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  1. Relevant: Congratulations to BK, Condolences to Apeman.
    21 points
  2. From across the hallway, two pairs of eyes meet. They used to date, but over time they had both moved on. However, a spark remained. From this spark a new relationship developed, and it was agreed they would go to the Orbis Dance together. Article I: Non-Aggression BK and NK agree that as dates, they need to act like dates. Any aggression, spying, or other unfriendly activities will not be conducted on one another. Article II: Mutual Defense Both BK and NK agree that it's ok to be jealous, and will guard each other from threats to their relationship, and in fact are obligated too. However, should one join a catfight caused by another friend, this obligation becomes optional. Article III: Optional Agression Drama happens at the Orbis dance, and should either alliance deem it necessary to throw down with that high school rival of theirs, the other has the option to join as well. Article IV: Assistance High school can be rough, and sometimes you just need a shoulder to lean on. If either date needs political or financial help they can send a text to the other. However, allowances only stretch so far and this is not an obligation. Article V: Intelligence Should any gossip reach the one on interesting deets about the other, it will be shared. Gotta know who's talkin shit about the fam. Article VI: Breaking Up If one decides that the wish to go to the dance with another person, they must give the other 72 hours to find a new date. /s/ /s/ From All of Us Here At NK Grand Warmaster: K Rudd and Connor Yeets Warmaster General: Severus Snape Legionaires: Paul Warburg, Apeman, Democratic Pakistan, and Bradysticks
    19 points
  3. Doesn't matter You'll be blamed for this whether or not it succeeds Accept your assigned duty, the community calls for it.
    6 points
  4. From the desk of Bad Company Bad Company Records is sad to announce the end of its contract with Rose. While Rose was arguably the most successful artist scouted by Bad Company, we regret to inform due to conflict of interest we have chosen to end our long-term contract. We wish Rose all the best and good luck for the future. Farewell, Rose, we’re going to miss you. You had such potential. But then again all good things must come to an end.
    5 points
  5. >when Taco kisses you over DMs ??
    5 points
  6. Guys, going back for a 2nd time is always a mistake Ayy lmao Well happy to see BK get str0nker. Apeman after joining up with the ayy lmaos, 2552, colorized.
    4 points
  7. It's really not a question of what Thalmor did so much as a question of which of his innumerable atrocities is being referred to right now
    4 points
  8. Though we never saw eye to eye I’m sad to see a player leave the game. Goodbye Starbuck, I’ll never forget you. I wish you well in future endeavors.
    3 points
  9. I think you meant as as an alliance that merges with its allies.
    3 points
  10. Please consider NK for all your resource needs. I mean at least BK is now know as an alliance whom defends it's allies right?
    2 points
  11. BUT YOU'RE TOO LATE TACO!
    2 points
  12. He kicked the shit out of some vegan female dog. Which is most definitely a valid CB since it constitutes animal abuse, sexism and bigotry / intolerance towards the dog's dietary choices.
    2 points
  13. I respect the fact that you took time out of your busy dog-punting schedule to write this
    2 points
  14. For someone supposedly so experiencedin politics, you do an awfully good job of missing the joke.
    2 points
  15. It's been a fun 10 or so years of playing browser nation sims but it's time to say farewell. I'd like to thank everyone for an amazing time and the amazing community that I've been a part of these years. Arrgh was a dream come true and every last captain in our merry fleet was a joy to raid with. For everyone who's come and gone, it's been an absolute pleasure. There are too many shoutouts to make and I would be here all day so let me just say, you know who you are and it was wonderful.
    1 point
  16. Because we were so quick to hit you? You had like a week to prepare once we started building up.
    1 point
  17. Would explain why I had some TKR members message me out of the blue and tell me to max our military. Good attempt at baiting.
    1 point
  18. Right, if you alliances were at max military when the war started the drop would be bigger
    1 point
  19. They were so happy to find someone who would sign them that they never considered if they should.
    1 point
  20. If you have a beer at 5am, is it drinking late or drinking early?
    1 point
  21. Dubayoo doesn't know what he is chatting about, you can see his level of maturity by looking at this thread: But yeah if you're unattractive then you aren't going to care much about how a girl looks because you won't get the most attractive girls, unattractive people who say looks don' matter are only using that as a coping mechanism. Sure get with the land whale who knows how to use their body and doesn't have an ok personality cos lets be real they don't take care of themselves and they're lazy, they probably have a bad personality, maybe not as bad as a more attractive person but can still be deemed as bad. That's really what this is about, men need to stop funding and helping women.
