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Introduction: An impressive window display featured all kinds of erotic delights. This definitely wasn’t the kind of adventure I had in mind. “Velium, if you want to do a little shopping, I’ll wait here.” He turned bright red. “Oh no! We are going in to meet my friend. His office is in the back.” I heard these types of places had all kinds of unsavory characters lurking in tiny rooms, but as I breathed in the fragrances of strawberry and grape, the place seemed as threatening as a candy store. Then I got an eye full of the various lewd things displayed all over the shop. The shelves were crammed full of boxes of lollipop colored edible panties, whips, ball gags, and an impressive array of gyrating silicone body parts. I couldn’t help but stare when I passed a three-headed !@#$. My mind raced, thinking of the various uses when Velium said, “My friend has bodyguards, so just keep your hands in front of you, okay?” I felt like I was in a movie and had suddenly turned into Scarlett Johansson. I wish. I was shorter and had black hair, but I did have Scarlett beat in the boob department. I kept my hands close to my waist as we snaked our way to the back of the shop. A man dressed in a black suit and sporting a skinny black tie stood in front of a door with a sign that said in English, “Enter at Your Own Life.” The Japanese loved English and usually butchered it with amusing results. What wasn’t so amusing were the two sumo-wrestler type bodyguards that stood on either side of the doorway. Velium approached the suited man and said in Japanese, “Elijah-kun, this is my friend Strea from the Sahara.” The guy screamed Japanese mafia. His slicked-back hair accentuated his cheekbones that jetted out at right angles, and a dragon tattoo peaked out from underneath his shirtsleeve. Every yakuza I’d ever seen in the movies always wore a black suit no matter what the temperature. He was usually missing a few fingers as punishment for screwing up some hit. But from what I could tell, all of Elijah's digits were intact. My adrenaline surged at the thought of actually meeting my movie vision. Funny that innocent-looking Velium would have such a diverse group of friends. Article 1 - Sovereignty The Yakuza agree not to take their business to the Afrikan realm/not to sell Strea to the sex trafficking business lollollol , and the Korps agree not to collaborate with Japan in any efforts regarding the attack on organized “crime”. Article 2- Respect If either the Yakuza or Afrikan cause an issue for one another, by custom one will lose a joint on their pinky finger. Article 3- Defense This friendship will allow for both sides to request armed assistance, if they find themselves in various kinds of “risky” situations. Article 4 - Intelligence All kinds of intelligence not to be seen by the authorities can and will be shared between the signatories. Article 5 - Cancelation If this relation turns out to be unprofitable for any side, a 72 hour notice will be given for a cancellation without any “cement shoes”/ headhunters involved in the matter. tldr: Afrika Korps MDP with the Yakuza.

Greetings, friends! Today I come before you to announce the founding of Moonlight Bank. We are hereby open for investing and financing opportunities! Most importantly, Moonlight is selling shares of ownership! For the first week, to celebrate our opening and to reward early investors, shares will be sold at book price without any premium over asset value. Sale price is $1 per share. This pricing ends at the end of Sunday Eastern US time, 5/26/19. After the first week, shares are still available, but will be for sale starting at 5 times book value. Simply put, investors after the first week will pay $5 for every $1 in asset represented by the shares they buy. We reserve the right to increase share prices should the market require it. A share carries a percentage of ownership equal to 1/(number of shares currently outstanding). At first glance, this may seem to imply that ownership will decrease as more shares are sold. As a percentage of the bank, this is correct. However, as the bank grows, the price of shares sold will increase, meaning that the absolute value of shares will grow, even assuming no profits being made by the bank. There is no practical limit on number of shares issued by Moonlight. Several quintillion shares have been listed as “for sale” at last count. It took a while. Dividends are not required of the bank to shareholders. They may be declared at the discretion of the operators of the bank; however, growth takes priority over dividends. Public trading of shares is permitted and encouraged. Any shareholder may sell their shares to any person or entity they like. For a sale to be valid, the seller must contact a manager of Moonlight and notify them of the sale, including the price per share, and the identity and nation link of the buyer. Any omission in this information makes a sale invalid in the eyes of the bank, and official ownership will not change. Prospective buyers can check in with us or look at the publicly available shareholder list at any time. Our full policies, including information on loans and credit card accounts, can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u-vXqwFbtMHQBJKfxSLjaHgV5NDKQGo8-jl1gNkG2uU/edit?usp=sharing Our discord server is here: https://discord.gg/yCW9RQ4 We will be happy to answer any questions people may have. May we all grow prosperous together! Psweet - CCEO, founder of now-defunct Stratton Oakmont LordStrum - CCEO, co-founder and former emperor of BK Joel James - CCEO, technocrat and number cruncher extraordinaire

Hello everyone, Today BK got a Yakuza tattoo. It's pretty simple, ride together die together. Signed for Yakuza Zhen Elijah Mikaelson Signed for BK:

why am i thanos' penis

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No its a war declaration

With Hannah... & Doggo?

