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For ages we have suffered the oppression of the Knights Now it is time for payback. Esquire Templar Exists and recognizes hostilities with the Knights Templar Let the war of Independence begin!

KT please crush this rebellion as soon as possible. We don't need this spreading and the Enterprise getting any grandiose ideas for independence.

RECOGNITION OF HOSTILITIES A goofy looking idiot walked up the warped domain. He walked through the streets of Empyrea seeming like he had no clue where he was heading. He knew exactly where he was going, months of being in such a place had filled him with knowledge of those around. He noticed many trying to catch his eye, yet he avoided eye contact. He moved quite flamboyantly, swaying side to side to portray either sexual interest or a drunken stupor. Yet his goal was not that, it seemed like he moved for naught, but he danced to his target. Eventually, he was apprehended, being far too close to the leaders curtains. He glanced at those who gripped both of his arms. He recognized them. Perfect. He smirked towards the two of them. They gripped his arms tighter, fearing that he was going to break free. Yet he made no such move. “I seek thine Gods.” “Thee who seeks our Gods be foolish.” “I shan’t repeat myself, nor stay long.” “Our Gods grow restless. Speak your peace or leave.” “The Royalist, the man who shan’t respond but hears everything, I have important news.” “Why do I behold this jester?” The gloryful James stood in all of his beauty, his face like chiseled gold, and his shirt allowed the top of his chest to show, allowing the world to see the bricks that built up under patches of hair. “I came to bruit rumors about allies long misguided.” “Shall we seek men to levy? Or tear thee asunder?” “I am but a man who is baseborn. You shan’t fear of my lies as I’m already afraid of the sooth.” “What is the benefit of trusting thee.” “War is brewing. Armies come hither. Their armies are prepared to ambuscade.” “Who dare approach the mighty Empyreans?” The Royalist had arrived and he wanted an answer and so his voice resounded through the halls and the other Empyreans, sans James himself, couldn’t help but fall to their knees. Yet, this the intruder stood tall, without the two people who were guarding his arm. Now he moved flamboyantly once again. Moving his arms in non-aggressive motions while he spoke the truth. “Esquire Templar has declared war on the Knights Templar.” “What was the casus belli?” “Recently, Keegoz has partook in treating his handmaids like strumpets. Just yesterday two were declared dead on the spot.” “So, war it is.” “But whose side will we join, Royalist?” James asked, he always asked too many questions. “Esquire Templar, this will be the last of KT being corrupt.” The Royalist responded, his voice as steel as the weapons he carried. “Certainly so. I bid you all adieu, I shall return with news when it happens.” “Halt. It would be a misconception of yours if thee thinks he can leave.” James responded. The man gave one final curtsy. Catching the Chaos Lord Kyle’s eyes when he did so. After that, he vanished without a trace. “Who has the gall?” James questioned, forcing Empyreans further into the ground under the oppressive feeling of James’ anger. “The man whom the world forgot.” TLDR: EMPYREA DECLARES WAR ON KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, AS THEY ARE A BLOODY JOKE.

Eventually this will go full 360 and when KT, TGH and the whole merry band actually go to war no one will believe them till it is to late. That day is when they achieve meme god status and it will be glorious.

KT man bad

Thanks @Squeegee for the idea

I had to check web md to make sure I wasn't having a stroke after reading this thread. I am pretty sure its just cancer.

KT man bad

Samuel. Remove your message. We shan't let the opposition prey upon such knowledge.

yikes

Yeah don't bring me into this you absolute mong

And so, this is how our friendship ends... Fare thee well, Empyrea...

Death to KT!

No well, that's what I like to call the Arrgh badge of honor. The one above I just showed is when a religious college student goes into the wrong neighborhood lol

Wait is KT serious, your not meming this. Pathetic, #ThalmorCoupKT #KTManBad

>rerolls >gets accepted on trial period, regardless of the fact he lied about his identity >constantly breaks raiding rules >gets kicked >plots against KT >gets rolled for it You're a special kind of autist, Shadow. So is Panzer (another guy that was kicked months ago). Have fun getting rolled.

No, you got it all wrong. They have to be our protectorate first, THEN we declare on them. It's a prerequisite.

Boring.

Wonderful, wonderful.

I'm getting deja vu from the recognition of hostilities with the Center of Offbeat Powers: Posts warchest and challenges KT.

Scanning treaties..... oh no..... I had so much hope.... *cries a little* transmission ended....

Only fight that will happen will be between KT chromosomes.

Hoohrah

What’s better, being a pixelhugger and not being shy about it, or hiding it behind bigger alliances?