    1 point
  22. >When you think Taco won't go with you so you take Sandwich to prom instead, but as he's about to take your purity, Taco arrives and fights him for you and his honor
    1 point
  23. Obviously A. Taco would never go to prom with them instead of me!
    1 point
  24. What is this. I'm so confused. I still demand my date with Taco!
    1 point
  25. 11/10 dynamic typo in article 1 tho
    1 point
  26. Lmao, Th0tPatrol becomes official is hilarious asf.
    1 point
  27. Jeremy swung back and forth on the swingset. The warm weather felt pleasant, and his stomach was full from grandmother's classic cooking. Rain was coming in, and the wind made the nearby fields dance. It wouldn't be dark for another hour, so Jeremy still had some time to enjoy his swingset. Perhaps after he went inside, he would play on his GameCircle, or play with his Legos. Legos were really cheap now because of their 150th-anniversary sale, so Jeremy had plenty to pick from. Maybe he would play with the Dyson Sphere set, or the Barron-Class Orbital Cruiser series? "You wanna help me with this, Jeremy?!" Kyle, Jeremy's grandfather, called out from the old wooden shed. "Coming, grandad!" Jeremy cheerfully called out. His young mind had already danced around plenty. Now, he was thinking about what they might have for lunch at school tomorrow. Jeremy ran into the entrance, where Kyle was busy at the very back. He was tinkering with the engine of his prized truck. Kyle ordered his grandson to bring him various tools and parts. "Why are you fixing it, grandpa? It looks fine!" Jeremy asked, perplexed. "Yes, I know Jeremy, but I want it to be at tip-top shape. It's my favorite vehicle." Kyle responded. "But you never drive it!" Jeremy replied, shrugging. "It's a Ford F-450 2047! You don't just drive it to the grocery store and back." Kyle responded once again, closing the hood of his truck. Jeremy didn't understand, and so his young boy mind had already lost interest in the conversation. He looked around the shed, and saw something he didn't understand. "Grandpa, what's that?" Jeremy pointed to a shelf in the shed, which had a strange looking, circular object on it. "Oh, that's my helmet." Kyle answered, putting away his tools. It had already gotten dark outside. "I know that! But what's that mark on it?" Jeremy asked, slightly irritated. "Oh, that scar on it was caused by some plasma sparks. It burned a straight line into my helmet and melted the area around it. Tesla knew how to make good helmets though, and that's why I'm still here today." Kyle, during this exposition, grabbed the helmet and showed it off to his grandson, who enjoyed the small war story. "Well, did you get the guy who did it?!" Jeremy asked excitedly. However, Kyle didn't respond. He put the helmet back, leaned back against the shelf with his arms crossed, and thought. "Yeah, I got the guy who did it. I got his teammates too. Would've gotten his whole family if I could, but the 4th Battalion did that for me. We didn't just get 'em for damagin' my helmet though. We got them for everything. For the colonies on Titan and Europa, for what they did to the cities on the Moon, and for Madrid and Paris. They beat us, time and time again, but we never gave up. We kept coming back, stronger and more determined. We got them, though. We got them all. We showed them not just want humanity could do, but what the Space Force could do. Everybody else left us alone after what we did." Jeremy didn't know how to respond, but could tell from the tone of his grandfather's voice that he was very serious. Jeremy just kept quiet and listened. Kyle, finished with his short speech, exited the shed. He flipped the old light switch and cast both of them in darkness. "Come on boy, let's go inside; and let's find that old Barron-Class Orbital Cruiser Lego set of yours. I want to re-live some good memories.
    1 point
  28. So what you're saying is you're still treatied to TKR from so long ago? The doom sayers were right for once, time to run and hide.
    1 point
  29. @Mad Max Let me take you on a journey, friend. Play this instrumental and read along with me..... I'm upset Almost 15M on my head, it's disrespect So offended that I had to double check Always take killin’ Templars over peace That's why they need us out the way What you expect? Got a lot of blood and it's cold Thalmor tryna get me for my soul Thankful for the Farkers that I know Can't go fifty-fifty with no Buo Oldheads say “Queenie, pay your dues Gotta give the game what it wants” But y’all know I do what the fck I want Me and Kastor been havin’ static since day 1 Outta Ashland, players love to pop a lot of shit then come around Word to "The" Bloc, they done seen us put it down Fuggahs askin' if I'm cool Nah I'm upset Almost 15M on my head, it's disrespect So offended that I had to double check You tryna check? It's The Revolutionary March to the Sea, fuggahs think we playin' chess So what's next? Jump up out of update like we possessed To the Holy Land, yeah I’m trippin’ less End up gettin' loose and gettin' DMs from my ex (hey Justin!) "SOS," "So many Ls" That's the only time I ever shoot below my score (skrr) Why you keep on shootin' if you know The Horde’s rep is dead? (Skrr) They say “Coming for their necks gets you some respect We know you got that blood and it's cold” Thalmor keep tryna get me for my soul Thankful for TCW that I know Can't go fifty-fifty with no Buo (ayy, ayy) Every month, they say don't love me, but obvi puttin' on a front They gon' try and settle for white peace and make it on a run Then gon' ask me how I'm doin'? I'm upset Almost 15M on my head I can't accept, yeah 'Least it makes me feel someone tried their best, yeah Want to waste all your air, be my guest Made me drop a fleet and and some planes (boom) But I'm blessed, I just checked Hate me, never met me in the flesh Say they got some commies they gotta Pinochet That shit is in a box to the left, next to their scalps and their necks Got a lot of blood and it's cold Thalmor keep tryna get me for my soul (for my soul) Thankful for Radiance that I know (that I know) Can't go fifty-fifty with no Buo…
    1 point
