bastards are the Elite Army. I’m sorry I forgot you guys, please, don’t hurt me. Children of the Light are The Church. They lean very heavily into this in their ranks and all that jazz. Guardian is the Benevolent Precursor. Very old and decently respected alliance. Welp, there we have it. If anybody disagrees or has ideas about what non top 10 alliances are let me know and I might add it to the list. Mayor's suggestions Oblivion is the Oddly Small Organization. It is a small, rich and very experienced group of ex-raiders from many well-known alliances involved in most wars. Arrgh is the Thieves' Guild. Pirates, raiders, thieves and criminals. United Purple Nations/The Covenant is/are the The Remnant. Ancient and fallen superpower. New Pacific Order would have been the Hegemonic Empire, of course through IQ Black Knights would also be a Vestigial Empire, they once were a pillar of IQ and a very powerful alliance with a lot of weight. These days they are more isolationist and a protectorate of the Syndicate. Rose could also qualify as a Rising Empire since they have had many periods of strength and decline and one could say at this current moment they fit this trope. (also Resurgent Empire) Pantheon would be in phase four of the Cycle of Empires JadenStar10's suggestions The Immortals is The Rising Empire. 4 members to 80 members in a month with 200 total members. New Pacific Order is The Missing Faction. Thalmor's suggestions Knights Templar are Always Chaotic Evil. Polaris is a Redshirt Army BrythonLexi's suggestion Advanced Syndicalist Mechanics is La Résistance. Lefties that eat whales.

ASM have been amazing and supportive in helping me attempt to make Dwight do the right thing. I have now retired to Rose utterly ashamed I sat with such a guy for so long. Luckily I was on a tax free deal most of the time but I feel for his members that were not so lucky. I wish all the remaining schruters the best of luck and the new leaders all the best. Hopefully you can fix the mess and move past this, you have some great members and allies.

The Virgin Ancap Pyramid Schemer versus the Chad Syndicalist Union Organizer.

I think yall should auction off the members. I know some people that need more tax farms.

Trying to sell your old alliance is pretty damn lame. Time for a hard reset?

Wow. How scummy can you get to sell an alliance. GL to ASM and what's left of SF. Maybe a rebrand?

Has it occurred to you that the reason why people don’t want to give you information or post on the forums is because of the f***ing incessant posting of threads? You took an offhand comment from Ronny and have posted how many threads (?) twisting that to suit your narrative and repeating the same argument over and over and over again. Its tiresome and repetitive. As I’m sure you’ve been advised by multiple people at this point, please do yourself a favour and take a break from posting on the forums for a while.

why do we still need Hollywood when this video exists???

poor folks are gonna be disappointed when they get Cyberpunk in a month. RIP Merry Christmas everyone.

Whats really amusing to me, is that you're basically fresh off the block and you care more about the intricacies of the war than probably everyone else combined. We don't give a fk.

Actually, as you can clearly see if you'll look to the left of this post, my alliance name has always been Department of Opposition. Sure I might have ghosted in Syndicate for a while, but one can hardly blame them for that, no? Or perhaps I left Syndicate in order to troll you. I didn't attack you, after all; you did that on your own Of course, that's fine. No treaty has been broken, since no peace treaty exists now nor has ever existed between our alliances. Since I wasn't a member of T$ when it was signed

Thank you for the report. I determined the following nations were multis and gave a 3 month ban: 258660, 257484, 255127, 255361, 255254 I also removed a couple of other nations reported that were accidental double accounts (where the old account was just never logged into again.)

