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Nerdsphere, comprised of The Commonwealth, Grumpy Old Bastards, Guardian, The Knights Radiant, and Tesla, admit defeat to Chadsphere (Coalition A), comprised of too many alliances to bother listing, and would like to congratulate Chadsphere on their hard fought victory. In addition, we’d like to make the following announcements: We recognize the Church of Atom as the official Church of Atomism here in Orbis Grumpy Old Bastards would like to admit that they do not know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch It is our sincerely and dearly held belief, now and forever, that Clarke did nothing wrong The full terms of peace can be found here. /s/ The Commonwealth Prime Minister: Purplemoon/Yui Minister of the Interior: Lionstar Minister of Finance: Sphinx Minister of Foreign Affairs: Purplemoon/Yui Minister of Defense: Sven Shieldmaker Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs: CuppyCakeYums Bot Overlord: Printer365 (Hi Saxplayer!) /s/ Grumpy Old Bastards Cantankerous: Sweeeeet Ronny D Crotchety: Samwise, Presidential /s/ Guardian Memph JtTeE Synthesis Grim /s/ The Knights Radiant Queen of the Heralds: Adrienne Prince of the Heralds: Schirminator Herald of War: Benfro Herald of Growth: Schirminator Herald of Internal Affairs: Sojourner Ghostbloods: GoldyHammer, Radoje /s/ Tesla

Congrats to all who fought in this war! It was fun breaking every record in the books! Great working with people who are normally across the aisle and to Nerdsphere (lol) for the fight they put up.

Slacker.

Per our agreement, Grumpy is proudly announcing its need to take a NAP, because we are old and NAPs are the highlight of our day. We invite Guardian and TKR to pull up on the recliner, and sofa, first come first serve guys, and take a NAP with us, because you are our friends and friends NAP together. That is all. -SRD

This is too nice of a surrender thread. I want the salt, the hating on Inst and Noctis. Where is it??? Dissapointed

Written by JKell and Kev (Verse 1) I was cruising on the forums when out the corner of my eye I saw several pings just for me. They said I need to get some things off my chest and can you please help me come clean Now Here are some logs, it’s time to lift the fog of the coalition conspiracy Crack a knuckle, type it out, it’s time to light it up and blow the lid off this thing (Chorus) Well there ain’t no rest for the Shifty, leaks don’t come easy I got plots to foil, I’ve got micros to kill there ain’t nothing in this world that’s safe No I can’t slow down, I can’t hold back although I know you wish I could No there ain’t no rest for the Shifty, until we destroy Orbis for good (Verse 2) Not even fifteen minutes later after submitting the post When I saw the shadow of a Hippo creep out of sight And then it swept up from behind, it slapped me in the face It started speaking about SJW shadow fights It said, “Racist bounty posts is what they are they are claiming But I don’t think that makes much sense” I told him, “I will post your claim, in an anonymous way but first What other leaks have you got that are nice? OH (Verse 3) Well now a couple hours past and I was chatting in my server The leaks were slowing down and I started to bore And so I went through some thoughts and counted idea And what I came up with I was pretty sure I’ll make my own alliance and fill it with my adoring fans And will persevere through all this strife. But then I realized that leaks they are forbidden Oh yes, my protectorate controls my life

Peace in our time! It’s been an honor fighting you guys and I’m just glad this is all over ?

This is what happens when we stop teaching cursive in schools.

Yay! Next time...even more ponies!

