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  1. Comic 2: How Pirates win wars
    28 points
  2. Well I'll make my response to you short and sweet. Sorry, not sorry. Learn to read, I'm not here to cater to you.
    8 points
  3. I don't remember. I also don't want to check Adrienne's message. I've yet to. See quoted message below.
    4 points
  4. Ríocht Sasana Surrenders to Coalition B Now you may be wondering, "Who is this Alliance? Why do I care? And Why are they surrendering when I haven't even seen them declare a single war?" . Now to answer those very good and well thought out questions, so we're gonna have to have a little sit down as I take you back through a little Orbis ‘recent’ history. There once was an Alliance called Nova Riata, I was one of their founders, we rose quickly as a potential major player on the world stage. at our height we were in the top 10 with over 90 members in tow and destroying another major alliance. All good things must come to an end though and as we were wrapping up one war and entering another, it was revealed on the public forums that our leader was exploiting resources on the sly, we soon found out and very quickly the alliance fragment while being rolled by about every other major alliance in the game. After taking leadership, I announced our disbandment and made sure all remaining members found a home. After a brief last stand against BK I found myself exiled to a new home in Soup Kitchen (stick with me, this is where it gets relevant). After around a week I was promoted to Line Cook in Soup Kitchen and it was around this time where the leak from TCW came out revealing a plot for a Global conflict against Chaos and KETOG (both of which were at war with each other). This event led to the formation of a new coalition (KERCHTOG) which included Soup Kitchen among many others. Event spiraled leading to the Dial Up War. Months have passed since then and after many battles I couldn't wait any longer to be reunited with former Nova members that I've considered my friends for the longest time. So a mere hour after leaving Soup Kitchen and forming Ríocht Sasana, I recieved a message from George (James T Kirk) demanding my surrender, I felt it was the wisest choice to accept, not wanting to drag my members into an unecessary war because I fought in it. So after going over a few things, this almost 2 day old alliance will surrender without declaring a single war But, I don't think you came here for a history lesson did you? Your here to see how we must humiliate ourselves. So, here it goes, the terms of Surrender Riocht Sasana admits defeat to the forces of Coalition B (Memesphere), and pledges not to reenter the war on Coalitions A's side (KERCHTOG) or aid them by any means including treasure purchases, ghosting, holding bank funds, private resource trades or allowing any coalition A nation (KERCHTOG) to join Riocht Sasana for the duration of the conflict. Riocht Sasana agrees to a NAP with all parties in coalition B (Memesphere) and any and all allies of coalition B, including new allies they may sign during the term of this agreement, for a period of 6 months, commencing once the rest of coalition A (KERCHTOG) has signed peace. Violation of any terms in article 1, will result in the NAP being voided. Riocht Sasana will fly the Nova Riata flag for 30 days (lol) Riocht Sasan recognizes "The Winged Spear" as their official religion for 6 months, they will additionally post this on their alliance page imminently after this post Riocht Sasana declares George (James T Kirk) as their true princess. Riocht Sasana will further host George's well written and respectful coronation as their Princess in the Orbis Central (or Alliance Affairs) sub-forum in a new thread. These sub-forums can be found on the PnW forums within 72 hours from the posting of this surrender Riocht Sasana must state that it is their sincerely and dearly held belief, now and forever, that Clarke did nothing wrong. This statement can be made in an announcement on the Foreign Affairs subforum of the P&W forums within 48 hours from the posting of this surrender. And Now for a long list of signatures Coalition B (Memesphere) Click this for the long list of signatures Ríocht Sasana (KERCHTOG) Signed For Ríocht Sasana- King (Rígh): Uriah 'the Fox' TL;DR- I'm sorry for this XD, just read the heading
