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From the desk of Fraggisan, great leader of greatest nation of Exorock of greatest alliance Terminal Jest. Greetings, friends! The muppets of Exorock are happy to report that we have made headway in retrieving the Partisan name from the mongol furry terrorists. Stupid stoic hippo refused to give in to our demands and exorock responded swiftly and accurately. Key golden horde allies and friends were destroyed and the hippo was pressured into submission. As always, the enemies of exorock have begged great and merciful partifraggle for surrender! Peace is achieved! Rejoice! The world is balanced once again thanks to the great alliance of Terminal Jest! Next up, we proudly announce the launch of the Wembley Fraggle Health Research Organization For Underdeveloped Alliances (WFHROFU). The WFHROFU will conduct pivotal research into causes of underdevelopment among top 40 alliances and will report ways to help the less well off. We believe in giving back to this community and as su... WHAT THE BLOODY SOCKPUPPET IS THIS SSSSSSSSSSs$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$SSSSSSSSSSSss MAIM KILL SNEK. MAIM SNEK BURN. Peace terms have been broken! The WFHROFU launch is cancelled and funds will be redirected into the war! Outrage! Upset! The greatest nation of exorock calls on the nations of the world to join us in denouncing the pactbreakers! All are welcome to the crusade! Donations will be accepted. We move into defcon war! Fraggisan out.

!!!BREAKING!!! THIS JUST IN! Good evening, My name is Prefontame and this is Terminal News Hour. We interrupt your regular programming to report on a major wartime development. As the war for Partisan's name rages on, the New Pacific Order appears to be gearing to intervene with economic sanctions. The following leaked footage of NPO autocrat "Roquentin" has surfaced. Inside sources confirm that the guineapig-king was outraged at the news of the TGH breach of surrender terms. Reportedly, roquentin went on a 7 minute fit of rage decrying the hippo's actions. He went on record stating that "We can't have people stealing names all the time". Some sources claim that the New Pacific Order intends to impose heavier sanctions in the range of 25% tariffs if negotiations stall a second time. Terminal News Hour has not yet confirmed this claim however. Political analysts believe Pacifica's adoption of a profoundly pro-Jest stance in the wake of the Jest-Pacifica treaty ratification to be a clear signal of intend to intervene in TKR's current war and link the fallen hegemon's fate to the Partisan mission. The geo-political rammifications of such a power-move may be of a cosmic scale. This was Prefertaine with your inside scoop on world affairs. Terminal News will continue to be the first on the scene with any developments, reporting duly back to you.

UwU? More like OwO The most ambitious sequel/crossover/reboot ever The Obsidian World Order starring: Hype Squad Cumalot Big THICC BoC Articles: I Optional Defense Aye, let's be honest. We got other priorities. Unless we assured victory, we out. We'll miss you and pour one out for the dead homie. II Optional Aggression This exists squarely for dogpiles. Last in, First Out, All glory. III Support and Intel Shifty/Hyperborea gets all the intel and notifies other members via SNN. Camelot shitposts detractors and BoC upvotes our posts and threads. IV Sovereignty We're as sovereign as two protectorates and 1 fully grown alliance can be in BK sphere. We're all BK's children. V Admission Cool kids club with members only jackets. You can't buy this club like your turkey bacon at Subway. VI Withdrawal Basically this will end with Hyperborea and Camelot having a falling out that will lead to two new blocs/spheres and we'll never be friends again. Meanwhile BoC will merge into the Ming Empire and form the Chinese Zodiac which will later merge into Hyperborea.

Well Partisan, you fought against them longer and harder than your country did against Germany.

Preamble We gather from the distant beaches in the Pacific to the hot desert, snakes and guinea pigs together. We first met as foes on the battlefield and then again as comrades-in-arms. Now through a relationship forged in blood and duty, the two signatories below enter into a binding agreement of loyalty. When war comes, New Pacific Order and Terminal Jest will stand firmly together, weathering the trials as they come. Terminal Jest and the New Pacific Order enter into an MDP Article I Should either signatory receive information paramount to the well-being of the other, they are required to share this information. The Signatories agree to send economic aid if required. Article II Should either signatory be declared war upon, the other will come to their defense in full military capacity. Article IV The signatories shall solve any internal quarrels in private. Should either signatory no longer wish to be engaged with the other, then this treaty may be cancelled with 347 hours’ notice. Signed for the New Pacific Order: Emperor Roquentin Lord Commander Keshav High Lords Marina Crayon King Eric The Red Edward I Administrator/Regent Lord of Darkness Signed for Terminal Jest Fraggisan of Exorock

