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@Elijah Mikaelson It's almost like when you sign MD treaties with the largest sphere in the game, who enjoys planning dogpiles on people 4 to 1, because they are Brave and Beautiful, you might have to actually defend them at some point. Stop complaining about your own FA choices. Citadel could have broken off and gone independent and tried to sign some alliances to bolster their numbers, but instead you opted to stay tied to the safety net of BK. Well unfortunately, that means you in BK sphere whether you like it or not buddy. And now BK is calling that in and because you can't be mad at them, you run around the forums pretending it's everyone else's fault. Its not BK's fault, It's not TCW's fault even. You made your own choices. At least have the resolve to accept the outcome.

A few hours ago we received a distress call from our Allied Cloud Fleet. It has been brought to our attention waves of Somali Pirates (codenamed Arrgh) have assaulted our allied ships and harassed their crews. The Golden Phoenix Defense Administration at this time have officially responded to the distress call with support crews armed and ready to fight. We hope the pirates love to play with fire, because we sure do. Let hell rain loose! Too Lazy; Dont Read - GPC joins the War

Okay, so you guys know who I am... A lot of you still connect me to KT, and that's fair. I spent the credit to make KT when alliances still costed a credit, and I'm still in KT. So I'm the oldest lasting KT member ever... so yeah I'm pretty much 'there' ya' know? Anyways... anyways, I don't know. There's been a lot of faces coming and going in KT. Seems like a lot of them like to disappear into side rooms or go down a different hallway when I come by. I don't know if they're scared of me or what... maybe that's it. To tell you the truth, I don't know when it started. You know the thing about the frog boiling in water? If you slowly increase the temperature, the frog lets itself boil to death because it can't detect the change in temperature? I think that's bullshit, but the idea is the same. I don't know when things started to change in KT. I think just God or some mystery dark figures I barely know just started turning the knob and slowly increased the temperature. Like, I thought it was weird too. I was sitting at my battle station ready to go. "Hey guys, Deus Vult! We're going to war! Be on before update" blah blah blah. I've spent so much time in this game fighting people that it's just routine. Is it normal to feel like it's 'routine' when you hurt people so much? Gosh, how many alliances have I fought in this game... Let's see, TKR twice, Arrgh several times, GPA, BK, Acadia, and UPN now twice, TRF twice, CoS, SK, Soup, Alpha, Oblivion... I can probably think of more. At this point the number of people I've hurt is probably in the hundreds. The scary part is now I think I enjoy it. But yeah, I was ready to go. The target list was posted, and I checked to see who it was... Chaos. Wait, Chaos? Chaos had nothing to do with... anything. They had never wronged us. Hell, they were doing something similar to what we were doing. Why would we hit Chaos? Well, whatever. Nowadays it's best just to keep your head down and do what you're told. There's a few in KT who didn't do that and nothing good ever happened to them. I... didn't want to end up like them. So... I hit Chaos. By the end of it, I had fought 17 people; 16 offensive and 1 defensive. The scary part was.. I recognized the names. Betulius was my brother in TEst 3 years ago. Critters was a KT member for a small while shortly after we were founded. RebelMan was KT gov for a very long time. These people were on my side arm-and-arm at one point... But here I was, smacking them like it meant nothing. Maybe it never did mean anything. So, imagine my shock when the order went out to finish out wars with Chaos. Wait I thought. Why? Why finish out wars and stop fighting all of a sudden? Did they surrender or something? You ever had that feeling where you just know something is wrong? No reason to think that, but it's like your primal monkey brain's predator detecting system is just blaring? WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO!... Well, that's how I felt. There was a part of me that felt that way. I tried to ignore it, but I couldn't. So, ever since Tuesday I've been digging. I'm done some things I'm not proud of. I pulled some favors that'll bite me in the long-run, and took on some debts I know I can't repay. But, I think I finally got the truth. The leaks that were dropped by a person who 'deleted', the strange ways our coalition fought with Chaos, and then the sudden war against BK and their allies. It all started to make sense. What started to make sense? Well, it's a truth that's even more horrifying than what anyone could imagine. I wish I could explain more in this already-to-long post, but I'm almost out of time, and I'm holding onto the thin hope that they'll just get me and leave those I care about alone. Maybe that's selfish of me, but I think you guys would all do the same in my position. All I can say is... keep digging for the truth. Keep questioning the narrative. They are depending on people eventually eating the official story and going quiet. QUESTION EVERYTHING! Eventually you can reach the truth too. I'm sad that KT has chosen to go down such a dark path. I think I'm even more sad that I wasn't able to see it coming and... do something about it. Now, I'm scared it's to late to change course, but that doesn't mean there's no hope. Goodbye, guys. I know you all can do it. God bless... I can hear them outside. My time may be up, but they ain't getting me that easy. ...

