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  1. Happy Spacemas! On this day, which has been hallowed since yesterday, we anoint ourselves with ceremonial spacetallow and go on chemical-assisted journeys across the cosmos. We offer you the gift of Spacemas, the holiday that you can celebrate by just kinda doing whatever, then deciding it’s holy. Our commune’s members wish you swift solar winds, and have been diligently carrying out the holy rites throughout the past year: Seb has been covering his nude body with powdered gold, and then rolling about in a pile of defunct currencies. Albus Dumbledore has been spoiling books for children. Ripper has been quietly expanding his family of Greek warriors, and carefully watching his calendar for some reason that is probably totally benign. Cazaric has been admiring his own body inside his newly completed mirrored wangcube. Azrimalos has been teaching his kids the TRUE meaning of Christmas (pain). Gideon Lorr is retrieving church relics from the compound mystery spot. Critters has been buying an altogether unreasonable amount of ammunition, and designing Bo’s all-hippy diet. Redarmy has been absorbing government cynicism and redecorating his festive gulag. Goomy has been just generally being more sane than anyone else in the Church, which is disconcerting in itself. Spaceman Thrax has found a new kind of adhesive to huff for the holiday season. W has been boycotting Spacemas because he doesn’t like the regional dub. Utz has been decorating his truck with a festive napalm launcher. Joe Stupid has been contemplating the nature of stupidity, and making his peace with the venerable, volcano-dwelling imbecile spirits. Bloody Boatmen has been staying with the bloody boat. Nietzschelloo has been preparing the butt roast, which is just a butt. Snuffles has been pooping all over the yard. Katie has been g8, tbh, unlike BOYS (rme, smh). Captain Bezzers has been literally simulating the deaths of everyone else on this list. CPT Nixon has been stockpiling bacon for the new year. Ichabod Crane is continuing his one-man war against modernity. TheSnipe has been taunting Hades’ soul and celebrating his final victory. Lene Hau has upped her toll rates as the villagers begin to catch on. Black Rook is more than prepared for this stupid year to finally die. Syrano is quietly plotting his revenge. Master Antony is spending more time in his skull garden. Burnchurch has been wondering when he is old enough to get his share of wisdom, and assuring the rest of us his name is just a cheerful homage. Abbas Mehdi is celebrating another year of no one figuring out who put Xenu up to it. Maia has been decorating the Spacemas vestibule with cheerful blood splatters. Bradley Davis has been hiding in his shell and not escorting scorpions. Torshiro Mifune is bringing Uncle’s word to the heathen people of Saturn. Jack is hunting down his doppelgangers for a climactic showdown. Luke is currently between universes, and cannot take your call. Steuart Geharon is fitting in way too well, and it’s frightening. Packanimal is saving up to finance another round of name changes. Lord of Puns is trying to figure out how you make a pun out of a holiday that is already a totally made up word. Malinok swears the place looked like that when he got here. Vexz better celebrate, or we’ll never let her out of the basement. Ezio Auditore has been wondering why he got himself into this. Happy Spacemas, from our family to yours! TL:DR: Hope everyone's having a good holiday season! Also: goofy stuff.
    16 points
  2. I have come by to just say this tfw ur mum is a This was all made in good intention and satire with no meaning to offend any party, aka I consent to be given a warning point uwu
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  3. "What does the government hide from us?"
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  4. It was nightmare! She was screaming all the way ? But I couldn't let @Bezzers down with his Spacemas gift. @Trajan yes that's you but not very happy seeing Vexz with another man
    4 points
  5. Merry Christmas! Ho-Ho-Ho!
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  6. The Seven Kingdoms Carolers are back for our third annual Christmas Album. This year we are performing 'Christmas (Felkey Please Come Home)' in honor of our good friends in TCW, all of whom haven't quite made it home for the holidays. Felkey has bravely fought his way back from Vacation Mode, but he still hasn't quite made it back to activity. Send your thoughts and prayers everyone, and maybe he'll make it back to TCW for Christmas! Lyrics
    3 points
  7. That Roman dude next to Vexz better be me ☺️
    3 points
  8. At this point they've taken all the damage they possibly can; anyone that's still there now is probably going to stay even if the war drags on for another full year. Also getting an even split on the yes/no doesn't prove your point at all; if anything it shows that their membership actually are willing to stick it out. I'm just as surprised as you are, tbh.
    3 points
  9. @Alex this is why we need min alliance rank posting requirements for the alliance affairs section
    3 points
  10. tbh I forgot TKR existed until one of their folks hit one of ours.