    3 points
  5. We should revisit this post in a few months and see how well it aged.
    3 points
  6. Now, I am a member of Empyrea. To those of you who know me, yes, I too am surprised that I'm still in Empyrea. But I've been doing the deed. I've gotten more information than anyone could have ever expected from a small little orange like me. I've been in many alliances, and I know lots of people. So, let's talk about some of the juicy information that I have... Let's firstly talk about my conversation with Leo (from BK). I had a nice conversation with Leo, we talked about Mcdonalds, how I order the number three (double quarter pounder, large fries, and a large coca-cola) and he orders, well, not that. And, that conversation spiraled until we were talking about unimportant things. Like, we talked about his fear that the Commonwealth would still be existing after this war. He told me about he wanted Camelot to merge into them already (cause they were taking forever.) I would drop logs, but you know, apparently it's not good etiquette to do that. I'll have to ask Aragorn if I can. Following on suite, I had a fun conversation with Gorge of BK. We started talking about the next server we should raid (for fun and stuff) and then we slowly ended up talking about the boring. Like how Black Knights was barely edging out the competition in raws produced. I still have no clue how much raws they produce, but as Gorge said "There's nothing like raw meat in the morning. I like to beat it too." Oddly enough, the next conversation topic was Keshav. No clue if there's a correlation there, but I think it was just a coincidence. After that, I went to talk to Kevanovia from Soup Kitchen. We talked about how the rap industry was evolving before dialing back up to the war. He said that after the war, that not only would Soup Kitchen be merging into the Knights Radiant, but so would Solar Knights, and Seven Kingdoms. Apparently, the three different incarnations of "SK" have chosen to become KR. I think that they may have gone to KT, but they didn't like the reputation that it bad. It wasn't racist enough (or something like that.) Either way though, we ended our conversation on a high note, we talked about his radio place, forget what it's called, but he has one. Next up, I talked to the Lord of Soup himself, Souparmon. When I say lord of Soup, I mean, like a joke about his name... I don't mean like, the lord of Soup Kitchen... Got it? Good. He told me that after this war, Fark and their minisphere, would start protecting Camelot. He also told me that Brotherhood of the Clouds will be protecting them. Don't ask me how that works. But, we started talking about more important things after that. We learned that I have a strict adoration for spaghetti, and he has an addiction to soup. I also, with or without his consent, agreed for the both of us that spaghetti was better. Something else to mention, which is possibly more important than the other two, is that he said that Fark would get involved in the war... if the war lasted until 2021. I hold out hope that we will eventually see Fark join the war. However, we're going to have to set our timers in the mean time. Next conversation I had was with Keshav. I would like to talk more about my conversation with Keshav, but we were supposed to talk more at 8, and it's now 10. I think he missed our scheduled programming, so he'll most likely show up later. I will keep you updated. For now, let's have Mrbooty's segment now. I started a conversation with MrBooty, and he told me all about how Rose was great and stuff. And then we talked more about....sorry, that's all the time we have for Mrbooty. Either way, I had an enlightening conversation with Frawley. He told me that he was, in fact, not going to care about the money I owe him, nor vice versa. It's baseball money. He also, strangely enough, embargoed me. I don't know what I did this time, but I now live in continual fear of having wronged Mr. Frawley. Please send help, in any way, shape, or form. Onto a different matter, after messaging several of my favorite alliance leaders (the ones I don't talk to much) I noticed that Adrienne is the main one not to respond to me. Aragorn responded, SRD responded, Roquentin responded, I mean, no one ignored me... the last time you responded to one of my dms was October of last year... did I wrong you? WAIT! We have a transmission... We did it boys. Adrienne finally responded to me, mwahahha! It's been... it's been a year in wait, but we did it. It's a time for celebration. How will we celebrate? Let's do the normal way of celebrating. Let's message... get this, Smith and Gorge, and say it's time to make my forum alliance happen.. For well over a year, I have had the forum alliance of "TKR's love child with IQ" I've waited with baited breaths, waiting for the moment to occur. Anyway, welcome to Empyrea. We are the protectorate of BK and TKR. We proudly protect TGH. And we acknowledge the existence of KT, but we still want to war them... PS. End this war so Empyrea can stomp out KT for one round. Vive la révolution
    3 points
  7. Why isn't Citrus leading Empy
    3 points
  8. A shirtless young man with cut off jean shorts, scrawly blonde hair, and sunglasses bigger than his head walks up to the podium. He has a glass half full with what appears to be a dark rum. "Welcome, welcome. As Lard Commandante, we accept this surrender of the boys. We have had two days of gnawing and gnashing bloody hugs and kisses, and it is with great honor we say that our 40 man alliance has barely conquered this tough 5 man foe," Khris Kruel says solemnly to the crowd. "We laughed, we cried, we yelled, we kissed. It was tumultous and arduent. But we perservered through the bad grammar and misspelling of words that flooded The Boys inboxes. Some would say technically we started the fight, and to them I would say nay, only the red eye god chooses who is guilty and who starts wars. We were chivalrous and honorable throughout, and we will always carry on our proud GOON tradition of fighting honorable battles. Did I mention honorable?" Khris Kruel downs the rest of his drink and throws his glass into the crowd of 5 people. He gives the double peace sign and pushes over the podium.