You go first, and I'm sure we'll all be right behind you.

Here at the Order of the White Knights of Hyperborea, we like to go old school and post DoWs no matter how meaningless and inconsequential they are. The same way your father courted your mother and now they blame you for the divorce. Hype Squad be like that. So thats why: Hype Squad officially dropping in for the ayy lmaos.

Can't have as many spy ops go wrong if you can't do any in the first place

When nobody tells you who your actual allies and enemies are.

Sneak peek at the next changelog:

tfw I have to explain to the rest of the coalition how these wars go for me.

Arrgh after reading this DoW: Nonetheless, I applaud u for ur courage, still better than TUE. GL HF!

While I'm not a graphic designer by any means, I developed a new logo for PaW.

Peace all wars, everyone put their nations in vacation mode for 2 weeks, then we decide based on Sheepy's actions

My god I think it's actually being serious

The forces of KETOGG and Chaos have achieved peace. All wars shall be peaced out immediately. We are pleased to report that total damages exceeded the amount Nova Riata spawned into the game, so your welcome. In an effort to continue our benevolent streak, KETOGG is launching a new program solely dedicated to building the self confidence of the Brave and Beautiful BK. After many interviews in which the vulnerable (But still very brave) BK poured their heart and souls out to us over their various insecurities, one insecurity in particular stood out. While most alliances trust their allies to have their back, to perform well in war alongside them, Brave and Beautiful BK has many doubts about the basic competence of The Covenant alliances. This is why they were so nervous bringing them in to fight against a much smaller force. KETOGG sees no better course of action then to test these allies ourselves. Should they fight valiantly (and competently), we hope this will give Brave and Beautiful BK the confidence they need. If they should flop over and die, then at least Brave and Beautiful BK will finally have the courage to cut ties from these bad influences holding them back. KETOGG declares war on Acadia, United Purple Nations, Frontier Records, The Commonwealth and Electric Space. PS: @Alex upgrade your goddamn servers capping API requests didn't do shit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue BK is Dead TCW so are you. Knights are Flyin' Same as Before Citadel is Dyin' Covenant no more Caught between A Roq and hard place The Radiant sheen Lays infra to waste In comes Yakuza Giving us lip Just like a loser All I say is rip Brave and Beautiful What can I say The CB Indisputable And that's all for today

The wind had been picking up speed all morning. The sails are thirsty. - Strange clouds today. Think it's gonna rain? The old commodore's voice sounded almost cheerful. His sunburned face had a jolly look about it. - I think we're gonna have more than rain today. The sea is getting restless. No sooner had he finished his words and a call came down from the crow's nest. - Wood in the water! I see smoke on the horizon. - A battle... The murmur of the ship went silent. What was first a small dot in the distance was growing, revealing itself as the waves grew in size and speed. Violent weather for violent men. A good omen from the Pirate Gods. Soon the muffled sound of distant cannon fire found us. It was... music. - Smoke all over the line sir. This looks like a big one. - And it's about to get bigger. - tl;dr Arrgh! partakes

Yo who's your dealer? I want some of what you got champ

The most amusing part of the conspiracy theory is that we apparently set up a fake war, somehow managed to guess correctly that a tCW member would leak their war plans that would mention rolling us both. Those plans would detail both BK and Covenant, allowing us to legitimately blitz a good portion of their sphere. Then also be able to salvage enough military for Chaos to fight again in a very short turn around. So this means one of two things. - I am just basically a god at 4d chess with insane foresight and guess work -Or you're just dumb I'll take either answer because one inflates my ego and the other is dead set accurate.