On the road again! That was a Great! stopover in Empyrea. We were welcomed in with open arms and a bustling Discord server. Their community is always active whether spurred by their Question of the Day, friendly atWar games, or spitting fire in their #rap-battle channel. When we approached their alliance, I wasn't sure to expect. Would it be a shell of Roz Wei? Would they take the same intentionally inflammatory position he held in his day? I was pleasantly surprised to see that they have, in fact, begun to develop a distinctly Empyrean culture in their community. Overall, this has been a very positive start to our journey. While we didn't quite click enough to settle down, I'll definitely look back on this week with fond memories. One unexpected development - while we were there, we heard one of the most beautiful pieces of musical genius ever created. Our good friend Joshua Keller was spitting fire in Empyrea's studio. Over some hot soup one night, we mentioned our plans to mosie on down the trail on the Hobo Express. He jumped at the opportunity to get out and see the world, write a couple songs, and kick back while the winds of fate decided his course. While it's no easy thing to leave your friends behind, we're super stoked to have Josh come along with us. One guy can only take Kev's Beerhoe impression for so many hours! We're off to Bad Company to revisit our old stomping grounds and catch up with good friends in that neck of the woods. Maybe Josh could record a track while we're there! As always, tune into Great Job! with Kev and Charlie on Friday nights at 11PM Central. Keep track of your favorite hobos, catch up on current events, and meet cool people. See you there! Orbis Weekly: https://discord.gg/6THxUyx

Introduction Rough Riders and the Afrika Korps hereby pronounce the Church of Plot the one and only true church. All other forms of religion are forms of heresy. May this pact push both of our alliances and beliefs forward into the future. Article 1 - Sovereignty When Daddy Don and Uncle Tom smoke their cigars, they shall not be disturbed until they put their cigar down. Article 2- No Touchie The Korps and the Riders will respect eachother’s property. There will be no cattle grazing on eachother’s land. Article 3- Defense Should either of us come under attack, we vow to come to the other’s aid. If you %&$# yourself; it's your own damn fault and the right is reserved to choose to help but it's highly encouraged. Article 4 - Intelligence Both signatories agree that all vital information regarding Plot and TiTTies must be shared via the Church of Plot. There will be no lack of intel on these matters. Article 5 - Church of Plot and States Should the separation of church and states be necessary, there will be a 48 hour notice prior to it’s official separation. All saved and recorded forms of Plot will be secured in our respective vaults. TLDR: Afrika Korps and Rough Riders sign a MDP.

Guardian govt approves of this message.

Unpopular opinion time. Guardian and Grumpy it was an honor fighting you. Nothing but respect from me. Good luck in the rebuild.

IT'S GRUM....

8 months of war in a year, thank you Adrienne, let's take a break now, I didn't made a city in a year Cute pony btw

The Commonwealth and Competency is probably the biggest rivalrly here.

Good, strong, professional alliances fight long wars. Weak alliances can't. We've reached a stage of the game where a lot of the fat has been boiled off and a few bad rounds aren't that intimidating.

Who's Nzaeem? There's no spin required, the story writes itself. You can argue it all you want, Fist, but when TFP didn't enter at the start, you decided your entry would be to hit our protectorates, which is the most pathetic entry to a war I've probably ever seen. So, congratulations on hitting our micros while we were engaged, a worthwhile victory indeed. At least our protectorates, including one which had literally just formed a few weeks before the start of this war, managed to weather a three and a half month war while stupidly outnumbered, which is miles ahead of where yours will ever be. Your protectorate is literally asking us for information on peace talks because they weren't hearing anything from you.

I feel honored to have my bot getting nerfed.

Glad to have taken part in this monumental war, even if it was a pathetically small part on my end.

Gob, TKR and guardian, it was an honour fighting ya'll. You showed why people were right to fear you. Happy rebuild yall (other than you zig u suk)

What do you think is silly, Fist? The idea that various perspectives exists or the fact that you fail to see it is necessary to have. You cannot be so self-righteous to believe that what you done wouldn't be considered no different than what Dusty did. If you are than you need to open that box you call a mind and grab a clue.

In accordance to Article 3 section 5? https://docs.google.com/document/d/16OWiHKPuD967430C808te1qMJyXxqNdHs4nzyF2_F5U/edit?usp=drivesdk

“We have secured peace in our time”-neville chamberlain

About time. @Buorhann Where is that show you promised that would go up after the war ended?

Dont let the bed bugs bite

Go back to sleep old man. The future is now.

KillzBob news network are here to report that we have video proof of thalmor. previous leader of knights of Templar being unholy and not Christian like. this might come to a shock to some of you. I I also hate doing this leaking that my own government. would take Part in such things I condemn them.

