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  1. The battle against Betulius was incredible for how brief but devastating it was. Commanders Makaros Taranovi, Jorji Costava, Archdomina Makeda, Cygnar, and Kane were wiped out in an instant and Betulius quickly fled for his life soon after. At the headquarters of the New Radiant Order there was great panic. None of the commanders of the east wished to ride against the Son of Heaven, they were simply overawed at his many glorious victories. General Kriegskoenig was one of the finest in the east and he had been defeated several times, so what hope did they have? Betulius's rapid dispatchment had not helped either. One of Lordship's former vassals however stepped forth. Tiber the Black, leader of the Black Knights so named in his honour. In a raspy voice he spoke to Roquentin, "Lady Roquentin, the Roz is undoubtedly the largest threat on the field and that is why we have avoided him thus far. His uninhibited state however has meant he has overextended, he is getting overconfident, and now we have a perfect chance to strike. Not only that but my Shadow has found a peculiar bit of information, it's odd all right. Something about the Roz being weak to black...? Not sure what it is supposed to mean, perhaps the colour black makes him feel ill? If so then who better than my black clad knights to deal with him? Please my lady, send me against the Roz and there will be results". In his portable pleasure palace the Roz received reports of the mass offensive by the enemy. "Black Knights...? Are they black, as in of complexion? General Heinrich shook his head. "They just wear black gear huh..." General Heinrich nodded his head. "Any women at all?" General Heinrich shook his head. "Well then... I have no time for such riff raff. I must get to dealing with some Radiant Order plots that are about so you deal with them Heinrich. They are numerous but ultimately cannot change the result of the battles here in this region". ===== tl;dr So BK has declared on RW but are too lazy or something to post the announcement, which is cool as I was obviously going to do one too so why have a double announcement?
    18 points
  2. I am the leader of the Black Knights
    10 points
  3. Too easy exposing New Radiant Order lies.
    9 points
  4. Who has the fastest F5 in Orbis? We'll learn shortly.
    6 points
  5. It's not that they needed help, it's just that so many people wanted to roll you and decided to take you up on your invitation to hit you. Maybe next time don't invite the entire world to hit you? Perhaps you should consider sending individual invitations instead of open ones?
    5 points
  6. - NPO Humor Production Facility 217, Orbis District, 2018 (colorized)
    5 points
  7. I will return on June. There's a few things i'm going through right now. I will not disclose what's going on until i fully know the extent of the situation. It is Medical related i'll just leave it at that. For assistance regarding the Wiki, please redirect your questions to Eva-Beatrice or DrRush. I will not be working on the wiki at this time. Thank you.
    4 points
  8. So in essence you declared on an M-level ally of your M-level ally. On one hand, good to see you don’t give a shit about treaty chess. On the other hand, I’d like to see how DS handles this
    4 points
  9. Malal, bby, why have you been holding all this back for so long? You're on the wrong side, they don't deserve your brilliance. Join us. And bring TheNG.
    4 points
  10. Real Talk: Get better soon and hope it's all good. PnW Shit Talk: Is this the same hospital where LPS works at?
    3 points
  11. Why doesn't Acadia just legalize raiding of their members? Firstly, its a distinctive point of alliance and cultural identity. Getting raided is an iconic event in Acadia. We can say "there was a mass raid today" and you already know with reasonable certainty which alliance it happened in. It's comparable to saying "some dumb noob made an alliance yesterday"; to say which alliance it occurred in is essentially redundant due to it being a proud allusive icon of the team. Like poor leadership and glorified weakness, it would be delusional to pretend getting mass raided are not a unique figure of alliance heritage to stand out among other IQ aligned alliances. As such, it should be legalised or at least decriminalised in order to preserve this cultural tradition. Secondly, due to the fun nature of the act and the large bounty attached to it, most perpetrators end up getting free loot after partaking in the raid. It is clear from the past statistics that countering will not prevent this fun act, but will instead lead to increased number of hungry nations and compound the already disturbing rate of new raiding alliances in Orbis. Both these figures can be mediated through the decriminalisation of raiding of members. Finally, it seems as if the act of a mass raiding, in a perverse sense, a symbol of unity and bonding that can provide common ground for the traditionally severe dichotomy of Arrgh and Terminal Jest. Through the fun acts of mass raiding committed by both these groups, Acadian members may finally come to realize that the true issue is not which merciless, jealous alliance you pay to not raid you, but rather how much of a delusional schizophrenic you are. This moment of epiphany has the power to break down traditional barriers and allow you, as an alliance, to advance to the top 10 and begin considering more important issues. It just seems as if legalize raiding of members is the right thing to do.
    3 points
  12. Eating NB's nooks like (I couldn't find the youtube video so it would display easier. Go to full screen and turn the sound on for full awesome.)
