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The elephant people came, they saw, and they conquered Ming and House Arryn agree to the following: 1: Ming Empire and House Arryn admits defeat to the forces of Coalition B (Memesphere), and pledges not to reenter the war on Coalitions A's side (KERCHTOG) or aid them by any means including treasure purchases, ghosting, holding bank funds, private resource trades or allowing any coalition A nation (KERCHTOG) to join Ming Empire or House Arryn for the duration of the conflict. 2: Ming Empire and House Arryn sign a 90 day NAP with the Memesphere, commencing once the entirety of KERCHTOG has achieved peace with the Memesphere. Violation of any terms in this peace treaty will result in the NAP being void. 3: Ming Empire and House Arryn agrees to repay outstanding debts totaling $265m to UPN. 4: Ming Empire declares George (Nation ID: 69922) as their true princess. Ming Empire will further host George's well written and respectful coronation as their Princess in the Orbis Central (or Alliance Affairs) sub-forum in a new thread. These sub-forums can be found on the PnW forums within 72 hours from the posting of this surrender. 5: Ming Empire and House Arryn will recognize "The Winged Spear" as their official religion for 6 months and post it on their page for that period of time 6: Ming empire must state Zodiac was best Chinese themed alliance ever created. This statement can be made in an announcement on the Foreign Affairs subforum of the P&W forums within 48 hours from the posting of this surrender 7: Ming Empire and House Arryn must state that it is their sincerely and dearly held belief, now and forever, that Clarke did nothing wrong. This statement can be made in an announcement on the Foreign Affairs subforum of the P&W forums. 8: House Arryn must proclaim The King in the North as the one true ruler of the Kingdom of House Stark, independent of the Iron Throne. Signed, Ming Empire Trajan and AddictedBoy House Arryn Trajan (representing with their permission) GoG Star Lord: Seeker Ravager: Cino Camelot Epic King: Arthur Ferret: Epi ODN OsRavan AK Khai Jäger, yo Kreigsherr Yakuza Leader: Zhen tCW Prime Minister: Sphinx Chief of Staff: Purplemoon The Hanseatic League Count of Erfurt: Putmir Vladin Count of Schleswig-Holstein: Chris IV Count of Wismar: Charles Seeker Carthago Suffet: El Chach NPO Emperor: Roquentin United Socialist Nations Premier: DarVolt Commandant-General: Oceanic Diplomat-General: Matrix Acadia Directors: TheNG and George Clooney InfoWars macky g(Peggy) Razgriz24 (Rusty Shackleford) NMA(Boomhauer) Solar Knights KiWi: I am signing this so I won't be fined Polaris Emperor: AlmightyGrub Regent: QueenPhoenix Black Knights Emperor: Aragorn Viceroy: Taco & Tiber Archduke: Curufinwe, George, GreyOps, Starlight, Amaryllis UPN Prime Minister: Matt2004 IronFront König: Tom (UncleTom) Fürst Prinz: Max (MadMax) ~~~ I created this meme awhile ago, and it's still my favorite so enjoy it ?

Peace In Our Time The Order of the White Rose and Carthago agree to a white peace and 3 month NAP with Coalition A, with the respective parties agreeing to not engage as part of this global, if the war exceeds this period. Carthago also reluctantly agrees to shoulder the burden of caring for Waldo for the foreseeable future. Signatories: OWR and Carthago: Suffet (Carthago): El Chach Prime (OWR): Sval Elders (Carthago): Asierith, Daveth, Krampus, Antonio Legates (OWR): Kabu, Bulbasaursucks, Bendigeidfran, Luis Loveable Hellspawn (Carthago): Waldo Coalition A: I don’t want to type all of this, please get help