Calm seas. The pirates dread calm seas. Waves! Thunder! The rattling of swords! The sweet sound of musket fire or the boom of a cannon... much better things than the stillness of the sea. - Hey Bb. - Yeah? - What day is it today? He measures the sky with an impassive look: - It's thursday. - But how can you tell? - Well, at least it feels like thursday. He pauses. - Have you checked the compass today? - Boyce stole that again. - I guess it can't be helped. The monotonous creak of the ship is a sound none of us even hear anymore. The ship, the small waves breaking into the hull.. it's all the same as silence. - How are the men holding up? - The Croat tried to drink out of a gunpowder keg last night. - Did he think it was rum? - Frankly, I'm not even sure at this point. - How about you? - Finishing up on our new flag. - Looking good. Maybe you should draw us up some new victims as well. I couldn't help a sinister smirk. - Do you mean like a.. cartoon? - tl;dr we got a new flag and also feel like reminding you We reserve the right to not attack people we don't feel like attacking. We reserve the right to listen, gossip and idly speculate about you. We reserve the right to stash, embezzle and launder dosh. We reserve the right to participate in organized violence upon request (may involve article 3) Arrgh!

Burning Assets (Pantheon - Terminal Jest) Summer is coming, but corporate assets must be carefully maintained at all times. Sometimes it is necessary to keep large amounts of ice cold, hard, cash on hand to respond to any financial emergency. Article I: Information of Paramount Importance Both signatories agree to freely share information for the good of their business and political interest. Article II: Wardens of the South Should one of the signatories of this pact be directly sieged upon by an aggressor, the other is obliged to defend. Article III: Acquiring Eastern Markets Upon signing, signatories are free to provide assistance in aggressive campaigns on behalf of the other, but are under no obligation to do so; nor must they provide assistance in the event of a chained trigger. Article IV: The Walkers Have Arrived Every corporation must have an exit plan. In the event of catastrophe, either signatory may cancel this treaty with 375 hours notice. Signed for Pantheon: Leopold von Habsburg, Chief Operations Officer Utmos, Chief Finance and Security Officer Sans, Chief Strategic Officer Signed for Terminal Jest: Fraggisan of Exorock

I’m shocked and disturbed by the banning of Blink. I’ve read over the exploit thread, the appeal, and the outcry that followed, but several key items stand out and give me pause. They make me think this has been handled personally rather than professionally, led by an inherent bias against everyone declared rather than proven guilty. 1. There are assumptions made, accepted, and used to render a verdict. 2. Alex is clearly showing bias and anger instead of a cool head and logic. Perhaps this should be managed by a group instead of an individual. 3. Banning should be a final recourse and used only in extreme circumstances and this scenario doesn’t seem to fit that standard. I question the motive and logic of resorting to banning for unverified trading or assistance on the first offense rather than simply requiring a renewal of their verification as added assurance and to bring the players back into line with the rules. In truth I question the verification system as a whole. I can photoshop an image with the requirements and be verified without an issue. Is there a reminder in game to reduce the missed deadlines? The rules say it's a bannable offense, which makes me ask @Alex ”Do you ban first offenders 100% of the time”, if not I see room for discipline on a proportional scale rather than permanent exile. There should be room for grace and absolution as we are all fallible. Truthfully, if I verified today, missed the deadline, and made such a trade, I doubt I would be banned. This action, coupled with an very public in-game flaw seems to have exponentially increased the response due to embarrassment rather than a legitimate response to the infraction. I don't expect a radical 180-degree shift on the matter but as a long term player, I wonder how easily I could be discarded in a similar circumstance? If an admin doesn't value the players, can the players value the game?

Stop victim blaming. You're trivializing this man's trauma.

Did you know Owo is a city in Ondo State of Nigeria?

Personally, I am impressed that a thread showing leaked logs of the leader of TCW saying they are coordinating with N$O for a war has sucessfully derailed into a debate on whether or not the Ketog/Chaos war is fun for everyone. N$O is barely addressing it, BK wrote it off as irrelevant because it happened awhile ago, and Sphinx hasn't even shown up

What is this? We ran raids the first round because it was a surprise attack, and we figured we could get some blockades in and steal some loots, since CoS and friends didnt have a ton of infra and we figured stealing rss would be a better way to do damage. It didn't work out as well as I was hoping because we still had to focus on taking out planes, and end of the day, I prefer winning the fight as a coalition over stealing some loots. But then again, I understand your concerns, when the two completely disconnected spheres fight each other, its obviously about the rest of the world.

