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Solar Knights DOE Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony. Both parties have agreed at the courthouse behind the middle school past oak street not the old the one by the midget graveyard. As one ship sails the open seas in search of another to one day dock together as one. So shall these two in time become one. Often one wonders to see how this all began. It started as a dreary day SpongeBob was marched through the brothel saw William Wallace and said “dibs.” William Wallace looked into SpongeBob's sponge holes and thought “This will do.” Through their love they voluntary made a Marriage Certificate so they can share their shit and lessen their tax burdens. William Wallace promised to disclose his personal whiskey recipe and SpongeBob promised to disclose his STD results. Any offspring produced from this union shall be given to the winner of single combat jello wrestling. Both parties are required to share a room at least twice a week and alternating weekends as for the off chance this mess somehow doesn’t kill them. In the event of plague the non infected individual shall shoot the other out of a cannon into a dormant volcano. Any animals with more than two legs shall belong to SpongeBob while animals with two legs shall remain in the hands of William Wallace. Both parties promise to never give each other up, let each other down. Never run around the other, and desert them. To never make each other cry, never gonna say goodbye and to never tell lies and hurt each other. Marriage Certificate This Certificate certifies the union between SpongeBob and William Wallace. Both parties agree that they will remain faithful, will trust in each other, and to never go behind the others back. Until death to they part this certificate is hereby bound by the word of god. Officiator: Pontifex Atomicus William Wallace: SpongeBob SquarePants: William Wallace SpongeBob SquarePants Wedding Party: Kiwilliam, Paul Warburg, Raiden Baker, Napoleon Gallo, Snjar Dreki, FROG5TAR, Stadius, Thew

Nah, didn't you see. We ran off scared after beating their counters :P They saw that and decided to merge into that superior alliance clearly.

>Minesome does unnecessary posts hurr durr. >Well ima do an unnecessary post talking about minesome's unnecessary posts. Shit. They coming after him. Lets say I dont have any connection to him.

Tfw ur protectorate gets rekt cause u can't protect it. So instead of getting a different protector, they merge. Well then....

Yall got me good lmao

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What is this?

@TheShadow is also as retarded, dont listen to him

@TheRebelMan is retarded Don't listen to him kek

Someone knows what's up. That's why you're leadership. Rebel pay attention. I have a lot of confidence in you ?

Someone catch that bouquet

You’re gonna be leaking lots of stuff after we’re done with you

TKR never had a vote. What you were looking at is a TCW poll that only 18 members participated in. The screenshots on the video I posted were all from the same date, and were all one after another. The song, sadly, only has a certain amount of run time, and than it ends lol. Adding another 20 screenshots just for the sake of making the point last longer would ruin the joke, you can hardly read them as it is unless you pause.

I made a bunch of smol, minimalist circles to represent alliances. I started working on these over 6 months ago (@Radoje posted a version of the top 40 alliances a while back) but since the year is ending I got motivation to re-do a version of the current top 40, as well as a bunch of other ones. Anyway, here's the current top 40. War flags were used where applicable and holiday flags were avoided with the exception of Arrgh. I tried to avoid meme flags but for Acadia I'm not sure if the noodley boi is a legitimate flag or not but I put it in anyway. Thanks to Rado for fixing the TKR one and to a bunch of TGH people for helping fix the Rose circle. Here's everything else I've done in an imgur album, including the non-war versions of war flags (ex. NPO, Guardian), alternate flags (ex. Acadia), old versions (ex. KT), and dead or rebranded alliances (ex. Roz Wei, AIM). They're all 100x100 px. Feel free to use these wherever you'd like, but please don't take credit for them. Also, obligatory happy new years~ hope y'all had lots of fun. apologies for butchering durm's flag but i didn't know how to represent it : ( please forgive

Can't even vote for myself, turns not having a nation leaves you out in some points.

I did my part in voting for none of the people who should win in any category. #boycottyearlyawards

The difference is he attacked bank thief's alliance, not 3 nations one. Should i not hit a thief just because he is weak? Meanwhile these people downdeclared a micro because they were paid to do this, it's not hard to see who has better CB.

