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It swells our hearts (and other parts of our bodies) with joy to see our beloved Rose ready to fight again! They came out of a long, hard global war alongside the rest of us, and they did a good job rebuilding their infrastructure! Congratulations, Rose, on a successful rebuild! They haven’t made a post yet about the war, so we thought it would be nice of us to do so first! We understand though; rebuilding is hard, and infrastructure is expensive. Gotta make sure the ROI is solid and that your builds are efficient. It would also suck for it all to get lost again, so I completely understand why a 70-man alliance would support their 30-man protectorate by bringing in 6-man Oblivion against us 20 KT members! After all, if you aren’t going to war with a 5 to 1 advantage, are you really trying? KT recognises hostilities with Rose and Oblivion.

TL:DR: Here (epilepsy warning, there is a flashing black and white box at the bottom of this link)

Bring back downvotes, at least then everyone can participate!

KT never agreed to any NAPs. We left Coalition A over a month before NPO's leaders were banned and the war started to cool of. I don't know why you and every other shit-stain micro seems to think we're under some kind of NAP.

I swear I will turn this car around if you two don't stop fighting.

Man, if only you talked this big a game when we hit your ally, lmao.

Oblivion and KT fighting is the saddest part about this.

I remember when I was in Hate Machine and we started a war with Oblivion.(but it wasn't full strike just few of us do some wars) It was pretty even war I would say. If I remember correctly Oblivion had more members than us so imo they could defend themselves and have some fun with us. But ofc Rose had to blitz us. So sad seeing Oblivion so thirsty for wars but only if they have big advantage on their side otherwise they chicken out. And I saw this attitude many times in the past. Ohh Oblivion boy, become a man! Show your mommy and daddy that you can kick ass without them! PS. I still respect you as good fighters tho nothing changed

rose should've dropped you lol

Big thanks to Rose for their cooperation and compliance with term 2.

Shout to Rose for showing y’all what it means to be an ally. Your chicanery with IF was disappointing to say the least. Please be better.

GG&FU = Genital Grabbing and Farmers Underpaid

In a wicked turn of events, Rose has offered themselves to KT as a sacrifice!

A snake will remember.

Exactly, I want to downvote you for existing, but unfortunately I cant

Rose's Blitz....

Disable images in messages already A warning was issued for posting in a No-Discussion subforum.

Thanks for the report, this was handled earlier today. I am a bit surprised they had the patience to wait the 10 days to do it again. We're working on further measures to prevent this from happening again; but ultimately as long as people are allowed to message each other freely there's going to be the potential for this to happen, unfortunately.

We interrupt our program for a message from our sponsors: Are you getting rolled by KT? Are your allies useless? Do they refuse to help you? Do they shirk their contractual obligation to come to your defence? Don't worry, KT will enforce your treaties for you! Try our new treaty enforcement policy and put your paper to the test! After a week of strenuous negotiations, Knights Templar and Goatse Gay Fisting Union have finally secured a treaty of Massive Dick Penis (MDP). We have negotiated fair terms that not only benefit both alliances, but also serve the best interest of the game at large. Other alliances should take inspiration and model their future MDPs after our example. Article 1 - Initiation of hostilities Both KT and GGFU agree to enter a mutual state of war with one another. Both parties agree to do their best to do as much damage as possible to each other by whatever means available to them, be they legal, moral, or neither. Article 2 - I am once again asking for your military support KT and GGFU agree that Rose needs to enter the war in defence of their protectorate GGFU, in order to ensure GGFU win their first alliance war. Keegoz agrees to take full responsibility for any infra damage suffered by Rose, and that he alone will pay for Rose's rebuild after the war. Article 3 - Disturbing the peace KT agrees to publicly apologise to Rose for disturbing their hard-earned peace. KT recognises Rose's sovereign right to protect powerful and respectable alliances that contribute to the integrity of the game. Article 4 - Gorge did nothing wrong GGFU agrees to pay a 1.5b bribe to Ripper for removing KT from Arrgh's "Do Not Raid" list. Any Arrgh raids on KT resulting from this will be purely coincidental, and not the fault of GGFU. CitrusK demands that anyone wishing to ghost in GGFU to participate in rolling KT will need to merge their entire alliance into GGFU. Article 5 - Cancellation Neither party shall be allowed withdraw from the agreement before rolling their opponents out of the game. After achieving unconditional victory, they must give a 72 hours notice and rebuild to 3000 infra before the conflict can officially end. Once finished, the party left standing will sign a 6 month NAP with all alliances in the game. Signed for Knights Templar Shadow Leader - Thalmor Grand Chromosome - Vladamir Putin Not actually a member - Rimski "Join Knights Templar" - Doge Getting Rose rolled since 2015 - Keegoz Signed for Goatse Gay Fisting Union Wearing diapers because of anal leakage - Gorge

Just when I thought the party was over! Pixels are ideally fleeting. See ya out there, crusaders.

I will forward this love letter to Ockey.

Chromosome Crusade activates the protectorate treaty and will come to the aid of Knights Templar.

*cough*

I wasn't gonna make an announcement because we're just hitting a bunch of random micros, but something speshul happened. The minute we were gonna started declaring, Discord stopped sending messages. For 20 minutes, messages were taking 3-5 minutes to go through, and when they did were sent many times over. Coordination and communication was virtually impossible. Somehow we still slotted almost all of our targets. But more importantly, the ensuing chaos and hilarity made for a unique experience. I hope everyone else is having a fun week as well, especially our targets! Last blitz, we killed the PnW server. This time, we killed the Discord server. Who's next?