What is up yo Im going to put on a show Going to spread it by radio and share with the world my mad flow It's going to be at 8:30 pm pacific and 11:30 pm eastern time this Saturday, the 15th. The channel will be #prime-time-booty-time-chat in the Rose discord, and after the official show we will open up the voice channel to everyone, creating the largest clusterfrick in orbis radio history. Here is the tentative schedule (please note the show could start later if an irl meeting I have runs over, though I hope it wont :O) 1-30: Rose, Old Leaders, and then New Leaders. We will discuss the earlier part of the game in which I was sort of relevant and in the loop and hopefully tell fun stories you havent heard before. 30-35: Me bragging about prowess on test server 35-42: Me talking with Nao about him being a homie 42-43: Excessive Drinking 43-73: Kev, Charlie, and Dio. We will discuss the current game and a bit of the olden times 73-73: I mute myself while crying heavily 73- 80: “Talking Shit” with potential special guests 80-81: MrBooty begging for in-game money like a little !@#$ 81-82: MrBooty apologized to Jean Parisot 82-84: MrBooty performes Jean Parisot rap 84-92: I dont have anything planned for this but lets be blunt we are definitely going to run over time a bit so this is a cushion time for when we inevitably do 92: Literally everyone in the chat is unmuted. Some of our guests may leave but MrBooty will stay. MrBooty never backs down from the chaos. *No that was not an endorsement or insult of chaos bloc. **frick chaos block and bullshit babbler ***no actually I really like the idea behind chaos bloc I’ll prolly talk about this during the show Edit: Hey, I'm a cuck and so I said the wrong time... I have something then. Please peep the time change. The one now in the post is right.

If they broke the deal & still not giving the name back, he needs all the support he can get retrieving it I suppose.

From The Desk of Wembley Fraggle The Best Nation Ever Fraggle Rock Greetings Friends! I have interrupted my radish ball swimming session to clear up a couple of things. Dear friend Chu Chu Fraggle spoke out of line. He is only Minister of response on weekends that end on the 13th of the month. A silly mistake but we still love Chu Chu Fraggle. He has been sent on a reeducation band camp and will be back in a week. Fraggisan of Exorock seems like a splendid fellow and is a dear friend of mine. Fraggle rock will support his war after once we find the nuclear launch button. Mokey Fraggle seems to have misplaced it! You know how things go with these artistic types. Always with their heads in the clouds. Speaking of clouds. Can I interest you in investing in the Fraggle Rock Cloud Computing software which is being developed? For a small fee payable to Not A Scam Credit Union LLC, you can share in the huge profits we will make next month! XX Wembley Fraggle of Fraggle Rock

#FreePartisan

did i take some acid or some shit?

The best nation ever, Fra........ ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maim... kill... jest. Greetings, Friends! The nation of Fraggle rock has been hard at work developing new technology. The space program was put on hold to make room for reincarnation programmes! Bigger. Better. Thicker. Armed with bigger missiles. The nation of Fraggle rock presents its new parent nation: Exodas! That's right. The fraggle is a snake now. The snake is a fraggle now. Muppets rule the universe. On to important business. The Golden Horde still holds Partifraggles old name. AND I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL GIVE IT BACK YOU BRAINDEAD HIPPO WORSHIPPING WASTES OF AIR. Ahem... What I meant to say, was that you have 30 minutes to give up the name Partisan, or there will be war. To the bunker!

We forgot how to push the declare war button

Arrgh!

Hi there OWF! I’m [KETOG/Chaos member] and if there’s one thing that really grinds my gears, it’s when I see people calling our war boring, or not fun. See, really it’s great fun, we’re all having bundles of fun fighting each other out here. I think it’s important that me and all my friends tell you about all the fun we’re having in this fun war of ours or else all the no-fun people not having fun fighting in our breathtakingly fun war might not properly understand all the fun to be had in our very fun war. Well, now that it’s been said, I’ll get back to the fun fighting in our mindblowingly fun war that we’re all totally having incomprehensible fun-loads of fun in, yes sirree!

Mandatory "Arrgh!"

Taunting Alex ? Why would you ever do that? He's just a poor college student trying to find scraps of food off the Orbis floor. Don't be mean to our little hobo ? He's not a coward, he's brave and beauty just like BK.