    3 points
  9. I was thinking about how you need to delete and repost the trades on market eachtime you want to change the amount & price. It would be nice if you could edit both of them in real time, instead of deleting the offer and reposting it. Something like this:
    2 points
  10. Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=176671 Name(s) in question: Nation name. Is the name(s) for leader, nation, or city? Nation name.
    2 points
  11. It was more Alex changing the score system to ruin their low infra high mil build that defeated them. TC's military fumblings are akin to some sweaty highschooler trying to take his girlfriends bra off for the first time. Eventually you give up, and she takes care of it for you. That was Alex.
    2 points
  12. So my suggetion is the we either get a new check box that's "Show Only Vacation Mode Nations". or this: Reason for this is: Thats over half of the game nations that aren't shown and when they are you can't tell which is in vm and which nation isn't.
    2 points
  13. I'm still waiting for any sort of reply.
    2 points
  14. 2 points
  15. The Outlaw Fox Returns to Become King From the ashes of Nova’s Cheat day many of former members of Nova Riata sailed off to new lands, scattering themselves across Orbis. Some formed their own fragments and remained independent, others find new homes in the many alliances of Orbis, either fighting in the wars that plague the land, or prospering under peace and neutrality. Some, unfortunately, are gone forever from the world of Orbis, to never return . Nova Riata became effectively a cautionary tale in the hearts of all the former sea barons. Today I stand before you all pledging to build a new Kingdom, remembering the community Nova created and vowing to bring that back to Orbis. Many things will be different though, chief among these are that we’ve learned from our past mistakes, we learned to question things that are too good to be true, we will not be bringing back the lies and exploits of my predecessor. There’s a true value of building through hard work and skill rather than through cheap exploits. So, from the ashes of Nova, a small group of sneaky foxes, Pokemon training beans, bovine slavs, angry red bearded men, and bagel boilers all unite in a new land to call their home, determined to rebuild all that was taken away Ríocht Sasana Rises Our Discord (Click Here) MDoAP with Manhattan Project Tl;Dr? Learn to read you pleb
    2 points
  16. Yes I am, this is why I will sell my avatar Starting from 1M you can make offers, I will use the picture posted by the highest bidder as avatar for a week If you double your offer other than the avatar you can also have a name change Remember that I'm one of the highest for upvotes and posts so your avatar will be very visible Considering the current status of the war I think this is the best moment, hoping for something funny
    1 point
  17. I've decided to return for some fun and plunder.
    1 point
  18. On this day at 10:36 pm Orbis time, The Boys resigned from further conflict against the GOONS, with a ceasefire agreed upon following the compliance of several terms which were agreed upon and executed by TB. We at TB look forward to peace and the possibility of further relations between us and the GOONS in the future. Thanks everyone! Sorry for wasting your time with micro affairs lol.
    1 point
  19. His mouth is already full of them LV
    1 point
  20. It was great not fighting you. Anyone who’s a friend of soup is a friend of mine. You’re a Winged Spear now, so you’re family. ?
    1 point
  21. I can get behind this cou.....peaceful transition of leadership.
    1 point
  22. Great idea! So many inactive nations in pnw, and many who don't return from vm at all. Would make tracking them so much easier
    1 point
  23. Agreed. Sooo annoying to have to delete the trade and then go and create an offer again. Sometimes you also get that captcha in between so it's doubly annoying >,<
    1 point
  24. This is blatant homophobia, I'm calling the cops.
    1 point
  25. Also if you're blockaded the trade offer disappears and you have to make another one after the blockade, they should only be invisible and become active again after the blockade
    1 point
  26. I always knew Spaghetti was better... Now all I have to do is convince the people in the kitchen... @Kevanovia @Charlie Traveler SPAGHETTI IS BETTER THAN SOUP!