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  11. In a world where villains have grown in popularity and strength, the world cried out for heroes. One hero stood up amongst the sea of chaos, and fought to bring justice to all. His name, was All might, and he became the Symbol of Peace. With his passing as a hero, the villains of the world grew emboldened. The world that the Symbol of Peace had built, now faced a danger long since forgotten. To combat this danger, a new organization would be formed, and it would be named the League of Heroes. We hereby announce the creation of an alliance of heroes, henceforth known as, the League of Heroes. The League of Heroes vow to uphold the integrity and resolve befitting that of a hero, to protect and defend its members and allies from unjust assaults, to help it's heroes(old and new) grow over the course of their service, and to build a world that all can call home. Symbol of Peace: SamohT Protector of Peace: Vacant Chairman of Studies and Development: Vacant Chairman of Resource Procurement: Vacant Chairman of Investigation: Spectre Chairman of Combat and Protection: Vacant Treaties Protectorate: The Syndicate (Click on the image to join our dicord server!)
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  12. In the time since we have landed, many have risen and even more have fallen. and then risen again. and then fallen. and then risen again. And in this time, our Network Administration has stood as they always do. For the freedom of expression and conceptualization. Having only created a single, official PR publication since our landing, we come to the OWF today to share our development: it is not with pride, nor with malice that we make this decree to exit Paradise Bloc and the relation to participating alliances. ANIMATION DOMINATION Exits The Obis Oasis, Paradise Bloc : Effective Immediately To all the individuals from Paradise, we wish you all the best experiences. Thanks for rocking with us for awhile! it is likely we would enjoy to do so again in the future. TL/DR MADMAX HAS DISBANDED THE BLOC AND/OR JUST SAID THAT TO GET US OUT OF THERE IDK FOR SURE BUT IM LEAVING THAT LINE OF SPECULATION OPEN BECAUSE I CAN lol
    2 points
  13. Merry Cribmus from our Seven Kingdoms to yours!
    2 points
  14. *Comes out of hiding* Hilarious Thrax! Happy Spacemas to all!
    2 points
  15. Who wants to join me in the gulag and drink some eggnog?
    2 points
  16. So clearly there's something more to this poem... SARCAGCRGSWUJBNSKCCITLBSMBABTJLSPLMVE What can it mean? Ripper's plan for global domiation is my guess. Merry Spacemas my dudes ❤️ Also @Maia stop being so creative it's upsetting your level of talent ?
    2 points
  17. It's to be expected that Manthrax will, heartier than anyone else, celebrate the birth of Christ, the only individual in existence who loves him.
    2 points
  18. Alliance of the Year: New Pacific Order Most Powerful Alliance: New Pacific Order Best Military: New Pacific Order Best Rookie Alliance: (Shoot I can't put NPO for this one) TGH (Is it a re-skin?) Best Flag: The Knights Radiant Best War Flag: Cobra Kai Dojo Most Active Alliance: The Golden Horde Most Honorable Alliance: None. Most Improved Alliance: Empyrea Best Diplomatic Team: TUE (I love you Kotori ❤️ Best Economic System: Black Knights Best Recruiting Staff: Black Knights Best Propaganda Staff: Black Knights Best Alliance Growth: Empyrea Best Forums: Empyrea Alliance Most Likely to Succeed in 2019: Empyrea Most Immoral Alliance: Empyrea Most Controversial Alliance: BC Best Alliance for New Players: Arrgh Most Missed Alliance for 2018: Best Re-started/Re-branded alliance of 2018: Terminus Est PLAYER CATEGORIES Player of the Year: Roz Wei Most Powerful Player: Roquentin Best Alliance Leader: Roquentin ❤️ Most Controversial Player: Most Dynamic Player: .... This is too simple... Dynamic Best Player Sig: Minesome Best Player Avatar: Joshua Keller Best OOC Poster: Best IC Poster: Nicest Player: Funniest Player: @MinesomeMC Most Active Player: Just to flair my ego, I'll put Citrus Player Most Likely to Achieve Greatness in 2019: Best New Addition to the Community: Kek, Citrus, duh. COMMUNITY CATEGORIES Best Wall of Text: (provide a link) Best P&W Forum Topic: (provide a link) Biggest Controversy: TKR BK etc etc Funniest Event: Cynic the bank thief Most Entertaining Discord Channel(Please don't include Slack): Cornerstone Best Treaty Announcement: (provide a link) Best Declaration of War: (provide a link) Biggest Meme: Largest E-Peen: Best Villain: Cynic Most Hated Poster: Element Most Missed Player (Player that has gone inactive/quit): Roq Wei (Stand strong my guy) WORST CATEGORIES Worst Alliance of the Year: The Commonwealth Worst Military of the Year: The Commonwealth Worst Diplomatic Move: The Commonwealth existing Most Inactive Large Alliance: Seven Kingdoms Alliance Most Likely to Fail in 2019: The Commonwealth Worst Player of the Year: @TheRebelMan Worst Princess of the Year: Kastor Worst Alliance Leader of the Year: Arnout (I love the guy, but he abandoned us) Worst Treaty of the Year: (provide a link) Worst Forum Poster: Elements Worst Nation Setup: Just look at The Commonwealth Worst Fighters of the Year (must have fought in 2018?) The Commonwealth Alliance Most Likely to get Rolled in 2019: The Commonwealth
    2 points
  19. Kind of a shame that it's been offline this long; this site was astonishingly useful and well-crafted. If there's some circumstance that's making it inconvenient or impossible to maintain, maybe it could be shared...?