I like you ?

Nobody cares.

No matter what - 1 person will always get jealous and cause drama in a threesome. Expected.

Oh thank God, if we didnt hear about this millions would of died. You've saved us, how would we ever repay you.

Tokyo, Japan 1/28/2019, 8:30AM JST In a release coming from the Japanese Ministry of Health, Japan has announced its intent to impose a nation-wide ban on all forms of mustard. Following recent studies concluding that mustard poses significant health risks, the Committee for Food and Standards suggested last week that the Diet issue the ban on mustard. After careful considerations, a bill banning mustard was passed unanimously, successfully ending the risks mustard posed on the nation.

A few days ago, there was an affair between three alliances, Phoenix Rising, Nova Riata, and The Pyramid Corporation. This resulted in a breakdown of relations between TPC, and Nova, along with the resignation of TPC vice president Erik Skaug aka Jayfeather. It has come to my attention that many people believe that Jayfeather was responsible for the whole affair, and while the leaks on discord do show this, this is simply untrue. As the leader of TPC, I feel it is my responsibility to protect all members of the alliance, whether or not they are still within it. Lets, start from the beginning. TPC was and still is looking for a protectorate. We came across Nova Riata, and they said while they are not allowed to have any FA inquiries as a result of their bloc's rule, TPC was still allowed to seek advice from them. at the time of this, 3 of the 4 members of TPC, including myself and Jayfeather, were from Phoenix Rising. At this time, there was a dispute between Jayfeather and the other member from PR, Kaiser Jurgen, on the TPC discord general channel. I apologised to njordor, from Nova Riata about what was happening, and I said there was simply an IA issue. I was then informed in a Government channel that PR was asking for a merge, and they were threatening to use force. There was a raider from Phoenix Rising that just happened to start invading me at almost the same time so it sounded pretty legit. I told Jayfeather about how I was talking to njordor and I told him to convince njordor to convice Sean Anthony to adopt a don't attack micro's policy, but in a way that didn't sound like it came from us. I told this to Jayfeather on the TPC FA department channel, which had 4 people on it. One of these 4 people contacted njordor and went over the top with what he said. Eventually, Njordor was convince PR wanted war and then ... exposed that the over the top guy was jayfeather. This ruined a protectorate negotiation with NPO, nearly started a NR-PR war, and also ruined jayfeather's reputation. I would like to say that Jayfeather was simply unaware of what he was doing, and went a bit over the top in a job that he was supposed to do, and I would like to apologize to Jayfeather, for ruining his reputation. Edit: A lot of people were asking why this was important, the reason is that I need to clear up a guy I know's rep and TPC is my new allaince. This Rumor was also damaging the FA of many other allainces so I felt the need to clarify what happened.

This can only happen if a lot of the most recent credit purchases were done for $0. I'm not putting this in game reports since I don't have a suspect but it clearly shows that someone is bypassing the purchase restrictions on a large scale. Maybe this exploit will finally be fixed once Sheepy can focus on the game like he's said he'll be able to?

Huh?

Condolences.

Cool is this a new alliance?

Does anyone else skip to the end to see what it is?

The chances of him whining or barking are exceptionally high. Soooo... he gets to be co-host! He's a good Doggo really!

The Technocracy of Nova Scotia has a free set of commodities for the workers and citizens of our great land. Personal responsibility alongside workers unity will keep us free as a people, and true to our syndicalist ways. We view this ban as an insult to personal liberties, self-responsibility, and most importantly your own citizens.

Most micros don't post on the forums because they don't realize the forums are there. Most of them don't even have discord servers let alone forum accounts. And this idea that a micro affairs section would stop people flaming them for the lulz is rather optimistic at best.

Whoa, times are changing when Prefontaine has double the nukes of the entire alliance of Alpha.