With the rage of the war elephants sated, the Carthaginians had finally stepped through the trials and tribulations of the war. They came to see the light and saw that is green. It was time to dial up the Syndicate. Article I: Non-Aggression To keep the money flowing, harbours are best kept open. Therefore, the undersigned agree to abstain from any deliberate action contrary to the wellbeing of either signatory. Any and all issues that arise will be resolved through diplomatic channels. Article II: Mutual Defense In the event that elephants are poached or corporations defrauded, the undersigned agree to intervene militarily, politically and, if they desire, economically, to assist the other party in their defense against aggressors. Article III - Optional Aggression Bewitched by certain Snakes, Elephants and Corporations may wish to follow the great, green light for some extra fun. Consequently, the undersigned reserve the right to join each other in offensive operations. Article IV: Intelligence Sharing The death of Empires and Corporations lies in the unknown, thus the undersigned agree to inform the other party of any intel pertaining to threats against their security, as soon as reasonably possible. Article V: Chaining To Waldo’s great displeasure, the chains that bind us only go so far. In the event that a signatory is attacked as a result of their fulfillment of third-party obligations, Article II of this treaty is to be considered optional. Article VI: Cancellation Since, not all deals last forever, nor are treaties between empires eternal, if either party wishes to end the treaty, they must provide 72 hours notice prior to cancellation, during which this treaty will remain in effect. Signatories For Carthage: Suffet: El Chach Elder: Asierith Elder: Krampus Elder: Daveth Elder: Antonio For the Syndicate: Leopold von Habsburg, Chief Operations Officer Utmos, Chief Financial & Security Officer Sisyphus, Strategic Planning Tl;dr: CTO and t$ like money and signed an MDoAP to tell everyone

The Kith of Order of the White Rose and the Associates of The Syndicate have agreed to work together on some things. Article I: Non-Aggression Neither party shall engage in any activity detrimental to the security, stability or wellbeing of the other. Diplomatic remedies will be sought for any issues which arise. Article II: Mutual Defence Both parties are enabled and required to utilise any means at their disposal to defend one-another from third-party aggression. Article III: Optional Aggression Both parties are enabled to utilise any means at their disposal in combined offensive actions should they so desire. Article IV: Intelligence All information found to be pertinent to the security and wellbeing of either signatory will be freely shared. Article V: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Article VI: Cancellation Should either party choose to terminate the treaty a grace period of 72 hours during which time the treaty is still binding shall take effect. Signatories For Order of the White Rose Prime: Sval Legate of Foreign Affairs: Bulbasaursucks Legate of Internal Affairs: Kabu Legate of Defence: Bendigeidfran Legate of Economics: Luis For the Syndicate: Leopold von Habsburg, Chief Operations Officer Utmos, Chief Financial & Security Officer Sisyphus, Strategic Planning

I guess you say that because you consider these two alliances "irrelevant" too. Same you've done with all the previous alliances that have surrendered or peaced out from your side. Can you give me a list of "relevant" alliances from your side so that I can know when to get my hopes up? I've started to think all of the alliances at your side are irrelevant.

Or just maybe, the war was a hold up for a deal that has been in the works for a while. Glad to see this announced Carthago! I know we have differing opinions on bringing back the ivory trade but trust me I will find a compromise that will mutually benefit us!

I hereby give both alliances permission to hit my nation any time during this war, regardless of NAPs.

The funny part about your comparison is what Coalition B would be like in the story you created. Coalition B: Holding a gun to the younger brother’s head. “You stay in this war, or you die you worthless mofo”. It’s no wonder no one wants to stay in your Coalition.

This is a busy day for me to keep up with. Didn't want to miss a thing though! It's been a pleasure getting to know all you fine folk in the OWR gov. I shall hope to extend that to all your members in the coming days. Running a corporate empire doesn't leave me much time to mingle with people who aren't associates and partners so my only solution was to add you to the list of valued partners of T$. May this relationship be long and profitable for the both of us! o/

Well well BK, I guess that we got new targets. Shoutouts to @Curufinwe

Folks, this is what a micro mentality looks like.

1. What ? 2. No one fricking cares Edit: I see the CNN tab, that explains alot...

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You mean Mythic? I won't even claim relevance, unlike Noctis and other Micros we aren't posting every little thing we do on the OWF. That being said, not only will you perform extremely poorly against our core in terms of net-dmg, but we would also wipe the floor with you if NPO and t$ give us the permission to engage you uninterrupted.

Time for me to go back to my rice paddies and see the girl that was worth fighting for. King Nicolas is out. Peace.

Hello, I'm Cubland. I have been in Brotherhood of The Clouds for 7 months, working my ass off, doing my job. I did get shelled in the Dial Up War, and Dusty, the king, sent me $100m in rebuild money. Alez, our wonderful econ, just quit. Essentially, BoC came unglued. I have just been ejected following a huge freakout by Dusty. I was messing around and jokingly pinged alliance members 3 times (nothing unusual in our alliance), but Dusty threatened to kick and attack me. I merely told him that after $100m had been given to me to rebuild, saying that perhaps it would be better to let that money work for the alliance rather than just letting it all get burned in a war. Dusty comes down on me like a million-pound s***hammer. He and his lackey Doran attack me for little reason other than 3 pings. Dusty is a cretin who just started a war (it will not go well for him long term, I assure you of that), because of three pings. In fact, he betrayed me after I got to know him well enough to share IRL s***, only to eject me and ban me, and also start a war with an allied alliance, throwing a friendly alliance (GPC) into shambles as I joined them and he wants to hit me while I am there. If you're looking for an alliance, stay far, far away from Dusty and the Brotherhood of the Clouds. This is the last thing he said before attacking me: (see attatchment). What a jerk.

