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People of Orbis, lend me your ears! I joined this game later than many of you who I’ve come to know and love, and mainly it was just to mess with my nerdy husband @Once-ler. But I ended up sticking around, hopping on a hobo train, helping cook the hottest soup known to man, leading said soup through the end of a gratuitous war, running IA through mergers, and running off and having my own tour of Orbis before stopping back home in CotL to FA it up. But that is a lot of work for one ‘chu, and therefore I’ve finally realized my dream of retiring and creating (after all this time): Pika Party Protected by Rose ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️ MDP with that one weirdo in CoS @Spaceman Thrax Special shout out to my son @Squeegee, SK and TKR for also protecting me and letting me exist in space and do art things ❤️ Additional shout outs to @MCMaster-095 and @BelgiumFury just because tl;dr: I’m retiring to make more art

I STG EVERY TIME IM TRYNA TRADE OR CHECK MY WARS I HAVE TO DO A CAPTCHA AND IT TAKES OVER 7 TRIES BEFORE IT LETS ME THROUGH JUST USE RECAPTCHA 3 OR SOME OTHER CAPTCHA THAT ISNT INFURIATING

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As much as it pains me to say this, I've been forced by treaty obligation to claim Mikey Squeegee as the true king in the north.

I am posting this note of encouragement so I don't get fined. (Looking forward to it my dudes)

Zygon couldn't handle all Seven Kingdoms so he had to go make his dollar tree version. But congrats to the signatories, hopefully you guys can help HS find some new jokes

Preamble We the undersigned parties, united by our mutual PTSD from such endeavors and our good taste in memes, henceforth establish Nexus, to bring peace, freedom, justice and security to our new Bloc. Article 1: Friends who bank together, stay together. All signatories have the option to become Stakeholders within The Foundation bank, which will act as the primary banking service for all alliances in the Bloc, and by extension their members, under the benefits and terms provided to them by the Charter of the Foundation. Article 2: Your Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me. Section 1: Supremacy Should the treaty obligations of any Party come into direct conflict with their duties and responsibilities with regards to Nexus, their obligation to the Bloc shall always take precedence. Section 2: Intelligence The signatories agree to share any and all relevant political information among themselves, in a timely manner and as soon as reasonably possible. Failure to do so shall be discussed at the earliest opportunity. Article 3: Do. Or do not. There is no try. Section 1: Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression An attack upon any Member of the bloc shall be regarded as an attack upon us all. Joint and coordinated offensives, be it political, military or covert action may be taken by any of the signatories as they so choose, Nexus shoots first. Article 4: Initiation into the Dark Side Bloc The addition of a new alliance to Nexus is dependent upon unanimous agreement of all signatories. Expulsion from Nexus is also dependent upon unanimous agreement of all parties, save for the signatory under judgement. Article 5: Serious Pledges All member parties hereby agree to the following pledges, which are cornerstone to the Bloc and are valid effective immediately: Daveth is legally not allowed to have migraines, of any sort. House Stark is an independent kingdom within Westeros, and has no affiliation with the Six Kingdoms whatsoever. Seen as Zygon is a turd, the signatories recognize that Zygon is the ruler of House Stark in name only. Sval is the most Maleficent, Mendacious and Malicious of us all, being solely to blame as the mastermind of our misdeeds and those of OWR. Carthago has the best tea and Krampus-made biscuits in the known world, the likes of which Rome deeply envies and desires. [Classified] Article 6: [Redacted] Article 7: I’ve got a bad feeling about this... Should any of the signatories be found wishing to absolve itself of its duties to Nexus, pledge allegiance to the Republic and serve democracy or seek out some other nonsense like the return of the Sith, they may do so in writing to other signatories, whereupon a period of 72h of final notice shall then follow, after which all obligations to the bloc shall be regarded as fulfilled and void. Tl:dr; Nexus - House Stark, Carthago and Order of the White Rose form a Bloc

From here: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/projects/ https://politicsandwar.com/city/create/ When I built my last project: When I collected screenshots: By my calculation, and verified by an API call on my nation, the timer should expire at 6AM on August 2nd (in game) or in 8 turns. So it looks like the create a city page is wrong. I've noticed this error before. IIRC, The number of turns listed on the project and city page matched a week or so ago shortly after I got my last project, so it's not an error all of the time. I can verify that after I buy a project and the start the timer again.

thanks to limbu for the inspiration. tbf, Citadel and Nexus are similar in multiple ways.

If I have to explain how I did my tiers, I don't want you to know.

Americans and their weird grading scales. We learn that there is no E. E nevr xistd, It Vanishd with th grad.

No, if she disbands then she needs to wait 3 days to form alliance again. Not worthy.

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When do I get a portfolio of emotes of me ;-;

That tierlist triggers me. I'm also triggered by the absence of an E-tier in the last 3 tierlists.

Hey @Havel Yeah you been scammed, it not something that is against the game rules, atleast not in the way it have been done against you. You do however still have few approaches you can take when this happens. You can contract a gov member from the scammers alliance. I know that we in Arrgh, have rather harsh penalties for members that break their word when it comes to deals. As it can make it harder for other members to make deals in the future. I am quite sure many alliance wouldn't be to happy with the pr. hit either. Like let ask one: @Lord Tyrion What your opinion on this kind of behavior? Other option, if you run into this problem in the future would be to find an alliance, join their discord, join said alliance. And then go to request help form your alliance gov.

Let's be real, the next global will be ockey pissing off too many people

I will miss House Stark. Farewell, sweet prince.

As much as I'd love to congratulate HS, I can't bring myself to it. Congrats to CTO and OWR though!

Its a shame things turned out this way. Best of luck to you.

Man, how many blocs are there at this point? Its getting hard to keep track of all of the spheroids

@Alex You accidentally striked me instead.

I made a meme to describe the opening post in a nutshell

micro pockylypse hereby recognizes a state of war with Greene of Taith for crimes against Orbis. Reasons for war- prior cheating through irl money, reports from certain friends on being cheated in many ways by Taith, and whatever the fark this is “the wheel of pixelhuggy” In order to rid the world of corrupt businessmen and pixels, micro pockylypse has declared war. AYY LMAO Send donations to https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=7647 Thanks xoxoxo Thank you @Polar Bear ArcticExplorer for writing for us xoxoxo

Was this really necessary? We did not submit to you, we just negotiated a peace deal. Furthermore, we are in no way united with you as you have implied.

:Akuyay: the one that exists already is :akuyayaya: we need :akuanger: and :akusmug: and also an :akuyass: with red eyes and an :akusad: and an :akuboop: and :akupat: also :akurawr: and :akudab: just to name a few frontrunners.

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