    1 point
  27. Hoping for the best for you and your alliance. You will be missed at Soup.
    1 point
  28. Muppet Treasure Island was the Shit. Tim Curry is the man
    1 point
  29. I think the opposite, the game is to slow. 1turn every 60 mins!
    1 point
  30. Whew, what a grave dig. Makes me I miss the days of shit talking and bravado.
    1 point
  31. “Varmint! Varmint! Hurry, bring the gun!” Yelled Father with a panicked voice Remembering what they had done, He didn’t want to give them choice. For Father knew the Fox too well, its mischief and its foul smell, and was determined to prevent the varmint’s possible ascend. But this was not some ordinary Fox, cunning and with mischief in its mind, it was unlike its cousins so maligned, but instead submissive, looking kind. Ears floppy, tail wagging, a domesticated darling. Father pulled the rifle to his eye, aiming at the Fox’s face, but right before he gave it grace, the little Fox released a cry. Father froze and looked away, this small one he couldn’t slay. Rifle lowered, hands spread wide, Father called the Fox inside, The tired Fox complied. At the fireplace it laid, Sleeping, hours there it stayed. In the morning Fox awoke, to the smell of rabbit smoked. After finishing its meal, Fox had something to reveal. “Father, you have saved me!” Fox yapped and Father stunned, “Please hear my plea!, “the story of our kind so shunned!” “There was once a Fox named Pooball,” Fox began his story, “Many he appalled, with his actions sorry.” Father yelled “I know, he had some gall!” “What you don’t know is what happened after,” Fox cried out with great sorrow, “We foxes innocent of crime, were headed for disaster.” “Once we fled from Nova, we spread in all directions, Yet everywhere we went, we did not receive affection. But after endless misery and rejection, Soup Kitchen gave us no objection.” “The cooks were friendly with their smiles, and they helped us through our trials. “We have finally found peace!”, we thought, But we found out it was all for naught.” “For Mongols, Teutons then attacked us, vile creatures full of cuss and puss, Many foxes were then flared, Only the submissive ones were spared.” “Then the filth stopped attacking… Instead of peace came orders so nerve-wracking. So few Foxes had remained, their coats blood-stained, Their minds strained, their expressions pained, Yet again sent to battle to be maimed. “Cruel mistress guides our fate, we were told to storm the gates of hell, but Black Knights beat us and impaled our foxes on their stakes…” Fox went silent, tears swelling in its eyes, its gaze empty and quiet in its pain. It did not cry. “Only four remain, That I am one of them, I am ashamed.” Father listened to this intensely, and felt empathy most immensely. He told Fox it could stay and that for it he would pray. One silent night, as Father slept in bed, “The time has come”, Fox said in its head. Father and his fireplace it left, but left a message, which read: “Father, this world I have not fled, but merely recovered from my dread. I shall find my foxes and restore the dignity they had before. Thank you for the burden that you faced, for giving me a home and fireplace.”
    1 point
  32. Half of your active wars are negative net damage, so perhaps you should refine your strategy chief.
    1 point
  33. BK-tCW-GoG-Camelot-Acadia sphere. (The coolest Sphere) NPO-T$-House-Stark-USN sphere. (N$O Sphere) KT-Guardian-GoB-TGH Sphere (KERTOG Sphere) Fark-Pantheon-WTF-Horsemen Sphere (Fark Sphere) TKR-Soup-CoS-SK Sphere (Chaos Sphere) Those are the spheres/blobs I can think of. I don't know which you consider a sphere, and which you consider a blob, but off the top of my head and a quick glance at the treaty web page, those are the 5 spheres/blobs I can think of.
    1 point
  34. Uncalled for insult. Was a mistake.
    1 point
  35. Are you guys disputing my numbers, or claiming that an extra billion in upkeep is irrelevant? Also saying I have a mental issue seems to be pretty OOC for a side that has constantly complained about toxicity and OOC attacks? I'm not offended, but I do think it's hypocritical.
    1 point
  36. Were also making money that exceeds the upkeep.
    1 point
  37. If I'm wrong tell me why y'all are still fighting at this point. Since both sides have claimed victory. 1 one the first stage of the war, the other won over the entire duration. At this point its just 2 sets of ppl fighting with no purpose.
    1 point
  38. Lol keep these up No matter what, I'm loving this drama
    1 point
  39. Global wars ought to be like sex: quick and painful.
    1 point
  40. t$ has always been about losing. We've just been highly unsuccessful at it
    1 point
  41. You have the right to refuse help and not activate your treaty, as I understand these things.
    1 point
  42. There is a wayy to fix this. also: Also: Auctor/Grub
    1 point
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