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Let's Clown Arown' Signed for House Stark, King in the North: Zygon Hand of the King: Darth Revan Battle Master: Zygon Master of Coin: Darth Revan Three Eyed Raven: TSA Maester: My2Lemons Signed for the Syndicate, Please post mfw clown reactions in response. Thank you.

From The Desk of Sprocket Residing Outside The Best Nation, Fraggle Rock Greetings to all the good nations of Orbis. That's everyone because nobody is a bad boy. I, Sprocket, The best dog who has ever lived right outside of Fraggle Rock, am coming to the world proposing an interesting event. The 2018 Orbis Super Duper Special Summer Games. I know what you all are thinking....."Wait how is this dog so smart?", and "Didn't your caretaker Doc die two years ago?", and "How is a dog living outside of Fraggle Rock going to represent Fraggle Rock?". Well I'll answer all of those questions.........I just am.....he did leave me two years ago and I've been living off of doozer sticks that the Fraggles toss me, and shut it.....I'm a dog. Now down to business. For this year's games, we will have eighteen nations compete in six events. Last team standing will be crowned the Orbis Olympics Champion and be gifted a special prize. All teams will need to actively participate. Round One will be Tug of War.....Over a Lava Pit. So nine teams will not move on to round two. Medals will be awarded based on time, or creative ways they pulled the other team into the pit. Round Two will be the Swim Suit Contest On A Tight Rope Over A Lava Pit. The judges will be able to throw radishes at the worst looking teams. Three teams will not go home that night. Round Three will be the Pole Vault Event.....Over A Lava Pit. Once one team fails....the remaining five will move on to round four Round Four will be a foot race with finish line being the....you guessed it....the lava pit. So this is where we see who is impatient. Round Five will have four nations in it. All four nations will play a game of hot potato with....you guessed it...a snowball over a lava pit. Two teams will move on. The final round will be held on a platform over a lava pit. The event? Knifey-Spoon. We are actively accepting bids from nations willing to host these games!! Cash bribes are accepted. Each nation that enters will need to sign up, fill out a small form....and send their minor six million dollar entrant fee. When the teams arrive, they will be able to purchase add-ons such as better bedding and food to give your teams a better chance of winning. Also our judges are always up for bribes....if you really want to win. So to sign up reply to these questions and send your entrant fee. 1) Nation Name 2) Preferred Swim Suit Cut 3) Are you willing to spend lavishly to bribe the judges? 4) Will you kill everyone to win? 5) Are you going to get pissed off when Fraggle Rock runs away mid Olympics with all money and laughs? Many Hugs!! Sprocket....a dog smarter than you.

You have my support. I will help you in regulating and monitoring the production of nuclear weapons, and maintaining a status of global (somewhat) peace. I will nuke anyone who oppose to this, moreover I am ready to start alliance war to maintain a global peace. First thing to do should be help @Fraggle achieve 500 nukes. After this we can go up to 600, ok? @EHSorvvson

Maybe this only bugs me, but with things like armed forces and baseball teams etc the singular version of a nation name is not appropriate. For example you wouldn't say 'the Canada army'. Or to use my nation, my baseball team should be the Lutonstani Losers, not the Lutonstan Losers. So I suggest that players can choose to enter a plural form of their nation name to be used in appropriate areas.

The Grand Empress herself has informed me that I am to expand our border for the glory of our empire. That I am to bring grand prestige to our people. The empire needs colonies with rare resources to fuel its grand industries. It needs laborers and lands to settle. It has inferior rivals to overcome. Already a pinnacle of might, it stands ready to eclipse the other Great Powers. I open the curtains of my grand villa''s study to look upon the subjects I have been chosen to lead in the Empress' stead: Benebrus Zeenold McTendoBetrayer-vandaag om 22:56 Yis Sorry I'm a little busy irl that's why I'm slow with responses I said Krakow tho @Leipe Serpent Flavour Ah... Krakow.... Pearl of the east. The Polish metropolis. There is no greater place. No nation more glorious. Its prowess feared by all. The blood of the Winged Hussars runs through our blood. I digress. The Empress has given me a simple and straightforward task. To retake the Baltic port city of Gdansk (Danzig) in preparation for glorious colonization of lands far away. Benebrus Zeenold McTendoBetrayer-vandaag om 23:04 Ooo You should get it back for Poland then There are a few obstacles to our rightful reconquest of Gdansk. The Austrian Empire seeks to Annex us. Prussian and Russian imperialists must be crossed to achieve our objective as well. Nothing we can't handle though. Who am I to question to Empress' designs, after all. In the following report, I will inspect our city's demographics and set up our initial plans. From there... the game begins.