  30. Although the space allotted here can't possibly suffice to elaborate in detail on the long list of Thalmor's hotheaded agendas—including the patronizing, the incontinent, the ethically bankrupt, and especially the uncongenial—I'll use what little space I have to love the Earth and everything that flowers and crawls upon it. For the sake of review, Thalmor has been deluding people into believing that the government should be beholden to special interests, campaign donors, and lobbyists. Don't let him delude you, too. I've run into some distressing examples of confirmation bias among his plenipotentiaries. For instance, they insist that Thalmor is a martyr for freedom and a victim of chauvinism. Interestingly, though, they fail to notice that Thalmor has boasted publicly that he intends to spheterize other people's belongings. It's one thing for such toxic ideas to be conceived in the clandestine meeting places of international terror organizations but quite another for them to be promoted as Thalmor has, out in the open. This development lends credence to my claim that Thalmor can't fool me. I've met predatory, unconscionable backstabbers before so I know that Thalmor's coalition is not a cultural or religious assemblage, as Thalmor purports it to be. Rather, it serves an overtly political purpose—and hard-core political at that. Every time Thalmor tells his companions that all it takes to start a rabbit farm is a magician's magic hat, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question. If anything will free us from the shackles of his despicable jobations, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that Thalmor has been breaking the mind and spirit, castrating the character, and killing the career of anyone whose ideas he deems to be argumentative. Alas, Thalmor doesn't stop there. In fact, he can't stop there because he's determined to disprove that he has a strategy. His strategy is to abandon the idea of universal principles and focus illegitimately on the particular. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with Thalmor. Sticky-fingered, lecherous misers like Thalmor are not born—they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. Thalmor distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions. He intends to create a new social class. Incomprehensible, parasitic showboaters, lethargic, careless practitioners of tokenism, and bookish luftmenschen will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their compeers. I hope I haven't bored you by writing an entire letter about Thalmor. Still, this letter was the best way to explain to you that Thalmor's comprehension is weak and his understanding is minimal.
    1 point
  31. For someone who is a "new, learning player" you sure do presume to know a lot about the mechanics and politics of this game...
    1 point
  32. Find out next time on Game of Attention Spans. I for one can't wait to see which entirely unsympathetic character gets brutally put to death or otherwise violated next.
    1 point
  33. For you to understand the things people are saying, the people who are saying them would have to understand them, and I'm not convinced that's the case.
    1 point
  34. !@#$ That was a swear, but its blocked I called you a home of sexual
    1 point
  35. Well just because he's the only one who answered doesn't mean it should just be confirmed he did nothing wrong. I'll ask my gov about it ??
    1 point
  36. Well I saw it but you asked the man who's been accused of whatever happened. Wouldn't say that necessarily makes it reliable if you ask me.
    1 point
  37. What if your allies planned to destroy an alliance in spite of one player? (CoughPantheonCough) Or your Protectorate stealing banks? Still not a threat, right? I just want to point out that TKR has protected and/or performed actions that can easily been seen as detrimental to the game moreso than what IQ has ever done (Which is basically just consolidate their own allies, aside from the VE plot to betray Syndicate). TKR has seen fit to protect an alliance that has plotted to steal banks, they're allied to an alliance that plotted to dismantle another alliance only because of one player, and they waged an aggressive war that saw the dismantling of a long standing bloc. Currently waging a war with a group of alliances that is not tied to the treaty web with various claims that pre-date the two alliances signing (It's now June, all of these claims were in April/early May). All of this just within the past 4 months?
    1 point
  38. And for the same relative price, I can (and have) done 1750 infra damage with five missiles, without needing any steel nor paying a cent of upkeep. And from a nation with one third your score. More damage for less cost, what's not to love? Far and away the most damage a missile can do is if it strikes a filled factory with 250 tanks in it, as that counts for 250 steel in military units alone. A filled drydock counts for 125 steel on top of the improvement cost, while airbases and barracks are pretty much just a wasted missile. If anything, the most consistently efficient use of missiles is targetting Civil improvements; each of those are actually quite costly to replace on account of their high monetary and resource costs, not to mention the loss of population that losing them represents. ...Well, it'd be more considerable if it weren't for the population already being cut considerably by the infrastructure damage, but the point remains. And, Buorhann? While I'm talking about my own history here... Yes. Yes it was.
    1 point
  39. So this war is for steve?
    1 point
  40. This was already covered here Congratulations, you are now on the same plane of posting as Steve. That's the biggest L anyone is going to take this war.
    1 point
  41. Afrika Korps also known as "please don't Google image our name"
    1 point
  42. No man. You should totally be a masochist and continue playing.
    1 point
  43. You made a fool of yourself by shitposting in the public channel, your own AA had to come apologize on your behalf. If anyone deserves an apology it’s Typhon for putting up with you.
    1 point
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