Straight from the frontlines of Thermoplyae, this is a special broadcast from your greek warriors: Following the uprovoked assult on Pantheon and its member nations, Pantheon has no choice but to rcognize that a state of war now exists between Pantheon and Fake-Tjest, Arrgh, The Golden Horde, No Pixel Order, Black Skies and Red Skies. No shield or breastplate, crown or helm, can defend you against my blade. Those that sought to crush us, shall join us in the end. May God have mercy on your soul, for we shall have none. TL;DR - Pantheon Recognizes that an official state of hostilities exists between its member nations and Arrgh, Fake Tjest, The Golden Horde, No Pixel Order, Black Skies and Red Skies -Ichigo Kurosaki, Titan of Pantheon

Currently we can only view the top ten in each category. How difficult would it be to list the top 50 in each category? It might increase competition or lead to Orbisian peace.

My offer stands at 2 bits and a hangnail for Black Death. The beet farmers are welcome to join Kazlandia in the hemp farming trade. Rope and clothing manufacturing can be quite lucrative.

Thank goodness I just saw this. After this morning’s ghost attacks we were going to deck the whole Schrute mothership at 3 min before day change. I guess we have to scuttle those plans now in light of this new information. Thanks for acid raining on our parade ASM. Pfft. Joking aside, Abigor is totally cool. I don’t know Lightside, but I wish him/her the best of luck. Glad it’s not me in this situation. TFP is happy to keep the rogue thieves occupied for a few rounds until we get bored of them. I didn’t care for my peacetime build anyway. NAP is for noobs. See you next round Dwight! Hope you brought a tent!

*trying to sell your old alliance whose bank you already ran off with dwight is a crook lol

Honestly? Good on y'all for helping those poor beets out. Hope everything works out for the Farm's members, and Schrute Farms as a whole, they dont need Plague, and are frankly better off without them. 😄 👍

Looks like there’s a Beet Famine that need to be taken care of

I wish the best to all involved

Oblivion is the Oddly Small Organization - (We are a small, rich, and very experienced group of ex-raiders from many well-known alliances involved in most wars.) Arrgh is the Thieves' Guild - (Pirates, and raiders, thieves, and criminals) United Purple Nations / The Covenant is the Remnant (The ancient and fallen superpower) Fun idea for a topic! Added a few more: New Pacific Order would have been the Hegemonic Empire, of course through IQ Black Knights would also be a Vestigial Empire, they once were a pillar of IQ and a very powerful alliance with a lot of weight. These days they are more isolationist and a protectorate of the Syndicate. Rose could also qualify as a Rising Empire since they have had many periods of strength and decline and one could say at this current moment they fit this trope. (also Resurgent Empire) Pantheon would be in phase four of the Cycle of Empires

Condolences to the alliances that Pantheon will disband in the coming weeks/months.

Top 50 is too much but Top 25 might be a decent middle between too much and too little?

The use of Star Wars in this video was -10/10 certainly a shameful showing.... Marry Christmas nonetheless!

Merry Christmas!

I've already won your hearts and your minds 🥰

@Livonishthis is a no discussion forum

Legion stronk!

Oh God. Theyre continuing to perform organic growth faster than the rest of the game. We have to all dog pile them after the nap ends

Ave Legio

you are so, so close to being correct

I mean, Panth doesn't need help. 100% win rate*; every single alliance that's hit them lost**, most of them disbanded***, and I don't see this going any differently****. *Technically **By default ***Half were temporary alliances to begin with, the rest went poof due to reasons beyond Panth's control ****Spoopy scary phantoms ooOoooOooOOooo

All you did was counter *my* attacks? Friend, you attacked me. With a raid war. Opened with a blockade, then did a ground battle. The sheer optimism of that is just... bahahaha oh man

You caught wind of a plot to attack you so you decided to start the war on your terms? Where have I heard this story before?

If you cant remove my name from your mouth, can you atleast spell my name correctly?

Welcome to the cold war. Phoenyx is gonna PSYOP us.

Good luck!

Show them what Pantheon is made of!

I'm just trying to wrap my thick head around how on earth does this announcement help Schrute, besides farming you some brownie points for looking like a decent ally in the eyes of rest of Orbis. Edit: as we can see the lads already got farmed by their gov for tax money, now you going to milk them for PR as well?

This post is a valid causus belli