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Like many a one night stand, what seems like a good idea at 2 am at a bar quickly turns into a 8 am quick escape. Goons was like that for BK. While the dancing was fun, its time to dash (especially when she started talking politics). This has no effect on the war coalition and we will continue to cooperate till its conclusion. Pursuant to our treaty we have given our 72 hour notice. -Leo

Hello, I just feel the need to make a quick thread due to a large amount of reports and rule-breaking. I'll do it via bullet points. The report sections of the forums (Game, forum, bans, wiki, etc) are not open-air trials. The moderators would like to politely encourage everyone to carefully consider whether or not you should post your "sick burn" in these threads. Only people presenting evidence (ie - not your personal opinion) should be posting in these threads. Otherwise you will receive a warning point. The act of reporting someone does not guarantee a warning nor does it actually do anything other than flag it for moderator review. More often than not, the moderation team dismisses reports rather than warning the reported poster. So if someone tells you they've reported you, you have no reason to be worried unless you actually broke a rule. Typically, but not always, if one post gets reported in a thread the moderator(s) will review the entire thread for violators. The mod team would like to politely encourage everyone to report posts they feel break rules, but try to keep things reasonable. We don't need you to collect all your friends to report the same post - each report is manually reviewed regardless of volume of reports. Lastly, please try to keep threads on-topic. I'm getting really tired of posting "please bring this back on topic." Hopefully this wasn't too much text but it should clarify a few things for you all.

I've never wanted an alliance to disband as much.

GOONS Announcement When GOONS found itself thrust into the global war, we quickly discovered that a good number of our newfound coalition allies were solid comrades in arms that we could depend upon. It wasn't long before we built a rapport with the United Socialist Nations and we are proud to finalize a formal agreement with them today. Though we still are still sharing our foxholes with each other now, we hope to share an ever more prosperous and peaceful future.

Apparently people cancel you when you call them Nazis fifty times a day.

... It looks like the initial report is obsolete, so I will lock the thread. Also, you should ALL be ashamed of yourselves... :<

Alliance Name:Empyrea lol

how much will you pay me to ruin them

We're from a different era Kurd. FA 101 now is just slagging off absolutely everyone on forums and airing your dirty laundry like a perpetually on again off again couple on Facebook. I blame cellphones.

Micros smh

Mazel Tov! May this thread go the exact same way as every other one.

Everytime GOONS posts on the forums take a shot.

Nation link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=183556 Nation name: The Soviet Socialist Republic of Compton Cafeteria Leader name: Vladlena Lenina Nation name is a reference to Soviet Union which has been one of the most autocratic and evil regimes ever, with mass deportations of ethnic minorities, secret police operations and gulag accounting for no fewer than 20 million deaths. Leader name is a reference to Vladimir Lenin, who was responsible for the deaths of at least 100,000 people in the red purge.

Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=160260 Ruler Name: Klaus Marenx Nature of Violation: States that their nation is run by a "Constitutional Nazi Government". Their nation is named "Viertis Reich", or "The Fourth Reich". Their leader is the named nazi in their bio descriotion. Running the page through google translate reveals this about the final block of text that is in German: Upon viewing their Factbook, they refer to their air-force as the "Luftwaffe", which was the Nazi air-force's name. And in case they attempt to claim it, no, the modern German air-force specifically does not use the name "Luftwaffe" as they are a separate entity. The "Luftwaffe" disbanded immediately after World War II for obvious reasons, including the numerous war crimes the organization participated in. Oh, and their nation phrase "Arbeit macht frei!"? That was on the gates to Auschwitz.

Have you tried being less of a Nazi so they stop calling you mean names?

Mfw BK makes fun of literally anyone for the way they "handle politics" Jesus lol

The three of us are from Rose, we so we know this subject well. You know those guys that claim all of their ex's are crazy?

@dragonshardz Ok, doesn’t help your case that you spread Stalin propaganda, a person who actually targeted and murdered people with disabilities. Your disability is you call everyone a fascist without realizing you're the only fascist in the room.

If only, but unfortunately you're too brain dead to even begin to understand jokes like that. ❤️

One shot.... two shot... wait I'm not adrienne... Anyway Congrats I guess. I'm gonna go back to drinking water and fighting off some sickness.