I think if we look at the past, and the wars, the shorter wars were fought by weak alliances as you said: TFP, AIM, etc. And the longer wars were fought by, well, just look at the history. Lol. I think this supports your claim.

As a general reminder about how term 1 of the peace accords affects Grumpy, people seem to be under the impression that grumpy's name is supposed to be changed to grumpy. This however is false, as grumpy refers only to grumpy, but not grumpy, as grumpy is the acronym of grumpy, and the term only affected the acronym. As such, to say that grumpy is grumpy is wrong, and to demand that grumpy change grumpy to grumpy on top of changing grumpy to grumpy falls outside of the scope of the treaties signed by grumpy in order to end the war between grumpy and Coalition A. Grumpy's name is not grumpy, and though below grumpy on grumpy's alliance page says grumpy in accordance to the treaty that demands that grumpy changes grumpy to grumpy, this still does not mean that grumpy is grumpy. All it is is that grumpy's acronym grumpy has been changed to grumpy in accordance to the treaty signed by grumpy ending grumpy's war with Coalition A, and has no bearing up grumpy having been changed to grumpy alongside grumpy being changed to grumpy. I hope this clarifies things up to everyone @Ockey5.

Cannot wait for the movie. Thanks @Dr Rush!

5/10 not scroll-y enough

Article VIII is too punitive....SyndIQ is clearly trying to break EMC with that term.... how could you??? @Yui @Ripper

Thanks guys, but this has to be in an announcement, not a post. xD And if you have some time, try to type it and proof-read it once. Besides this shows the level of Guardian's intellectuality.

Nice memes, lol. Good game guys.

There's no NAP.

Idk man I think this war would have gone on longer had we made them change it from Grumpy to Happy

It was a fun war, thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqjoZ0MlWyk Have fun rebuilding everyone!

Congratulations to all of you who took part it’s been fun!

Arrgh terms were voluntarily withdrawn.

Glad nothing got accomplished, damn this game is the literal definition of insanity.

Thanks for all the loot and wars. Twas fun!

I must say I figured id regret opening this thread but

You can calm down there. You may not like it when people bring up what you done to regain control of Pantheon in a negative light. We get it that in your eyes you rode in as a white knight to save an alliance making death noises. That is your perspective. Others have the view that you took advantage, done the alliance dirty, no different than what you are claiming DustyDart done. So instead of coming out here beating your chest, trying to climb the podium of higher morality over the cesspool, you can reflect how your alliance can be a better protector and train your little minions. Let's be honest you have obligation to ensure their success which you failed. OOC: Many of those people you view as toxic have been extremely helpful with the micro I belong too. You might forget that we are all playing characters in this game. Some people are villains while others are heroes. If people are choosing to walk away from the game because they cannot understand this than they were truly never playing the game. Like it or not the game is called politics & war. Not arts & crafts. So being able to have various opinions and drama is good for the game overall. If you and others wise to take a moral position than we need players to take the immoral stance. It's already a boring game where nothing happens so grab your crew and I'll grab mine so we can have a good old politic drama fight in public. Let's make PnW great again.

@The God Emperor of Mankind You can't be sirius. You do realize that your protectorate's government quit the game after 5 members of our coalition countered them, and than when the next government came in charge they couldn't get peace and eventually gave up all together. You're arguing a fallacy because you can't keep track of your own protectorate. They declared war on Nova, shit their pants after a few counters and than gave up when they stopped believing in their protector. I can't even fathom that you're trying to argue morality. You had an ally that saw you ditch one night when you lost your target sheets, than dragged your dying alliance and postponed dropping you for 6 months, had you in their government and took you in as a friend, and even sat next to you to help resolve your internal squabble with TCW, only to have you hit our protectorates when us and them were both pinned down. You killed your own protectorates through mismanagement, don't blame this on Dusty, and don't pull EMC into whatever joke you call your leadership.

The irony in this comment is hilarious from you.