With copious amounts of potatoes and our daily dose of light opiates imported, the next step was a trip to the frontier for some sweet music. With plenty of instruments, but no measurable sense of musical talent, it was time out to outsource the entertainment... Chasing the sunset, the chariots rode west across the desert towards the bright boomtowns of Frontier Records: Rule I of the West: Non-Aggression One must never steal or ride a man’s horse, since it’s as bad as making love to his wife. On account of not paying attention to the world, the Egyptians have no clue what ‘horses’ are, but agree wholeheartedly. No horses, or their dromedary equivalent, will be stolen from each other. Rule II of the West: Mutual Defence One must stay loyal to those you ride with and help out a friend in need - braggarts who drink on duty and cowards who aren’t worth their salt have no place on the frontier. Both parties therefore agree to intervene to assist the other in their defence against aggressors, militarily and politically. Rule III of the West: Intelligence Sharing If the hieroglyphs are on the wall, the pyramids start rumbling, and either party is made aware of any information that affects the security of the other signatory, they hereby agree to transfer all relevant information as soon as reasonably possible. Rule IV of the West: Non-Chaining Once again, as two parties who totally condemn slavery, both signatories agree that the ‘prisoners with jobs’, should be free from shackles. As such, in the event that third-party obligations lead to a signatory being attacked, Rule II of the West is deemed optional. Rule V of the West: Cancellation Not all trails lead into the sunset. If either party wishes to terminate the pact, they must provide 72 hours of notice to the other signatory, so they can finish their whiskey, wrap up their sphinx and find the nearest camel. During this period, the effects of this treaty should be considered active. Signed for Egyptian Empire: El Chach, Pharaoh Asierith, Senior Vizier RedPhx, Senior Vizier Signed for Frontier Records: Board of Directors Alexio15 DemonSpawn Tom Riddle tl;dr - Egyptian Empire and Frontier Records sign an MDP

Before I start anything: this idea is probably going to be controversial. Downvote as you wish; I've got the karma to spare and I'm prepared to receive hate and possibly much needed criticism for this idea. I suggest that we implement some sort of automated alliance recruiting bot that runs on credits. This bot would automatically send a message to each new nation created, the contents of which can be specified by the user. To prevent spam from every alliance, it would cost a large amount of credits (10 maybe? More, less?). Thoughts?

That's actually not a terrible idea, even at 10 credits. I can pretty easily afford that out of taxes.

We're just alluring them into a false sense of protection. KT won't know when we actually hit them. We'll hit them, and tell them that we're militarizing to hit a micro. Mwahahahahahhaha ahwahahahfahfa ahaha So, just realized this was public. Darn. Now they know.

Thank you sire.

I be out here shaping the minds of the people.

I've seen worse >_>

Ask Alexio

Uhh... I don't spend much time in the Politics part of this game, I'm more of an '&' guy. Someone want to explain to me what's going on here? Civil war? Feeder alliance attacking mother?

This is hot, I wanked to this

Panzer. Honest question. Have you ever wondered why no one likes you?

You seem pretty confident, but you’re wrong.

War? Time to grab the popcorn and watch ET crush KT.

o.O I didn't realise you were in our alliance chats...

Oh ? As for the mechanics and admin actions... see, Panth would have persisted anyway, they're not THAT weak. If the coup had gone through all the trouble of kicking and banning everyone, then Panth leadership would have simply made a new alliance (though possibly with a different name, which would have made it a much more crushing blow) and pinged/messaged everyone that had been in their alliance to join the new one. And they'd have been better off without their inactive deadweight anyway. Admin did them no favor here, and his action wasn't THAT stupid or unprecedented, so eh, I don't fault sheeps on this one.

You have done well.

iunno man every story I've ever heard about an alliance becoming truly great starts out exactly this way.

Something nobody has actually given me room to talk about: His coup was more or less legit imo, mechanically speaking at least. He played his cards well and pounced on the right sentiments in the right moment. Now, it would have all shattered and fallen apart because (as far as I've seen) he's weak as, but he definitely got to the top in a pragmatically legit way. His absolute lack of follow-through and runaway into VM was just straight up silly though, a complete blunder and laughable. To reiterate: 2/10 micros have done better. And putting Pantheon in a situation that was mechanically irreversible while also sacrificing his "active" involvement in-game made it obvious that this was an amateur and shortsighted ploy. And Pantheon should honestly take stock of this situation and be appropriately embarrassed, being completely honest. I hope and pray they learn a thing or two, and am optimistic about that despite the public's lack of faith in them.

Great. Now I'll never get that song out of my head.

@Alex if you are going to do this, can you at least give each person 2 seperate api keys, one for public apis (war, alliances/nations etc) and one for private apis (alliance members, bank)? I can't grant edit access to my sheets to anyone now because they'll just be able to open up the script editor and look directly at my api key, then use it to pull whatever private alliance api data they like.