Full Disclosure GOONS, love us or hate us, are steadfast allies and will always honor treaties. The actions taken by Black Knights in their attempts to use GOONS as pawns in their manufactured war against KERTCHOG have not gone unnoticed. GOONS declared war on The Knights Radiant pursuant to our treaty with the New Pacific Order, and we intend to honor that commitment. However, due to recent events, I, as leader of GOONS, deem it necessary to be transparent with the general public of Orbis. It has been learned that, the Black Knights orchestrated the events that lead to GOONS entry into the war at the behest of nobody but their own ambitions and required coverage of the lower tier of the war. Creating an environment where GOON members would earn payoffs for attempted espionage attempts against members of the opposing coalition. A lucrative business, surely for some of those members. As of November 15th, those members have been expelled from GOONS, sans re-entry and immediately placed on our Enemies of GOONS list should they return to Orbis. GOONS is nobodies pawn, and BK will reap what they sow soon enough. The following people are hereby banned from GOONS for eternity; DrBocephus, Chief Savage Man /s/ Do Not Fear Jazz, El Presidente La Langosta, Blockade Runner, LLD, PMP, KBG, Esq, Shark Man the Second, Eater of Monitors, Healer of Spines, Fearless of Jazz, Conqueror of the Arrgh Lands in General and the Big Blue House in Particular, Also Hello

Me drinking forum drama.

It might be the legal weed I just smoked, but there is a non zero chance that this ends with TKR and NPO in the same bloc and i'm fricking shooketh.

I see you both, and raise you Psilocybin.

It's my understanding that this subforum is for alliance announcements, not for everyday funposting.

Im up to 4 shots now.

A nation strike was issued. I decided to take moderation action in this case because it happened well after I responded to the other reports, and there were 4 notifications spammed in such quick succession.

Bring the hate Orbis, we just keep getting better! The micro you love to hate! USN ?

I for one am shocked at this development.

Remember when people posted DoW then declared wars?

Yeah, no, I'll believe it when... ...Goons salty? I'm almost convinced... y'all got me good right there either way then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

absolute chads

Bring this thread back on topic or face the wrath of Claus

Reminder that this is a no-discussion forum.

Disband

1) If you are 13, you pretty much know what terms like that mean. 2) I want this thread to continue so that mods can tell me what is correct or not. I clearly smell the malice in your reports and hence will not take advice or suggestions from you.

Assuming that he had assumed your gender? ban pls, gone too far

Hell ye!!!!! I needed a free credit report

Dragon you do realize that you're actually spamming the most in this thread, which is also reportable

This looks like an instance of using Moderation as a Weapon. And we have seen a lot of instances of it happening now, especially from a top 10 alliance which recently signed Polaris and USN. I would like the mods to pronounce a fair judgement so that such behaviour can be curbed completely.

I'm gonna be honest with you, welcome to real life. Nobody gives a shit. People throw shit at people all the time, you just gotta learn not to get hurt when it does. Boomer.

Have you thought of not posting on the forums? You are worse than Noctis in his prime. Jesus, God almighty!

this guy gets it

Microspheres. We've played into KETOGs hand, oh no.

Guess who's back, back again, TEst is back go tell a friend. Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne, Let Beat the Drums of War! They never understand us, not truly, and understand even less with each passing second. They doubt. They think we have lost our way. We see it in their hearts - the pettiness, the pride, the seeds of ruin driving them on, feeding our tempest. With such creatures must we remake the future! A thousand battles. Ten thousand. Ten times ten times ten thousand, to bring about the new age. All of the certainties of the past torn down, all the beliefs that made them turned to ashes. War on every front, stretched across time until none can know when the final blow will come. There is no disaster, for all disasters serve us alone. The storm rises only so that the thunderbolt may fall. No others would have ever dared this. Perhaps this is why we are chosen. Perhaps that is the only moment of honesty. It does not matter how the galaxy burns, only that it does. Terminus Est - that is what it means, brothers. The strength to do what must be done. The Throne of Skulls. The Silken Cavalcade. The Cauldron of Despair. The Crystal Tower. By these things are we forged anew in the swells of the God-Sea. In fury, in excess, in morbidity, and in transformation: by these measures is our devotion to the Gods made manifest. As the Warp feeds us, so too is the Warp fed by us. As we are consumed, so too shall we consume: we are the apotheosis of the Chosen! Government: Warmaster: Boyce the Great Primarch: Insert Name Here Dark apostles: Dragonk Treaties: Protection-T$.

Soon™️

Hopefully USN can play ball as well as GOONS... Congratulations on the treaty. I wish ya'll a socialist Utopia.

No joke, I said to myself, if anyone has the willpower to find the one time I lost my shit on Leo/Aragorn/Thanos, they'd have their case, so in this instance well done. I lost my temper once, no excuses for that one.