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You honestly didn’t have to make a post about this, lol.

National Figurehead Found Dead By Jo R. Nalis, Pawsible Deniability National News Agency Capital City City - Pawsible Deniability Committee of National Affairs has confirmed that Pawsible Deniability's beloved figurehead, The Wrath of Kahn, was found dead at 38 in their apartment earlier this morning. Kahn, who wielded no power in their role, had been selected by consensus shortly following the nation's founding to serve as an icon for the fledgling nation. Their famous catchphrase, "Die Bart, Die!" - German for "The Bart, The!" - was even selected as the national motto. Other famous quotes of theirs include, "Lowtax says trans rights," and "You are visitor number six hundred and sixty six to this glorious nation!" In a statement, the Committee of National Affairs confirmed that no replacement for Kahn is being considered at this time. They were quoted as saying, "If every citizen's a leader those Dummköpfe won't know who to kill!" Detectives from Pawsible Deniability Investigation Agency have confirmed that this is being investigated as a homicide. Any individuals with information on this incident are advised to contact authorities immediately. -PDNNA

The Coal Mines formally Announces its surrender to Motky The following terms are TCM admits Motky is the Waifu of Coallomite TCM shall surrender the 60k Coal it managed to secure from Panth bank strictly to Motky waifu of Coallomite TCM shall grant Motky a channel in TCM server to post anime stuff Called Motkys place This surrender is strictly to Motky The rest of Pantheon is however not peaced May Coallomite bless and Guard the Mines during the rest of the war All praise Coallomite and his waifu Motky The original Post was edited by Alex please Visit the The Coal Mines Discord server to see the Original

tfw when all of KERTCHOGG has four months of nightmares about IQ, but they finally wake up and it's so much worse. also when they form IQ 2 but forget about you:

I've spoken with Do Not Fear Jazz, and for public clarification, VM means "virtual machine" in this context. At first, I thought they meant they had created another nation that was placed into Vacation Mode that they shared access to for the purpose of making API requests. In that case, that would have been against the rules, as each player is allowed one nation and is not allowed to have lmultiple nations for any reason. Addressing this report: I don't see any reason to believe that Do Not Fear Jazz and Khris Kuel are the same player in real-life. Verification further convinces me that there is no violation of multiple nations occurring here.

Idk who they are

A warning point was issued, and the Nazi general names removed, as well as the nation name replaced with a random My Little Pony generator name.

The micro bloc stole Pantheon's bank and then started raiding them, and now you're crying foul because their MDPs are defending them. That's the exact purpose of an MDP not bullying, what did you expect them to do? Bend over? imo both sides are irrelevant micros, but if TCM can't handle the heat then it should get out of the kitchen.

I'm new here and recently joined. My name is Wings and if anyone wants to give me guidance or make a new friend that would be great! Thanks

(I don't have an actual horse in this race I just wanted to respond as such)

This user sent these messages right after I issued a moderation strike against them, as well as mocking me in messages and showing no desire to comply with the rules. Due to multiple violations & no attempt to correct inappropriate behavior, this user has been banned.

nokia: panth sucks so bad ez war time *nokia starts losing* OKAY WELL I CANT HELP THAT YOU GUYS HAVE MORE MEMBERS THAN US AND TREATIES

Uh...we aren’t The Originals....we don’t have a single member role playing as a vampire so I’ll happily have whatever it is that you’re smoking.

A large number of reports in the moderation subforum have been mass spammed with reputation, both up and down. This is symptomatic of people viewing reports as tied to game politics when they should be separate. If the subforum could have reputation disabled, it would go a long way to restoring some sanity in the forums and make sure people aren't punished for reports.

Let’s talk about bank heists for a moment. Some people celebrate them, think of it as some great victory. Well laid plans of deception paid off and away with the money the robbers go. “Look at how smart I am”, they may think. An alliance bank like, oh let’s see… Pantheon’s as an example, would be the culmination of hundreds of member’s efforts collected over multiple years. So many people contribute to that over such a long period of time and “poof” just like that, it’s taken. But congrats, you pulled it off – and look at what you have to show for it! However, as we know in life, there are consequences to actions. Some alliances do not tolerate this action and so here we are. Depending on the value of resources, last week Pantheon’s bank of well over $10B in value was taken by the collective efforts of Gorge and Nokia Rokia. This money must be repaid - in one form or another – and any other accomplices must also be held accountable. If you have done business with either of them, it’s likely stolen funds and we urge you to help return the money. Somebody knows where the money is. Somebody is hiding the money for them. If you harbor either of these two in your alliance, you are an accomplice because you are likely getting financial benefits of the stolen money, knowingly or unknowingly. Kick them out or form a new alliance without them. If you are protecting the stolen money directly, you are an accomplice. If you are countering efforts to recover the money, you are an accomplice. If there is a refusal to pay, we will claim ownership over their personal assets including loan receivables. If you have a loan and owe money personally to Gorge or Nokia, reach out to Pantheon and you can save a bit of money on your loan debt by paying a fraction of what you owe back through Pantheon instead. $10B must be repaid immediately. The longer and more expensive this takes, the more that will be needed in order to get resolution. Actions have consequences.

