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  1. It has been many moons passed since my warriors and allies were sent to chase down the identity thieves of our name. Persistence has paid off though. The sphere that all has come to know as "Vanguard" has been dismantled. The Fake Vanguard, as what we've come to really know them as. They were valiant fighters, clutching to a name that was not theirs to begin with. Achieving "goals" of frustrating the world that we inhabit with their false congruity. Piece by piece, they've been taken down. All Hail The True True Vanguard, for we have won our long battle. May they never come back and take another identity from another in this world.
    37 points
  2. Glad to hear that! What were your goals exactly?
    25 points
  3. “Lady. The message has arrived. Shall I read it?” “No need. I know exactly what it says. They agreed. Brief the others.” “Of course.” Vexz looked over her plans one final time. “You can clean these papers up, Spaceling.” They would be breaking ground on the Church shortly. She was told it would be a great inaugural event, the first of its kind. She wasn’t as excited, but for the most part, she found the Church followers useful enough creatures. Strong backs, didn’t ask too many questions. She hoped to give each of her subjects at least two. “Lady, the delegates have arrived.” “Send them in fifteen minutes. They can wait in the meantime.” The men who entered were a strange looking crew. One was being carried along in a dais, sitting cross legged, with his eyes closed, completely naked. Another was wearing a dashing suit, but she quickly noted mud and rusted blood along its cuffs, a perfect counterpoint to his wry smirk. And the last, for some reason, was counting all the columns in her meeting room, and making notes in a small ledger. “Ripper, Spaceman, Seb.... welcome. I’m so pleased to host you here. And I know you will not have forgotten all the gifts promised to my people.” Ripper spoke quickly: “Of course. Everything is as you asked. I am super polite. Ask anyone.” “That’s… that’s a little weird, but yes, okay, excellent. Thank you. Assuming that those gifts are in order, I am pleased to accept your offer.” Seb spoke next: “Thirty four sub offers. All important. You accept each. This is necessary. Thirty four. No less.” Ripper turned to him: “I apologize, Queen. We will excuse ourselves while you make your arrangements. But if there is anything we can do, please let me know.” The Spaceman laughed, his eyes shooting open, and his hands clapping emphatically. “Wangs. Hilarious!” the attendants around him excitedly fanned him, and he quickly settled back into his trance. Vexz was next to speak: “I don’t see much reason why you will need to stay much longer. If I need something, I will let you know, and I trust you will be able to handle it.” she smiled, and looked at the handsome Spacelings that had been provided her, and the first shipment of Goomy nudes being dumped onto the front of her meeting room. She noted Bezzers carrying the first shipment: the whip and nail marks were healing nicely, and he meekly looked away. “This will do, for now. Your colony is established, and you, of course, are totally in charge.” Ripper smiled a thousand-watt grin as his own offering of nudes fell through his shaking hands. “I’m in charge!”. tl;dr "Men will do pretty much anything if you let them think they are in charge"
    18 points
  4. I sexually Identify as an Polaris. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being triggered and kicking people from my discord server. People say to me that a person being a Polaris is Impossible and I’m fricking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install weak ass members, bad leadership and sensitive frickers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Polar” and respect my right to be a weakling. If you can’t accept me you’re a polaphobe and need to check your alliance privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
    15 points
  5. Vanguard leadership met today and decided to dissolve the Vanguard-bloc treaties that we signed with each other. We will continue to be MDP level allies, and until we decide to upgrade our previous treaties, those that we previously had with each other will continue to stand. This was quite the adventure, and we met our goals with success. May our friendship continue into the future, whatever it has in store for us.
    10 points
  6. 9 points
  7. Are you in a large alliance? Find out if you're trash. Take the Trash Level Test Here.
    8 points
  8. Wait, who's NPO? They sound like a micro. Why did the Dark Brotherhood sign them. Why does Thanos fear this, what happened to Keegoz (The leader of Hyperborea), where is cool guy Buorhann (Five time leader of Rose, and current leader of KT), where is Epi,(the leader of Dark Brotherhood), this gives me too many questions.
    8 points
  9. Now The TRUE Vanguard can shine.
    7 points
  10. I'm not concerned, but I am alarmed.
    7 points
  11. And so the mighty Empire of Bo begins. One by one all shall fall to his might, his devine instinct and ability to shred unicorns. @Critters feed Bo another unicorn in celebration. @Spaceman Thrax ready the wangs. @Black Rook book the hotel room and make sure it's sound proofed. @Maia sharpen your blades. @Bhuto get counting. @Ebeezy git gud playboi look where we @ now u gone be clapped. Thank you.