    2 points
  20. So my suggestion adds an in-game mechanic of alliance warfare, surrendering and peace. If 25% of the members of alliance A declares on alliance B they then enter into an alliance war that is visible and trackable in-game This alliance war continues until peace terms are sent from either Alliance A to B or B to A and accepted in the in-game mechanic. These terms can include surrendering anthem rights, flag rights, taxes, a certain amount of money/resources, restrictions on treaty signings, and etc. Thanks to George who helped me pen this.
    2 points
  21. Zeus, first cause, prime mover; for what thing without Zeus is done among mortals? The Gates of Olympus are thrust open, will you join us in our halls? You may not see us, but you always see our work at hand, raw might, volatile power, the rolling of the thunder through the great pastures and fields, the swaying of the wheat, the churning of the ocean, the cold grasp of death and the very turning of the earth. We are everywhere, all around you, our pantheon (hehe copyright) has guarded humanity since the dawn, and will continue to do so at the dusk. Join an alliance that has come far since it's beginnings, but not just an alliance but a brotherhood, and thriving community! Will you join us in this chronicle, in this chapter of our history? Will you strive to carve a name, to work with us in the establishment of something great? Requirements: Activity, we need you to log in regularly, that's all. We HIGHLY recommend getting discord, would explain all the benefits but i'd be writing an essay ? Have fun, in the end, we are a community, not just an alliance. What we offer: Thoughtfully and carefully made guides to the game, that will take you through everything you'll need to know. Mentors and an academy that will help you through your time as a novice and will answer any questions that you might have. A very active and determined leadership core and the chance to rise and help the alliance in many different ways. An active, passionate and driven community that's always welcoming to new members. A community that is altogether VERY determined and driven, just look at our recruiting officers: Just look at that determination and vigour! Look at how happy that applicant is! You too can be a part of this! Alliance Link: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=4894 Our discord will be on the alliance page
    1 point
  22. The Newark Iconographica is a foundry for graphic design, custom-made insignia, silk flags, and gilded signatures. Temporarily Out of Stock Formerly branded as the Galleria di Jersey and Trenton Arts Workshop.
    1 point
  23. No subtitles in calligraphic font. 9/10
    1 point
  24. Just went through the entire thing, wasn't disappointed. Thank you CoS, and happy Spacemas!!
    1 point
  25. Release Vexz, our great Queen of House Stark, Mr.Thrax... or else.
    1 point
  26. how dare you keep vexz in the basement?
    1 point
  27. In real life militaries, people are put up for trial for desertion, and possibly shot. So are you suggesting that Typhon kidnap Papa-Stalin and shoot him? For what it's worth, Papa-Stalin is not receiving continuous declares by Typhon. He's been out of beige for a few days, and beyond the farewell party (shout-out to all the Umbrellaiures who remember Blood-In, Blood-Out) he hasn't been engaged.