Funnily enough, both are true in my case.

Our coalition partners can exit on their own volition, even more so without the threat of being rolled by said partners afterward. I mean, we all saw the Ming and House Arryn post right?

My Queen, Nizam, look here The elephants have calmed down. The orange men now have nothing to fear And we don’t have to deal with Waldo, that clown. It seems they are saying Goodbye, adieu to coalition B. These long wars aren’t paying And little Kittens need to be free. The Friendly Orange Man rejoices His Heralds and their ranks salute the wise suffet. A barrel of snowy roses we hoist. TKR says hooray! To all you CTO (❤️) and OWR peeps, a nice and fortuitous peace. Congratulations!

Congrats on the treaty. Sval is a good dude. T$ are good peeps. What’s not to like?

I can't wait to read Gorge's reply... lol

Man, IQ already disbanded. You gotta reform it to disband it again.

Whenever VIP runs out, all VIP custom images are reset. It's annoying, as I didn't save all the images locally, thinking they would be saved, as I figured deleting them would be something the game wouldn't do, as it just seemed like common sense/courtesy, but no... No courtesy, no sense. It's really nice being someone who buys VIP regularly and knowing that my hard made custom images are so valued that they're not thrown out the second my VIP runs out, thanks Alex! I'll totally follow your flood of ads demanding I buy more VIP now.

The belief that the leader of GOONS is going to be goaded into action by a useless irrelevant micro, is really laughable.

Can you just the shut the hell up.

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To Dusty,

I would have figured Arghhg members would understand the difference between a war and a raid. Isn't that the exact distinction you folks have made throughout your entire history? A rhetorical question. But feel free to claim otherwise.

It was much more then pinging, much more. Thing sold me was saying I couldn't hit him from having just built/repair him when approaching him for the issues, as well 4 people(members) complaining about him spaming in dms, spamming pinging everyone in our temple server 35 times, spaming our other members on more then one occasion, in member channels, also about once every few weeks he DMS asking if he can make his own alliance and if we would protect him, it's been alot, we just haven't reacted harshly till now. Prob missed a few things tbh, but nah it's just someone trying to play a victim card when the actual consequences are dealt. That's all. Still ammusing

Check... check... very check... solid check... neither side got that... check... neither side got that... check... extremely check... complete check. KERCHTUGOGQBVZ is winning by every single one of those metrics other than infra and allies, both of which neither coalition has any claim to. Edit: Actually, Grumpy *can* build out of range of your dudes, so we got the juicy infra covered too ?

No clue what you mean. This is still civilized by OWF standards.

Never once did I mention "irrelevant", so no need to invent words I didn't say in that post. You clearly have enough experience from Knightfall to know that when it gets down to this stage in a war when a side has been beaten to a pulp (KERCHTOG), alliances on the other side that pull out don't change the dynamics of the war. Carth/OWF did their part and have bowed out, but you've got a snowflakes chance in hell of cracking those remaining.

RIP Citadel. ’Grats you two. Solid pairing.

We aren't at war with Arggh.

Exactly my concern. It would appear the "duplication" glitch may be a systematic problem that every action in the game is vulnerable to and fixing each instance of the glitch is putting band-aids on a dam breaking...

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Why are you like this.

And this is still a better love story than Twilight.

Since we're peacing out, here's a collection of the memes made:

You won't find a bigger Bible-thumper than me and I still think you're fricking retarded. Congrats on peace Ming and Arryn. Thanks for sticking it out with us for so long.

Please no swearing please keep this rated R.

Congrats on the peace guys! o7 The King in the North!

We all make mistakes we're not proud of.

@Mad Max Did the entire design and setup for the April Fool's joke.

The $yndicate and House $tark have opted out of the dissolution of The Inquisition, and will be continuing a 2-party bloc under the name of The Inquisition. All inquisition terms apply.

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