Hi there OWF! I’m [KETOG/Chaos member] and if there’s one thing that really grinds my gears, it’s when I see people calling our war boring, or not fun. See, really it’s great fun, we’re all having bundles of fun fighting each other out here. I think it’s important that me and all my friends tell you about all the fun we’re having in this fun war of ours or else all the no-fun people not having fun fighting in our breathtakingly fun war might not properly understand all the fun to be had in our very fun war. Well, now that it’s been said, I’ll get back to the fun fighting in our mindblowingly fun war that we’re all totally having incomprehensible fun-loads of fun in, yes sirree!

Then why split at all? It is increasingly hard to picture the IQ 'disbandment' as anything other than a smoke screen to cover growing consolidation. So genuine splits can only occur through serious internal tension, and there is no animosity or tension between you as stated in this thread. Seems like there isn't a real split then, as borne out by the fact that not only is there no maneuvering against each other, there were even thoughts of teaming up against the smaller spheres the moment you 'split'! Also, the idea that we need animosity for war is not healthy for the game.. So we can only work with people we genuinely like and fight people we don't? What happened to the politics side of politics and war? Set some political goals and use war to further them. You and BK are the two strongest spheres in the game, each standing in the way of the other achieving top sphere status. Why not try and claim the throne? There can be other reasons for war besides 'we don't like you.' That can be well and good, but wars purely over personal animosity get real toxic real fast. If that is all we can look forward too, well god help this game. It's a bit of a catch 22 isn't it? You have no animosity towards BK, so you can't fight them. You never fight or oppose them, so you don't sow any new animosity. How is a war supposed to start? How were wars supposed to start when the game was fresh and alliances were new? I was here and nobody hated each other yet, but we still managed to have politics... Still, if you don't want to fight BK right now, so be it. Why not try and fight us and KETOG together? Or some other combination of smaller alliances that combined would prove a challenge. Is the animosity towards TKR so great that roflstomping us along with BK is somehow more 'fun' than the current war? Which, for the record, has been as enjoyable as any war for many of the actual participants, even if the lack of OWF drama hasn't been a crowd pleaser.

>tfw you see AD getting beat up

Arrgh

"I'm brave and beautiful, I'm brave and beautiful" Ermm Idk sounds like slogan of a LGBT group XD

*charlie traveler, yup, b*tch babbler.

We all know this schedule’s going to evolve into Diss Track ft. Booty. I expect many “yup”s!

Hi there OWF! I’m [KETOG/Chaos member] and if there’s one thing that really grinds my gears, it’s when I see people calling our war boring, or not fun. See, really it’s great fun, we’re all having bundles of fun fighting each other out here. I think it’s important that me and all my friends tell you about all the fun we’re having in this fun war of ours or else all the no-fun people not having fun fighting in our breathtakingly fun war might not properly understand all the fun to be had in our very fun war. Well, now that it’s been said, I’ll get back to the fun fighting in our mindblowingly fun war that we’re all totally having incomprehensible fun-loads of fun in, yes sirree! I filled it out.

You know what would really assuage everyone’s fears? If somebody in one of the alliances in the OP came out and said the war isn’t going to happen, that they wouldn’t be so stupid to hit Chaos and KETOG while they’re down especially considering doing so wouldn’t accomplish any of their initial objections, it would go a long way. But what are they doing? Derailing conversations.

Wait a second.... Arrgh still exists? Who knew? ? How has life on the high seas been?

Just doing my part.

I really hope this doesn't cut into your day job of posting random nonsense on the forums that I can't even be bothered to skim anymore

Sphinx is a little too trusting, lesson learned.

& To Do! They say there's a new snake in town, bedazzling in form, attractive, and not without a certain... *giggles* charm of his own. Vicious, vampish, visibly victorious over the vulpine pretender who takes the guise of a dog. A vexing villain, to be sure, but with a vaunted legacy. Vane, but valued, partaking in all vices yet not so vile that his vote is vetoed. Vilify him if you must, but listen to his hiss, follow his Voice... Snakes in the shape of money dance around. Look at their little hats. Their big smiles. *giggles* Folks just adore, Parti And what's more, Parti Makes a SSS-SSS sound that's fast becoming all the rage~ So... turn on your charm, Parti Coil yourself around my arm, Parti I'll stake. a. claim. on. you So sharpen your fangs, and rattle your tail... Parti's come to play~

The best part of this war was Empyrea making all their war channels public.

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