    6 points
  12. Guess its time for you to join BK max, atleast according to your review
    6 points
  13. Hello boys and girls, today we're going to be investigating a dark side of the Orbis-verse, filled with all kinds of dark mysteries and scary propositions. Syndisphere periphery.. So here we have The Syndicate: A bold and beautiful alliance, no doubt. The only thing more green than their theme is their treaty screen. But! ..you might say.. This is nothing new? We always knew about the Syndicate's infatuation for protectorates. Ah! Well that's where.. you'd be wrong young adventurer. Here we have Dark Brotherhood, an alliance protected by the Syndicate. No doubt, another bold and beautiful alliance. Now our dear DB protects the Church of Atom. ...which is also protected by the Syndicate. So Syndicate has a protectorate which protects their protectorate. But wait.. You think we were done? The Church of Atom protects Alpha. So the Syndicate not only likes when their protectorates protect their protectorates, they also like when the protectorates protected by their protectorates which they protect, also have protectorates. But we're not even done yet... Alpha protects the Animal Farm ..Which is also protected by Church of Atom. So not only does the Syndicate like when the protectorates protected by their protectorates which they protect also have protectorates, they also like when the protectorates protected by their protectorates which they also protect have protectorates which have protectorates that they protect. Oh yeah.. and the protectorates protected by their protectorates which they also protect that have protectorates which have protectorates that they protect have a random MDoAP with TRF, just to make things more clear. if you listen into the distance you can clearly hear dying hyperventilating hippo sounds. So finally, this is what this rabbit hole looks like:
    5 points
  14. Goals= Not to have any goals and disband #just_polaris_things
    5 points
  15. 5 points
  16. You basically just called everyone garbage the whole time... I like it ?
    5 points
  17. 1 treaty to rule them all 1 treaty to find them 1 treaty to bring them all And in the darkness bind them
    4 points
  18. 4 points
  19. Just like the game did for secret treaties!
    4 points
  20. New Pacific Order protects Dark Brotherhood for the time being. If this should concern or alarm you in some way, do not hesitate to let me know. Thank you.
    3 points
  21. Bo is short for Bocephus our great savior. Pay some respect you heathen.
    3 points
  22. Hail the almighty and omniscient Bo!
    3 points
  23. We here in space appreciate your comment about us being children in special education. Please check the games terms and conditions to review the minimum age allowed to play the game in order to better inform your opinion of us. Additionally, in the 'Chronicals of Bo', it is said that: "He who claims to be inspired is truly the insipid. He claims to sedate is truly the irate. He claims to be small of wang is the greatest wang of all." By stating your opinion of us, you chose to position yourself as a judge of character. This is subtle positioning, putting yourself in a position of authority over we special education children. From this we can infer you are actually someone who indeed feels himself inferior to special education children. Why it is you decided to inform us of this fact is beyond even our greatest minds, but we shall endeavour to please you. Now we shall drop to our knees to please Bo, and you may benefit. In the name of Bo we pray for salvation.
    3 points
  24. 3 points
  25. This is the most Thrax thing ever. I give it 10/10! Also congrats!!
    3 points
  26. Please don't hurt me master. Your wish is my command.
    3 points
  27. This will be fun.... Congrats, you guys!
    3 points
  28. Brotherhood of the Clouds v10 That got me, I laughed pretty hard.
    3 points
  29. Are you saying Mongols were stopped by a Polish Mario? I may have to sign a MDP with the German Bowser then.
    2 points
  30. Now someone bring out @Radoje and @Balish. I think us warriors deserve to see some fine twerking dancing and singing at the camp fire tonight. Bring out the drinks and party to your heart's content! We all deserve this victory!
    2 points
  31. 2 points
  32. I believe t$ are cognitive of their current protectorate situation. I know Kayser was looking at reevaluating to ensure that the protectorates and t$ are in the best possible situation while also trying to improve the health of Orbis. With that said, this thread is awesome and hilarious. 10/10 Rado.
    2 points
  33. I can 100% confirm that The Syndicate is just a vacant parking lot without Partisan, and we'll collapse like a house of unusually shitty cards if you hit us. Please do not knock over my house of unusually shitty cards.
    2 points
  34. 2 points
  35. Uncle says, “I will guide you along the best pathway for your life. I will advise you and watch over you."
    2 points
  36. Every alliance in this game is trash though... ...except for Arrgh, but they're not really an alliance. They're just taking out the trash.
    2 points
  37. God this is hilarious, I fricking love working with you man @Mad Max
    2 points
  38. I am glad I am not the only one who refers to BoC by the version number
    2 points
  39. @Radoje let's coordinate protectorate agreements so we can draw a dick with the treaty chart
    2 points
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