We could add lumber to the game as a resource, It could be like food, meaning when you set up a lumber mill you can produce 1 ton per day per 1000 land (the reason this is so low is because of its use, which I will talk about next) you could have up to 3 lumber mills per city. and lumber could be on all continents, but maybe more plentiful on some than on others, like how south america has more trees so obviously would produce most lumber, so maybe like 1.5 tons per day per 1000 land, and australia which I assume has the least amount of trees would only produce like .5 tons per day per 1000 land. Lumber could be used as infra. 1 ton of lumber could equal 1 infra, or maybe 10 tons could equal 1 infra, or something like that, making it valuable in that sense, but also you could make fortifying in wars a little better by allowing people to build walls in military, maybe 1 ton per wall and every 10 walls equals 1 resistance added during a fortify, up to like 25 or something. This is a rough draft, please add any suggestions, or just post your thoughts on the subject... Update: we could also add a premium refined resource such as titanium, which can be used to create things like more efficient air force planes. so we could add a second tier of military, soldiers, and special ops, special ops could cost more and maybe some steel for weapons, but are more effective, also could maybe take up the same space as 2 soldiers. Tanks, and (Enter the name of a really powerful tank here) really powerfull tank could cost more steel, or maybe some sort of premium version of lead, like maybe kevlar could me a premium refined resource from lead. jets, and B-52s B-52s could cost more and use titanium which is refined steel, or maybe used when you refine steel and alluminum, you get titanium, or something of this sort. Private investigators, and spies, Private investigators are cheaper, but less effective. and I'm still about the wood Idea too, maybe wood could be refined into charcoal using coal and wood, and it would burn cleaner than coal, and reduce pollution. another idea for a refinement of wood would be paper, maybe for 100 paper, per day early you want to change your domestic or war policyyou can. so if I wanted to change war policy, and I had changed it two days earlier, I could change it for 300 paper. Just a bunch of ideas, please consider, and discuss the good and bad about my idea(s)

Didn't notice your English skills were equally as bad as your skills in war.

Dude me and him are still mates, you guys really like sucking up to someone who also was an a**hole. Have fun rolling a micro, but I'm not removing my stance on diomedes. Hes been a dick to me for years.

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Hello, I am new to the forums and can't wait to meet everyone.

If by jimmy's being rustle, you mean confused by how dumb you were, then yes. But by all means, try to dig yourself out of the dumb hole you've found yourself in by claiming I'm mad. It will surely work and everyone will be fooled.

Hey everyone Just joined the game and wanted to say hi. Look forward to getting to know you all.

These violent delights have violent ends. Wheeeeew.

It's not in the Foreign Affairs section. It's called role-playing. By the way, Hit-Girl does have mental issues, but not any retardation symptoms. I didn't know that Kickass was a children's movie. Kids these days must really love gore.

Elaborated raiding with some induced drama xD

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Merge into BK when? ?

No that's shiftys job

Good Luck.

meta brah, really meta.

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wheeeeeeeeeeew

What did he steal, 2 dollas?

Did you just DoW a 3 nation alliance Go ragnorok I guess woo ?

no u canada is just 5 ice rinks surrounded by bears

The Canadian representative would be taken from the airport in a darkened sedan for her and her escort. Police would drive them to the former Palace of Westminster. Representatives from Pakistan, India, Australia, Nigeria, New Zealand, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka were waiting outside of the palace with the Premier, Jeremy Corbyn. Upon the arrival of Canadian officials, they shook hands and Corbyn lead the way towards a large room inside of Westminster screaming brown with the wood of the area, while gold and blue from the flag of the Commonwealth were introduced into the decor of the room. The representatives were placed on each designated seat with a small sign on their part of the desk spelling the name of their nation. Grand Commissar Corbyn started speaking into the microphone: "Welcome to all whom came to this historically important meeting for all members present. You may know or may not know what the purpose of this gathering is. There might be assumptions for the matter, but to put it in simple terms, the crown is no more in power of the home islands of the British Empire or United Kingdom, whichever you prefer, and with that the bond between the Kingdom and it's former colonies has been severed. I have invited you to promote, it is a recommendation, a beneficial for all, you don't need to accept it. I want that the bond is reconstructed. The Commonwealth Association, TCA for short, is there for that. I am going to list the basic terms for this organisation, I'd like to mention that discussion for details and change for specific terms is allowed. The list goes as follows..." Corbyn fixes his glasses and looks at a document, continuing to speak, "First, on the matter of military affairs, all states share a mutual defense pact, an attack on one state is an attack on all. Second, all states are advised to support each other economically in a case of emergency Third, there are no tariffs and reduced prices for import and export affairs. Next, visa-less travel and lastly, cooperation between each nations secret agencies in need. That goes for sharing of intel when a members interests or safety are at stake. From now on, feel free to comment, add, remove, or just agree and sign."

Except TCE

The best thing is their first move on me was to missile my 280 infra city

THE PIG IS BACK!!!

So I just took a look at NPO stats. The war is on track to break $900 billion in damages soon (sitting around $893.5 billion last I checked). Do I hear a $1 trillion?

Got removed for being literally retarded. Still, as much as I'm hated by community in general, I'm still very positive on my rep on forums, so I must be saying something right. You on the other hand are not just downvoted by your opposition for being retarded, you're also not being backed up by your own people, cause even they disagree with most shit you say.