Baseball, probably one of the most controversial topics over the past few months, and I am here, once more to stir up the controversy once more. I am doing this because first of all, I believe that baseball is an inherently unfair system for these reasons: It allows players who manage to play hours (not its less if I recall correctly) to play 250 home games and generate a lot of money by just... clicking; many players are playing this game with the idea of some kind of strategy in mind, there is 0 strategy in baseball. It can earn too much compared to other revenue sources This is probably the most important bullet point, it can very easily be cheated around and we know it; I won't say anyone did it because I can not prove that, and I do not think it's beneficial right now to do that, but only the highest peaks get banned for botting. People can simply make a bot ready for average with some kind of random number generator deciding how many games to play that day in a certain range and an x amount of chance to override and play 0. It would (as far as we know) be impossible to track. Something that is this hard to track but is illegal, should probably be prevented. Before the war many people accused many people of it being a blatantly political effort to "hurt the other side", the war is over, I still think baseball is unfair and unbalanced, and now, I can say it without politics being an argument. My alliance (as far as I know) does not have to gain anything with this, we are not at war with anyone. If the forum community is truthful and honest with themselves (which I have full faith in they will be), I think it would be fair for them to support a harsher nerf, complete removal or a complete re-doing of baseball. Either remove it entirely Make it financially literally useless (this is probably the worst option, I think if nerfs kept going we would be there) Or a third option, (one which will take far too long and is unrealistic): Make it something in line with the rest of the game; the game itself isn't made for hours of clicking, there is cookie clicker for that. Make it an "independent" run club where you can not directly buy stats but merely "invest" (with an amount of money to put in) in your team and stadium, things that will give you a long term benefit but not instant. make all teams play a game every X amount of turns. If you want to make it more interesting make it so there are "leagues" and "cups" which teams can play in. The more prestigious a league or club, the more people will come, maybe buy merch, etc. Leagues get more prestigious by having "better" clubs or clubs with long seniority (tradition), maybe make people lose some/all seniority if they change league (obviously how good individual clubs are/their tradition should affect their income too). This will allow alliances to have league systems that are thought out and can benefit the alliance and their members, or members who wish to invest the big time can work with other people who want to do so to ensure their league and or cup is "better". Maybe make "player transfers" possible, as another way of monetization, that would be with different nations obviously and this could be a more direct way for a nation owner to quickly make their players better. TL;DR of option three: Integrate baseball completely in the fabric of the game. I realize the third option is too much to ask, but, I still wanted to propose it. Keno got removed, I don't know why exactly, but it did; Baseball didn't while it is easier to cheat. There is another big difference between Keno and Baseball. If you have a (correctly programmed) game of keno and play infinite games, you will always lose money. If you have the current type of baseball, and you play infinite times, you will always gain money. Added to that there was the argument that a big part of the community did not want to nerf and or remove baseball. I just want to say that a big part of the people who supported baseball... well look at it yourself: And these are just the first 2 I checked... literally. I think many more of them are gone. I beg you, the community, the moderation, the admins to look at this hole that needs to be fixed, that needs to not exist, this game is completly automatable, it rewards cheating. We can do it now, during peacetime, without having to judge each other because of political and or war views. We are in peace, let us change this game in many ways, ways we couldn't touch during the war. ~~Belgium ps: please, if we let baseball stay, bring back keno, it is a money sink.

Disband

Disband

Technically speaking obliv has 12 members, just because they're not in the alliance currently doesn't mean they aren't ob

Oblivion still has members? O.o

Wow, how did you screw that one up? Exodas? lol

Highlights include: Rose sending in a dude with no ammo and/or gas: Me (and a lot of others KT members) getting GC on all offense wars: We're going to get you some day, too. Don't get to comfortable.

What's the only thing better than rolling Rose prots? You guessed it!

100%

No wonder both ended up with Social Services.

It's worrying that this announcement is way funnier than it has any right of being. You're setting an unfair standard, friend.

Recent as in the last hour. The issue is that new war declaration were not recording alliance IDs properly (backwards in fact.) This has been fixed, and I've updated all the existing wars to swap the IDs to be correct. >Moving to Tech Support

I think KT is purposefully going up the alliance rankings seing how far they have to get for a major alliance to roll them. Come on Rose, make it stop

mfw KT is Terminal Jesting

Loot (20 days) 1. Arrgh: $4,560,356,194 2. Mythic: $2,259,712,248 3. The Immortals: $2,061,242,917 4. Knights Templar: $1,958,570,857 5. None: $1,448,444,500 6. The Blitzers: $1,171,281,356 7. The Enlightenment: $797,093,381 8. MythicET: $769,454,765 9. The Black Knights: $732,305,701 10. The Knights Radiant: $720,194,309

Jiggly!! Glad to see you back man, hit me up on discord if you ever want to chat! Have fun in arrgh! ? @Sabarish

You're not compatible militarily because they didn't do anything. GGFU wasn't gonna get hit directly because Rose would've had to step in and punch KTs teeth out. Ya allied to pixel huggers whose only skill is poaching, and then get surprised at a lack of "military compatibility". I dunno man, maybe it's just me. But I feel like my milcom is under the impression when this happens their job is to organize a counter strike for the day after unless I give a damned good reason. A reason, I don't see. ?

Welcome back to Politics & War @Sabarish!

Hey, welcome back, and happy raiding!

I loved TGH! You guys were the only alliance that truely deserved to be an ally of KT (No diss to Grumpy or Guardian; it's just that the time wasn't there cuz of Dial Up War)! I'm kinda sad to see this! I hope all TGH members find a good home and that your life goes great Buorhann! God bless!

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