Nation Name: Clogged Up Toilet Preferred swimsuit cut: Are you willing to bribe the judges: I find holding their families hostage to be a bigger incentive Are you willing to kill everyone: if they're easy enough to kill, yes; otherwise I'm too lazy to do it and I'd rather let them die of natural causes Will you be pissed if Fraggle books it with the money: I'll be pissed if that doesn't happen

Agreed; also this is already a thing in Statekraft, pls implement in P&W @Alex

@Biel was that you?

Good luck regulating Fraggle's production of nuclear weapons!

United Orbis is an organization of alliances (not a BLOC, or at least not yet) with the active goal of regulating and monitoring the production of nuclear weapons, and maintaining a status of global (somewhat) peace. You can find more information here. UPDATE: Many of you are getting a very bad misinterpretation of this. If you would like, message me on politics and war and I will give you a link to the server and I can discuss with you what is going on. I am sorry for the mass confusion and hysteria that I may have caused today.

go for it we're not stopping you. like the wiki says the goal is no longer regulation of nuclear weapons (learn how to read!) but it's rather helping smaller alliances develop stockpiles, and if they don't in time, it's helping them in case of a EGNW (Extreme Global Nuclear War) rude. why don't you join the server to find out what we're really working on. and believe me, its not regulation of nuclear weapons

Our cause has never been more clear Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth shall live yet again!

Same could be said about you.

I'll see what I can do to fix this. It will go live shortly, but I have updated the code to stop this issue from happening. Building a project will not prevent you from building a new city if you have less than 10 cities.

Look bro, im not trying to have drama on here. You know who, good luck to you.

No clown can ever be as creepy as Chaunce.

1) Nation Name: Twilight Zone 2) Preferred Swim Suit Cut: Shark Costume 3) Are you willing to spend lavishly to bribe the judges? I AM THE LAW 4) Will you kill everyone to win? Absolutely 5) Are you going to get pissed off when Fraggle Rock runs away mid Olympics with all money and laughs? Kinda expect it

Whomst the frick would pay $200 IRL doll hairs for an anthem when you can just paste a link to an anthem you want. Also, mods - I reviewed this claim as well and it is true. It says so right in his nation, therefore I am contributing to the report. Thanks.

The only thing this accomplished is motivating me to devote my next project slot to the nuclear research facility.

UNITED ORBIS

HEY WE ARE BACK! ^ PEOPLE OF PW SHOCKED AND HAPPY AT OUR RETURN TO THE RECRUITMENT THREAD ^ ^ OTHER PEOPLE IN PW WHO HAVE A WEAK RECRUITMENT THREAD ^ WHEN YOU ASK THESE 'OTHER' PEOPLE WHY THEY HAVE SUCH A WEAK RECRUITMENT GAME ITS USUALLY ANSWERED LIKE... NO JUDGEMENT HERE ... BUT WE STILL WONDER WHY ALL THESE NATIONS WANNA STAY FOREVER IN THESE OLD, STAGNANT ALLIANCES - BUT Y THO? OUR RECENT CONVERSATION WITH A GUY THAT CAME OVER FROM GOG OR IS IT VE NOW? TI SPARKING THAT FLAME BACK UP WITH GOGVE LETS GET INTO A LITTLE INFORMATION, BACKGROUND, ABOUT THE ISLAND. THE MAIN IDEA HERE IS TO WORK OUTSIDE OF THE TRADITIONAL BORDERS OF ALLIANCES IN THIS GAME. SO FAR, WE'VE BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN OUR GOALS. IT HAS NEVER BEEN OUR INTENTION TO PUSH FOR THIS MASSIVE ALLIANCE WITH STRAGGLING MEMBERS THAT WE CAN'T SUPPORT. THAT WOULD JUST BE NO OFFENSE TO ALL Y'ALL OUT THERE THAT PRACTICE THAT. NO - WE BELIEVE IN BUILDING WHAT WE HAVE, WORKING TOGETHER AS A TEAM, AND SLOWLY BUILDING THAT TEAM UP TO GAIN EXPERIENCE, KNOWLEDGE, AND ACTUALLY BE A PART OF OUR FAMILY. ^ TI SQUAD EVERY DAY ^ IF YOU'RE FEELING LIKE THIS GUY ^ ITS TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE THE SWITCH YOU JOINED THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT IS A GAME - SO WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING, WHY AREN'T YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF? ^ IT IS SIMPLE ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS PLAY IT - WITH A GREAT GROUP OF PEOPLE ^ THAT IS IT - JOIN THE ISLAND - COME HAVE SOME FUN THAT FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU JOIN ANOTHER ALLIANCE