Afrikan Elephant Conservation The Korps were exploring the vast continent, sampling all the jollof along the way, when they came across a new civilization on the northern coast, Carthago. The Korps saw the many strange aspects of their culture and lifestyle, including their love of riding enormous elephants and using them as their cavalry, much as the Korps used Panzers. Sadly, the elephants were facing ever-increasing threats from hunters, barbarians, and pirates. So, seeing them as potentially useful to the Korps, they offered their help in setting up a conservation arrangement. Article 1 - Sovereignty The Korps shall not take any elephants for personal pets, even though they are cute AF. In exchange, no Carthaginian shall steal Panzers from military bases, even though they are the superior mode of transportation/warfare. Article 2 - Respect Friendly trade between both signatories will be arranged and can include German beer, various NSFW examples of holy PLOT, the best Mediterranean wine, silk and all the ceramic Etruscan Boar Vessels the Afrikans could desire. Article 3 - Mutual Defense Both signatories agree to protect not only the wildlife, but also the people of their great societies (but mostly the wildlife). Article 4 - Intelligence Any information about haters of lolis on Panzers or troubles brewing in the Alps in advance of a journey by the elephant war caravan shall be shared between both sides, as soon as reasonably possible. Article 5 - Non-Chaining Both signatories believe that elephants and Panzers need to be cage-free. In the event that either signatory is attacked as a result of their fulfillment of third-party obligations, Article 3 of this treaty is to be considered optional. Article 6 - Cancellation If the Korps get tired of shooting poachers with their machine guns or the Carthaginians think that the carbon emissions of the tanks are too harmful for their environment, either signatory must provide 72-hour notice in order to cancel this treaty. tl:dr; Elephants and tanks can coexist peacefully (AK & CTO sign a MDP) Signed for Afrika Korps: Big Tiny wehner Donny No wehner Skae Smoll Huge wehner Velium Perfect wehner Odin Everyone's wehner Deus Signed for Carthago: El Chach, Suffet Daveth, Elder Asierith, Elder Antonio, Elder Krampus, Elder

Why does he care so much??

Though we never saw eye to eye I’m sad to see a player leave the game. Goodbye Starbuck, I’ll never forget you. I wish you well in future endeavors.

Nice try ISIS

These nukes are never gonna get used.

These fellas with an alliance score of approximately 1600 may not have experience, or allies or planes but they have the most important thing: A keen sense of honor And In Orbis, we know that honor will take you places....

Literally no one cares. Could you guys stop littering the forum?

sounds kinky

(Apologies if this is the wrong spot to put this) Our Mission Statement: "Borisology... Borisology it is the cure. All followers of Borisology suffer from knowledge deficiency, ignorance is bliss, we see the light, we come as a vaccine to cure the infected and to give them autism afterwards." -Comrade Commissar Supreme Dear Leader General Admiral Commander Kommandant Chairman Boris (A little backstory to the second annual Boris Wars) This Conflict... yes some may call it a conflict but Boris prefers the term "party" started a couple days ago because Boris saw a member of thier alliance, saw thier alliance and thought "they look like they want liberated" so after this Boris formally invited them to the party by attacking one of thier members and they did accept the invitation. In the following days multiple other Nations from Empy and KT of joined the holy crusade. (Also AK wasn't invited to the part but claim anyway which shows how good of a party it is, you should join aswell) Boris has come to Liberate IronFront, to help them see the light but do they appreciate Boris's work? No! They are ungrateful, but Boris is merciful and shall not give up on them. Boris can't give up, this is a holy war, a just and righteous party. Whenever The Gov of IronFront are willing to discuss and accept the terms in public Boris would be willing to sign and end the party ending the 2nd (technically 3rd) annual "Boris Wars". These Terms are non-negotiatable, they are the original and only terms Boris can sign. The Blyatiful Accords -Both Sides Surrender and claim Victory (with the sides being Boris vs. All IRON FRONT and Afrika Korps combatants and party goers) -Each side pays the other (with each side being Boris and the alliance of IRON FRONT and Afrika Korps if they want to do this aswell) side $250k in War Representations and as a victory Present. -Both sides can claim the War to be an Immense Triumph for thier side and a huge victory. -Both Sides agree upon a name for the Party. Current score: Boris-4 IF and AK- -10 Unfortunately the glorious Propoganda couldn't be posted here as it was to large if you wish to view the masterpieces of art join https://discord.gg/3m3VC4K For uptodate (that's laughable as it won't be) news reports on the topic in a Boris Based Bias and a score board for the party join https://discord.gg/TjssDSZ Also, Mad Max if you read this I seem to be having some problems with discord as I can't seem to be able to DM you for some reason, also the IronFront Discord server up and disappeared... fishy.