    3 points
  13. Now, I'm no P&W mechanics genius, but the primary purpose of war has been and likely will be in most cases, the elimination of military. Not the taking of loot, though that is certainly a boon, nor the destruction of infrastructure, which admittedly gives a nice boost to that stat we all love. (In terms of the mechanics, the first step you would take is destroying military. In updeclares, the key resides in exploiting the slow(er) rate of rebuy for planes. It would make sense for Shadow to target planes/ships. Not referring to the removal of political capital) Without spamming you all with screenshots of the timeline, the data of which is open to you too, if you bother to click on the timeline pages, you'll see that Keshav/Shadowthrone, in accordance with the NPO air policy, of which's merit or lack thereof you may debate, has done exceptionally well. So if your point was that he wasn't 'turning up', a term I'm not exceptionally comfortable with but assume refers to 'winning'... he won almost every war in accordance with the objective of killing as many enemy jets. I think Tevron was the only one who dealt more than he received on the air front, actually. Don't know where you're coming from, but maybe that's just me
    3 points
  14. Careful, might have to pay House Stark 175 million for hitting BK.
    3 points
  15. frick, he mentioned my name! I am so honored!
    3 points
  16. As we see above, we can at this time confirm that thee, Eva-Beatrice, Imperial Officer of Polaris has not gone back into VM and has finally joined the members she helps govern in the fight. But, Eva was not the only one guilty of dodging the war. We are now waiting on the bank hiding bandit Featherine of Meta Board, another Imperial Officer of Polaris to come out and join the fight. Featherine immediately went into VM to illegally protect the bank as the war started and went back into VM after the first VM timer expired. Come back in 8 days to see if another Polaris government member will willingly join the war that the rest of the alliance has been busy fighting.
    3 points
  17. Welp, time to roll @dtc justice. His objective is to become #1 in this war overall. I think we need to put a stop to this. As for @Shiho Nishizumi
    3 points
  18. I got the quickest fingers in the west, the ladies say
    3 points
  19. Is Eva, Imperial Officer of Polaris going to keep running or will Eva come out and fight to defend her fellow alliance mates? Come back in 7 hours to find out!
    2 points
  20. So you want to destroy infra, cause radiaton, destroy improvements, maybey destroy power plants, maybe destroy project, AND kill a lot of units? Next request kill the player irl?
    2 points
  21. tkr-nb is the new ts-alpha
    2 points
  22. Why does tkr need help with nuke bloc?
    2 points
  23. You're going to have to speak to my e-lawyer. No comment at this time. And that's why you're team Samwise in the Grumpy Civil War! Fight the powah! I like that your emoticons went through the 5 stages of grief. On that note,
    2 points
  24. Lmfao Just raid the server or some shit What a wuss. You're just like yer mother, you can't take a punch.
    2 points
  25. The East Asian Declaration MINDFUL of the existence of mutual interests and common problems among countries of East Asia. DESIRING to establish a firm foundation for common action to promote regional cooperation in East Asia in the spirit of equality and partnership and thereby contribute towards peace, progress, and prosperity in the region; WE DO HEREBY DECLARE: FIRST, the need to establish of an association for regional cooperation among the countries of East Asia. SECOND, that the aims and purposes of the association shall be: To accelerate economic growth, social progress, and cultural development in the region through joint endeavors. To promote regional peace and stability through abiding respect for justice and the rule of law in the relationship among countries of the region To promote active collaboration and mutual assistance on matters of common interest in the economic, social, cultural, technical, scientific and administrative fields; To provide assistance to each other in the form of training and research facilities in the educational, professional, technical and administrative spheres; To collaborate more effectively for the greater utilization of agriculture and industries, the expansion of their trade, the improvement of transportation and communications facilities, and the raising of the living standards of their peoples; To maintain close and beneficial cooperation with existing international and regional organizations with similar aims and purposes THIRD, that to carry out these aims and purposes, the following machinery shall be established: An initial meeting of Foreign Ministers and Heads of State in the city of Tokyo in the nation of Rokkenjima to discuss the principles and its machinations of such an organization. Thereafter, a recurrent meeting of Foreign Ministers of member states of the organization and associated states. Of which, location and chairmanship shall rotate through the member nations. Special Meetings of Foreign Ministers may be convened as required or requested by the member states of the organization. A Standing committee, under the chairmanship of the Foreign Minister of the host country or their representative and having as its members the accredited ambassadors of the other member countries, to carry on the work of the association in between Meetings of Foreign Ministers. Ad-Hoc Committees and Permanent Committees of specialists and officials on specific subjects on an as-needed basis. A National Secretariat in each member country to carry out the work of the association on behalf of that country FOURTH, that the association is open for participation to all States in the East Asian Region subscribing to the aforementioned aims, principles and purposes. ...and so it is with great pleasure that the honorable representatives of Republic of Aguacenta and the sovereign state of Rokkenjima hereby invite the governments of the peoples of Greater East Asia to assemble at a conference to be held in the city of Tokyo in Rokkenjima. The conference will be facilitated by the Foreign Office of Aguacenta and the Foreign Ministry of Rokkenjima in collaboration with their counterparts of all nations attending. The working language of the conference will be English. Attending delegates will be required to provide their own translators if need. The purpose of the conference is to discuss the social, economic, political, and diplomatic future of region with the goal of forming a Coalition of East Asian Nations. A working charter for the Coalition will be provided. Delegates will discuss and amend this document as necessary so that it is mutually agreeable to potential member nations. We call upon all nations of the region to join us in the spirit of friendship and diplomacy. Issued: Thursday, April 5th 2018. -------------------- The nations of Greater East Asia heeded our call and met us in the city of Tokyo to discuss the future of the region. Utilizing the virtues of statecraft and diplomacy, we arrived at an agreement. It is with great pride I present to you today, the Charter of the Coalition of East Asian Nations. - Emiliano Cabrera, First Minister of the Republic of Aguacenta