Irrelevant we did not sign any agreement of any kind nor agree to regulating nukes I, The Emperor of the Moonlit Sakura, formally declare that we support unregulated access to Nukes and NUCLEAR WINTER and are in no way formally connected to this organization nor signatories to it. we did not authorize in any way shape or form our inclusion to it on the wiki and have edited it, removing us from it. TUNNEL SNAKES RULE! LET THE NUKES FLY!

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such a shame when a news network that people trust for whatever reason is just clickbait

Changelog: Buy credits to fix your broken credit images!

congo-rats!

LelI knew it @DemonSpawn I call dibs on Hannah Charlie fulcrum Dylan and Moon you can see where I'm going with this

Congratulations! Love the artwork ❤️

If BC didn't cancel Rose we'd have a pentagram.

That would go to Ameyuri and our own Sir Oliver, and thanks.

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All hail Sketchy

Don't worry I'll post a new thread every month like I did with tax brackets until you lose the willpower to fight it anymore and give into the whims of the masses.

You cannot change your color to gray on your own. You will either have to get beiged or get inactive. If your members are inactive, you shouldn't have them in your alliance in the first place. If they are active, just ask them to change their color. If they don't do so, that means that they don't follow the orders of their alliance. So, in this case too, you shouldn't have them in your alliance.

Sorry folks...The Chaos Fund is over. Thrax gets whatever he wants forever. That's over the top effort...that none of you will ever get to.

Well she took my dog, and she took my truck, and she took food from my plate, She took my heart, and she took my soul, and she took my city eight Workin twenty five hours ain't enough I guess, found her in my buddy's pants But some Fraggle funds, by the grace of God, might give me another chance

lol have to give Mary Ann 2 thumbs up

So basically, you want to remove the population cap. Although it would be fun to see 0 infra nations smashing those with half their city counts, it would be rather unbalanced.

I'm assuming you're either switching from different devices or your cache/cookies are cleaned out after each browser exit. I don't set my browser settings to clear history/cache/cookies unless I manually do it, so if I say no - it doesn't ever send that again.

yeah i wonder what why calling people nazis and pedophiles makes them not like you??? it is a fricking mystery innit lad

KT - Now with tech support. Join today!

This is the Decaration Of Existence Of Godfury This post has been delayed until we reached rank 50, but we're there now, and are happy to announce our existence in Orbis. Built on blood and ashes, we have a mission, and we will accomplish it. Any who are active and willing to make a difference in orbis are welcome. We will make a stand, and we will prevail. What makes us different then most alliances, is every member has a role in the alliance, whether it be War, Economy or State affairs. The choice is yours. Or course you can always just be a member, but we give every member the opportunity to work in whichever field they feel they can help in. Every member has a voice. LONG LIVE GODFURY We behold a strong protectorate with our closest allies in Rose. You've been warned. Basileus: Richard Payne III Basileus Adviser: Michael K Ultra Patrician: Ragnar Lodbrok Praetor of the House of Loki: Michael93888 Praetor of the House of Thor: Vacant Patrician: Sir Bressler Praetor of the House of Apollo: Richard Payne Sir Bressler Praetor of the House of Artemis: Dr Lenin Trotsky Patrician: Sir Oliver Praetor of the House of Demeter: TheGloriousSocialist Praetor of the House of Hera: Dr Keneth Foster

who?