I don't understand one thing. When BK was planning this war against Chaos, and they would out number our nations 2+ to 1, they didn't worry about it being a dogpile. But now that a broken bloc, a war bloc, and half a bloc blitzed them, while not having max planes, all of a sudden they are worrying about it being a dogpile. Truly hypocrisy at its finest.

Did you know you can make a Change.org petition about anything? https://www.change.org/p/frawley-add-sphinx-s-deleted-infra-to-the-war-stats

Topkek Attaboy Minesome, attaboy

Ahh, dam one of those alliances that won't die. Looks like Ketogg and friends is screwed.

With all of these hungry, homeless ayyliens around, it’s a good thing the soup is hot

Yes I planned to lose 600M fighting the coalition that I already knew would have been my ally in a future war that I started without having max air and a low spy count, it's called the ultimate Sphinx

Alex after putting new projects in the game and resetting donations for the month:

Petition to rename "Coalition B" to "Brave and Beautiful Coalition" Abbreviation? BBC

I'm going to kill this off right here, we weren't invited by BK/TCW/tC or even anyone on their side of the pond to attack KETOG. As far as I know from the leaks, everything was pure hypothetical but the fact a lot of consideration went into the hypothetical makes the CB more valid than ever. Your bloc made their bed by remaining tied to BK, now lie in it.

I'm almost certain the answer to this lies in stealing Pantheon's bank...

no lol

I mean, I doubt they had concrete plans with a steadilly approaching deadline to roll you guys. But if they did and you found out, you'd have a CB. Like Ayyslamic actually, which I remember y'all (rightly) considering our leaks a very legit CB I mean we're not taking about contingencies here. If the leak was about drawing up ideas for how to deal with a hit from us or KETOG, that would be one thing. But it was a concrete plan to roll us this month, if possible in a gigantic absurd dogpile with N$O if you could get them on board. When it comes to CB's, it really doesn't get better than that

Earlier today, I downloaded a 300+ page PDF on my phone while using low-priority 2G roaming in the mountains faster than this.

Yer. As of today Edit: forgot Arrgh, fixed Alliances on the list: https://pastebin.com/UBkcXCij

I get it P&W is in another world war, but my nation is a trading nation only. I only fight back when attacked, I do not attack other nations. I am only in the alliance I am in so that when nations attack I can get backup. I don’t know how you fell about wars but considering you attacked me I figured you’re the kind of person who enjoys it. That’s fine when it doesn’t affect me if you actually want to fight a war I can point you to a few people who enjoy that part of the game. I however hate the war part of the game. As a result whenever a nation attacks me I place and embargo and hand their information to my alliance for people who like to raid. I’ve been informed that you currently have your war slots full but Acadia raiders will probably give you trouble for the rest of the war until the war ends or you have someone within the alliance asks on your behalf for you to be left alone. I’ll be online every day this week to do as much damage as I can to defend myself. But we can end this quickly and peacefully, and I’ll remove your information from war suggestions if you accept my peace offer or send me one yourself should you regret your decisions later.

For the conspiracy theorists: how does murdering 3/4 of Chaos' spies advance our goals?

I’m coming for that infra >:)

I... Uh... Have a thing to do somewhere else...

So to clarify for those at home. BKsphere is so insanely large that they have to fight against 2-3 spheres at once to be "mildly outnumbered" in city count.

Dear BK, Happy Fathers day! Thank you for being the best dad possible and always providing me with so many pixels to burn. I am forever in your debt, so to repay your love, I want to give you lots of hugs as well as KILL MAIM BURN you. Love You 3000, Piggy P.S. Seeker, Cino, Cal, and literally anyone in GoG, I am coming for you P.P.S. Live footage of my blitz:

You a real G if you saw this earlier