    2 points
  26. You're not "turning up" anywhere.
    2 points
  27. Missed my chance, God damn internal affairs matters... Grumble grumble... UPN will suffer the brunt of my rage
    2 points
  28. @dtc justice @MRBOOTY @Lansquenete
    2 points
  29. >:| I rerolled my nation when the game went live because I goofed up my collection But yes, I joined PW about a few weeks after Alex made it so my nation id (53!) is among the oldest IDs still in use. That carried over through the Speed Round, Beta, and even today. The oldest nations in the leaderboard page are when the game was released, neither Alpha or Beta.
    2 points
  30. Listen Seph, this is suppose to be a fun thread, posting pictures of dead whales is not fun. (am i doing this right steve?)
    2 points
  31. AFTER A THOUSAND BATTLES, ONE ONLY SEES DEATH.
    2 points
  32. You're being killed by something that isn't there.
    2 points
  33. 2 points
  34. and back to the real nature of this topic....propaganda and bullshit
    2 points
  35. Shocker, the one stat not included in Frawley's sheets heavily inflate the damage totals for IQ.. For those wondering, including the most recent damage totals and value of loot lost. Here are the latest damage statistics... IQ Damage Suffered: $134.166 Billion (-$50.231 Billion) KT/Rose Side Damage Suffered: $83.935 Billion (+$50.231 Billion) Looking great IQ, keep it up. (Off topic, but including TJest war damage to IQ, they have taken 175 billion dollars in damage over the past 2 months )
    2 points
  36. 1. Denial and isolation "My nation was never GPA! If it was, then everybody was GPA!" The first reaction to learning about ever being GPA is to deny the reality of the situation. “This isn’t happening, this can’t be happening,” people often think. It is a normal reaction to rationalize your overwhelming emotions. Denial is a common defense mechanism that buffers the immediate shock of being GPA, numbing you to your emotions. You block out the words and hide from the facts. You start to believe that life is meaningless, and nothing is of any value any longer. For most people experiencing grief, this stage is a temporary response that carries you through the first wave of pain. 2. Anger "It wasn't me! And who is this Naam, and why would he accept such an application?!" As the masking effects of denial and isolation begin to wear, reality and its pain re-emerge. You are not ready. The intense emotion is deflected from your vulnerable core, redirected and expressed instead as anger. The anger may be aimed at inanimate objects, innocent hobbits, complete strangers, friends or family. Anger may be directed at GPA. Rationally, you know GPA is not to be blamed. Emotionally, however, you may resent the GPA for ever accepting you or for leaving you. You feel guilty for being angry, and this makes you more angry. 3. Bargaining "Please Sheepy! Change my nation ID!" The normal reaction to feelings of helplessness and vulnerability is often a need to regain control through a series of “If only” statements, such as: If only I had sought another alliance sooner… If only I got a second opinion from another P&W player… If only I had tried to be a better member toward them, we could've pushed them away from neutrality sooner… This is an attempt to bargain. Secretly, you may make a deal with Sheepy in an attempt to change your nation ID. This is a weaker line of defense to protect you from the painful reality. 4. Depression "I wasted so much time being GPA, yet my nation misses it so much..." There are two types of depression that are associated with mourning. The first one is a reaction to practical implications relating to being GPA. Sadness and regret predominate this type of depression. You worry about consequences. You worry that, in your grief, you have spent less time with others that depend on you. This phase may be eased by simple clarification and reassurance. You may need a bit of helpful cooperation and a few kind words. The second type of depression is more subtle and, in a sense, perhaps more private. It is your quiet preparation to separate and to bid GPA farewell. Sometimes all you really need is a hug. 5. Acceptance. "My nation was GPA." Reaching this stage of grieving is a gift not afforded to everyone. GPA may be sudden and unexpected or you may never see beyond your anger or denial. It is not necessarily a mark of bravery to resist the inevitable and to deny yourself the opportunity to make your peace. This phase is marked by withdrawal and calm. This is not a period of happiness and must be distinguished from depression. Coping with GPA is ultimately a deeply personal and singular experience — nobody can help you go through it more easily or understand all the emotions that you’re going through. But others can be there for you and help comfort you through this process. The best thing you can do is to allow yourself to feel the grief as it comes over you. Resisting it only will prolong the natural process of healing.
    2 points
  37. I think he meant ex-Guardian, but we'll still run with it...as this is a joke thread!
    2 points
  38. I was finally able to find a way to get the gif made by only removing half the content, doubling the speed, and shrinking it down to be unreadable. This is your fault for not allowing .gifv on the forums @Alex
    2 points
  39. I didn't say one thing about CN, and yes, my posts were meant to be humorous. ^This one however is severely lacking.
    1 point
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