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Just in case anyone actually still reads your posts at face value, for some reason: That's incorrect. You and your allies planned to hit slursphere in mid-june, "coincidentally" at the same time as BK's sphere would have hit ours. The secret agreement was between Kayser and your government, and that in addition to your dogged loyalty to BK (which if it was anyone else you'd decry as a paperless tie) makes it pretty clear this war would have happened as long as you felt you had an opening to do it. You didn't need an explicit agreement with Covenant to know you were going to help BK; that had nothing to do with TKR, because anyone who can read can tell you cobbled that "CB" together out of months-old nuts and bolts and nonsense conjecture. You would have liked to have the luxury of letting BK fight their own war, because you'd have been able to keep HS and t$ on IQ's side longer. But when the facts on the ground changed you adjusted accordingly.

This is either the worst log dump in history or the greatest shitpost. Either way I'm in awe.

If nothing else, it's a treaty violation. And if it's not slot-filling... then what, are you going to beige OFA heavily and permit them to rebuild their air under beige protection? Or are you going to sit on them, denying us slots until kingdom come? Or perhaps they'll build ground and beige YOU to permit air rebuilding under beige protection? There is no possible way this isn't riding the edge of the rules at best, and each possibility is slimy as frick at that.

As opposed to not forcefully declaring war?

Since some people think DOWs are passe, it fell to me make it for posterity

>Really it's your own fault that we have to attack you >If you had just let BK roll Chaos and then let us roll you in a completely unrelated war, this would have never happened >YOU FORCED US TO DO THIS

The Eviction Notice (Recognition of Hostilities) Dear The World of Orbis, in response to several attacks on The Coal Mines by House Arryn we will have to consider this an act of war against our alliance but we do not wish to interfere with the Dial Up war, however we are going to recognize hostilities with House Arryn and in doing such begin a official war which will be directed only towards members of House Arryn and not anyone else. We would also like to announce that former House Arryn Hostilities were directed towards Weebunism a member of The Confederation Bloc (which The Coal Mines are a part of.). Now as the Coal King I Nokia Rokia wish to formally tell you that your stay at the Coal Mines is no longer welcome So here is your Eviction Notice allow us to lend you our boot as we show you the door.

Hi I'll just jump in this thread with this one thing. We entered in for a mass raid and received 100 mil and a treasure in exchange for peace. I'll let you decide who's the real winner of that little war.

This is so transparent it's pathetic. Literally one guy launching two raids is not a blitz nor alliance hostilities. This is literally just you riding in on BK's coattails to look for easy raids. Why not just tell us that since it took me a whole 20 seconds to check and find that out? I just don't get why the lying when it's so obvious. Sheesh.

XD thanks for the Education i just got a laptop so my bad.

Truth be told, however long this war drags on, it doesn't change the outcome, IQ loses the war, but everyone loses because after two years, we put the final nail in the coffin of hopes at a changed game. IQ wants nothing less than game domination and a bi-polar world. Rinse and repeat as all they ever want to do is fight the same stupid wars over and over again.

Hello everyone this is first post of House Arryn Alliance. As BK declare war on us, so it's our responsibility to give them a big gift (how to respect other). I know BK reserve the right to attack enamy alliance and their Ally's. But I think young people feel bad when old person come and give them extra knowledge like BK. Idk what is problame with BK. House Arryn have neutral stand in this war. I'm not Post too much as this is my first time doing this kind of silly thing because of one stupid alliance which think they are best Idk they get enough food in real life. BK show their total overdose. Best of luck for hungry ? BK fungry (unknown word hear from neighbor) members. Finally no one understand this ??

Even then, this just says BK will attack them, and not the other way around. Hence this is just backing us up that BK planned on hitting us, and according to this, BK planned on hitting AFTER the war was over, and SOON after. So it's even more sad now that I look at it, and think to myself that BK would attack a bloc that would be recovering.