This is fantastic. I'm sorry

Please do not use GOONS copyrighted material in your alliance.

Situation right now:

You are not very good at it

The achievement system has undoubtedly been one of the best updates to the game. But we arent utilizing it to the maximum. What if alliances could have awards of their own? We have all seen the war badges and what not in nation descriptions. But what if they were made into an in-game feature? Alliance-specific Achievements are special achievement added by Alliance Leaders at a cost of 1 credit. Officer+ can allot these achievements to specific nations. Once allotted, the nation will get a notification similar to what we get when we unlock an achievement currently. The nation can choose to display the achievement in its achievement section if it wants.

Have you ever imagined what it would be like to be an top ten alliance so impotent, that they had to recruit another top ten alliance to beat a micro bloc? And then STILL got their butts being handed to them, so they had to call in another top ten alliance pretending to be fictional characters to escape their empty lives, AND a top twenty alliance that sounds like something out of a bad sci-fi flick to blitz said micro-alliance? Then attempt to use this blitz to intimidate the people who owe said micros cash from loans into paying them instead? Well look no further than Punching Bag Pantheon, the alliance so completely devoid of any type of tactical skill, intelligence, or self-respect, that they had to act like the playground bully that got his butt kicked by the quiet weird kid, ran off crying to tell big brother whose in a two whole grades higher than the one he's in, then came back two days later swaggering around like nothing ever happened. There's a reason why the war's called Poor Pantheon, folks. Because win, lose, or draw, they will not, nor will they ever, be getting any reparations of any kind. They will not be collecting on any of the debts owed to Nokia Rokia. And they will not be able to live down the fact that they, a top ten alliance, had to seek help from other powerful alliances to avoid getting beat by a group of micros.

Try as you might, you'll never replace the Originals micro-drama.

I can't wait until this war is actually over... I'll get to economically flex on Nokia Either way, good luck to both sides. More so to Nokia, he'll need it the most.

All you had to do was keep fighting without the infra, and you'd have actually flipped the infra damage in your favor... and saved 60k coal. But no, you peace.

Raid us. While you lot, namebly GPWC and Pantheon, raid us...our stats begin to grow whilst yours go down.I've seen this throughout the useless war that is happening and now it's time to take advantage of laziness. Why not waste your gas and munitions today by attacking members of "free raid" today! You will gain nothing but my respect. Our money? Non-existent! Our resources? Non-existent! But yet we continue to "grow". Note: There is no chance of this alliance lasting long enough to see the end of dial up war and we will, indeed, disband. Join today! Discord: https://discord.gg/baKGXKk Alliace Link: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=6578 Downvote plz

Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=183822 Ruler Name: Bootlegger Nature of violation: I was given an embargo with a homophobic slur in the reason text. (screenshot since it's censored on the forums)

I feel violated.

I have recieved a simmilar message

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Disband

gonna get pantheon members to bash you

Something we can agree on.

Congrats to the name change I guess.

Wow, how dare you use a slur? I'm going to have to report you to the mods now.

An iron curtain has descended across Orbis.

Coming here to check up on things. What did I miss so far? Anything good?

Okay, so, wait, I'm confused here... You're pissed off that BK... paid your members... to spy on our coalition? If you declared war on our coalition persuant to a defense treaty with NPO, then first off you need to look up the term 'defense', and second off why wouldn't you be expected to take action in a tier that you have unique coverage over?

You're all micros, and you all need to get off my lawn.

BK has it. Go hit them, it'll be fun.

Nah, man. Haven’t you heard? TCM is winning, according to TCM at least.

Just gonna throw this out there, that wasnt a smart move nokia. Did you think the whole thing through? Or just see money and jump? Also, the name of the war should be "3,500 Degrees Fahrenheit" That's how hot coal burns ?

Hello, I am one of those. We have a VM that both DNFJ and I connect to to do API requests through. I can go through the verification process to prove we are indeed separate. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

Never mind. Nothing good is worth 10/g.

Hmm. I've got a suggestion.

NPO congratulating GPWC on the #1 spot