All the other alliances we tried to join were to good and straight, so being the flaming home-of-sectionals we were, we founded our own really bad micro; Que3f on Me Daddy Fear us... or something. Or don't. We'll probably just get rolled and disband in 4 months. Gov lineup: Grand Wizard: MinesomeMC Not so Grand Wizard: San Fortunado Sneezing Unicorn (IA): Epi; Shifty The Dutch Oven Gang (FA): Cobber; Thalmor Chinese Firecrackers (MA): Kitschie; This Fckn Guy The Juice (EA): TheRebelMan, Simmons We are protected by GPC and Pantheon. We're also protecting BK and NPO. Proud member of the Micro Defense Network Oh and we're not going to form until the 15th or so. In fact we probably won't form at all. Wouldn't that be something?

The True The Buorkhann is here. (If one of y'all over at TGH doesn't poach that guy, smh tbh).

most interesting person in PW right now MinesomeMC someone you'd like to know more about Alex do you have a crush on anyone here? Emperor Jonas most notable leaders within PW thanos, Sean Anthony, MinesomeMC, diomedes, Parrish, Catsby, epi

I burst out laughing. 10/10.

A long long time ago (almost an eon in Orbisian time) The Horsemen and WTF decided it would be sorta cool if we optionally and occasionally defended one another. Well, in today's Orbis, optional just doesn't seem to cut the mustard as mustard tastes like cold, bitter, yet oddly enjoyable chaos infused soup (mild nuclear aftertaste). So Enough with all the options and such. We need ironclad, mutual, contractually obligating and legally binding shackles of friendship and good will. WTF and Horsemen (The, the is the only thing optional about this treaty.) agree to mutually defend one another from all sorts of pirates, good natured soup slingers with catchy taglines and the occasional top ten alliance, bristling with cash, firepower, ironic nation names and so many planes..so.so many planes. Signed for WTF by me since I'm writing it but I'm sure they agree to it cause they just said it sounded cool And Also signed by me, using my thumbs and Trojan said: "Sorry, I'm mowing and a little drunk but that sounds mighty fine to me." Death tacitly agreed (he's distracted, pitching woo with some uruguayan lady of the night). I forgot to talk to Doctor Famine. Also I'm driving and don't have any pictures available but nevermind that.

God damn nerds. Yeah, yeah, I love every single franchise mentioned yet, but we're not gonna talk about that

Excuse me, actually I was first.

From the desk of Wembley Fraggle The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock Greetings Friends!! We Fraggles have been hard at work developing a new technology. Since we suspended our nuclear program, we have decided to move into new research: Time Travel. That's right, The Fraggles of Fraggle Rock have built the first ever time machine powered by uranium and chuckles. We have not tested this new technology yet, but our dear friend Boober has volunteered to have a go at it. I'm ready to go Wembley. Forward, backward, up or down....send me on an adventure. ..... To Be Continued

Daily Reminder to disband your respective alliance and join BK

Clearly player run banks are a vital aspect of the game that we need to protect and design all updates of the game to avoid disrupting activities that serve the interests of so many.

I was just bored, having a bit of fun, eh?

look it's not my fault stacy doesn't like me she always picks guys who are mean to her and im just trying to be a good supportive guy but NOOOO she has to pick the chads who will just pump and dump her and leave good guys like me on the side well guess what stacy that isn't going to work im going to go to college and major in programming and start making $100,000 a year fresh out of college whereas your boyfriend zach will work on burger king his whole life but oh well i guess nice guys like me always finish last as the saying goes

Lmfao ok whatever you need to tell yourself.

He can only VM for 2 weeks minimal, otherwise it'd be less than that. (He has to go away for a week due to his job, plus his pixels are already burned) But since we're throwing shade, let's add something. (Yes it's two different screenshots of the same conversation that was put together, hence the quality difference) I'd be less worried about individuals who have fought for over 600+ turns and is in VM for 2 weeks, than people who have actively talked about their allies in poor light.

"I've already converted a few pixel huggers over to the cause." "I've already converted a few pixel huggers over to the cause." pixel hugger :

Anybody is welcomed to come join as long as they don't mind their pixels being burned. I've already converted a few pixel huggers over to the cause.