    1 point
  28. So to start off with, I'm gonna harp on rimski and Natalie. I like them ooc and they know this, but... Ooc shit in an ic thread is unnecessary and they should know better. Frustrated or not, let's be real, its uncalled for. But to the main point, Eva ragequitting and deleting the map is abusing a priviledge that, as I understand it, she asked for. This is not the first time it's happened and likely wont be the last if she's permitted to keep being map admin. So, for the sake of this not happening again, I'd like to request some form of repercussion for this. It's happened and been shrugged off far too many times, and frankly, I'm tired of seeing posts like these: There is swearing, sorry
    1 point
  29. Guys, hear me out. This is a great idea. I. We already have a shortage of large wars. People would be afraid to go to war, so would solve world peace. II. Sheepy's unpopular change counter will increase by 1, breaking his current score. III. This is incredibly destructive. I would've lost 17 of my 19 cities in Papers Please, giving me a reason to leave all y'all.
    1 point
  30. They won’t even show up to peace talks they schedule lol. Can’t trust a cease fire.
    1 point
  31. I'd be okay with that, just to have something to hit.
    1 point
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  34. Adding onto what Scarf said. Is there anything the community could do to help? Im sure there are people who would be willing to. If it's just a matter of this being a busy time of year could you just reopen the stats as they were until you have the time to work on it? What was there before was great and some stats are better than none.
    1 point
  35. Kinda hard to nuke someone without a Nuclear Research Facility
    1 point
  36. ALLIANCE CATEGORIES Alliance of the Year: Bad Company Best Military: KT Best Flag: Yakuza Best War Flag: Rose Most Active Alliance: Bad Company Most Improved Alliance: Animation Domination Best Diplomatic Team: Bad Company Best Economic System: T$ Best Recruiting Staff: Rose Best Propaganda Staff: Bad Company Best Alliance Growth: Brotherhood of the Clouds Alliance Most Likely to Succeed in 2019: Brotherhood of the Clouds Most Immoral Alliance: Camelot Most Controversial Alliance: Dixie Union Most missed alliance: NSR (I miss their love ❤️) Best Re-started/Re-branded alliance of 2018: Brotherhood of the Clouds PLAYER CATEGORIES Player of the Year: Charlie Traveler Most Powerful Player: Kevanovia (why not) Most Dynamic Player: Dynamic duh Best Player Avatar: Mhearl Nicest Player: Tom Funniest Player: Charlie Traveler Most Active Player: DemonSpawn Player Most Likely to Achieve Greatness in 2019: Kevanovia Best New Addition to the Community: Kevanovia COMMUNITY CATEGORIES Biggest Controversy: BC bank theft Funniest Event: Literally any Great Job episode Most Entertaining Discord Channel(Please don't include Slack): Bad Company public Best Treaty Announcement: (provide a link) https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/topic/23719-containment-breach/ Protectorate announcement Biggest Meme: Shifty (He is a meme) Most Hated Poster: Minesome (but he loves it) Most Missed Player (Player that has gone inactive/quit): Von Horning WORST CATEGORIES Worst Alliance of the Year: The Boys Worst Military of the Year: Moonlit Sakura Worst Diplomatic Move: Formation of Avalon Most Inactive Large Alliance: Polaris Alliance Most Likely to Fail in 2019: Typhon Worst Nation Setup: Any new player Worst Fighters of the Year: Dixie Union Alliance Most Likely to get Rolled in 2019: Camelot
    1 point
  37. The head of Department of International Magical Cooperation Seraphine Picquery will be present along with seven Aurors. We will always welcome efforts to make the world better and also oversee these efforts so that they will not be misused.
    1 point
  38. Yes. With how imcompitent TKR sphere are in peace talks, this war will go on for a very long time. IQ has never won. They’re happy to drag out grit victory for and exceedingly long amount of time. TKR sphere is banking on them no longer wanting to fight. From everything I’ve seen The war will go on until they realize they simply need to surrender and accept the terms. While they’re might have been wiggle room before, from everything I’ve seen IQs side has unified more with each pathetic peace negotiation attempt made by their representatives. At this point there’s more desire to enforce the terms as presented than there was when they were first made.
    1 point
  39. This is by far the most retarded idea I've ever seen
    1 point
  40. I like the idea of having a nuclear meltdown because I think it adds a fun random element to what is normally a boring game outside of war. However, removing an entire city is a bit drastic. A better idea would be to have it make the city go 'inactive' for a few days, where it practically doesn't exist but is back to normal within a few days. @Shiho Nishizumi had the idea to make a nuclear meltdown function like a regular nuke, which I liked. Removing an entire city is to dramatic though.
    1 point
  41. How about @Alexjust add a tiny bit of code, if there are no more Objectives, rename the tab to Casino
    1 point
  42. You could always get a sex change if that's cutting things too close.
    1 point
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