I actually am not aware if we have a "hundred messages" or not with Citadel leadership. We fully expected Citadel to enter despite our means to not preempt them. We just decided to give them the option to do so. Our intentions were very clear, we were to punish the ones who were behind the plot. Now we know where Citadel stands. Otherwise we also would've hit Syndicate and NPO, but they were simply implicated in the plot and not confirmed (Granted both of them did say they had no idea of it, but considering other logs show NPO were definitely entering with or without Syndicate to help BK for various reasons - I'm pretty sure Roq and other NPO folks simply lied to us). As for "was it worth it"? lol, of course it was. So much was revealed through this conflict. (Sidenote, as Vlad mentioned to me: BK has never won a war without Syndicate assistance, lol) >Listen to Elijah You're joking, right?

I just checked their forums. They're aware of it.

It's funny that you cancelled House Arryn because they got attacked by BK. Or did they cancel on you because you failed to honor your mutual defense pact? No wait, is it because House Arryn is "simply too powerful" and honoring a treaty would be unfair for BK?

valid cb

As someone who uses the dark theme, I'm pleasantly refreshed by not seeing a white highlight for once.

12 out of 10, the world is better by a bit, GG fam ❤️

The Greatest Intergalactic Empire Of Universe People and it's Animation Domination disctrict hereby declare war on The Coal Mines for the reason of "Not agreeing with our opinion on what makes for a valid CB"

>Attacking an ally of an ally >Violating an allied sphere's sovereignty >straight up slotfilling

I only declare war with express written permission.

The war showed some very clear stuff. IQ never disbanded (NPO still kept ties to “previous” allies), they’re very hypocritical (“secret ties”), Citadel is “Vanguard 2.0”, and Covenant only exists as a meme. Some other stuff too remained consistent; Syndicate still borders irrelevancy due to years old complacency and TCW is still bad militarily.

Thank you for enlightening everyone to the horrors and humiliations of drawing a unicorn in MS Paint; it is definitely comparable to people who delight in causing others to quit the game.

I asked a neural network chat bot your nonsensical question.

"Yeah, EoS is probably gonna declare war on you if you feel like it. Is Tuesday at 8 good?"

Yeah asking people to draw art for mistrades was definitely comparable to deliberately trying to run people out of the game. I'd ask if you ever get tired of being full of it but I already know the answer.

I don't think I could make propaganda that made you look as hegemonic as your posts

Hmmmmmm. Until TCW's military reputation is restored? Until Citadel establishes itself as an independent political force? Until IQ stops being IQ? ... oh dear.

Till they bend the knee

I just called a range near me. They don't allow XM855 or steel core .308, but do allow .50 BMG. We're hitting stupidity levels never thought possible.

SMH we gotta get those who don't love being under the yellow star boot.

It has been my experience and the experience of a ton of people I've interacted with that the mistrades artwork exchange has lead to the building of friendships, fun laughs for all involved, and ultimately people getting their money returned where they otherwise would just lose the trade entirely. I know you think everyone has the same victimhood complex that you do, and that reality is as NPO claims it to be, but this is simply not the case. It's also rich seeing you talking about "bullying" when you're literally hitting an alliance on your side because they are beiging instead of handling it diplomatically.

Don't lie to me. You like the whippings.

Alright, let's use what you meant. For simplicity, let's assume PaW has been around for 4 years. If CN has been around for 50% time than PaW, 1.5*4=6. Therefore, it is safe to say that PaW has been around 4 of the 6 years CN has been around. 4 of 6 can be represented by the fraction 4/6. I stand by my statement that PaW has been around for a fraction of the time CN has.

I'll give four days before surrender.

Dont tempt me to flush you down. @Will

thats going to be a short war. Cant even defend yourselves against micro BK

I opened this hoping for some amusing logs, not a IOU note.

this happens.

For the same reasons the government doesn't spend time proving it's not secretly run by lizard people, 9/11 wasn't an inside job, and chemtrails aren't turning our children gay. BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not that I begrudge IQ their tactics, but they should really see an ENT about that.

When nuke bloc realizes they filled our slots with ordinary wars and now their nukes do 50% of the damage