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With the disbandment of Terminal Jest, most wars between Terminal Jest and IQ plus allies have come to an end. You can find the first war stats on alliances level here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10O5scQXDHzGFHY5yeUy6FEvKClHz5WsttH-a65iTKHI/edit#gid=402208032 On the following table you can see the most important results (all details at the spreadsheet link above): Most stats are self-explanatory, however a few tips are needed: Alliance "Other" is referred to some wars that took place between Terminal Jest and Dragonstone, Cerberus and Polaris. No official DoW or RoH has been made public from either side. These wars are only 7 (compared to the total 470+ wars), so they don't affect the stats a lot. Although Lordaeron disbanded midwar, most of its stats were included in the Cornerstone stats. "Damage" (caused or sustained) includes all the loots (nation and bank), military expenses and infra expenses. It doesn't include gas/munitions used during war or lost resources due to decommissioned troops. "Net losses" is the result of Sustained Damage + Gas/Munitions spent + Decommissioned steel - Loots earned. The final losses of an alliance. Net Damage is the difference between caused and sustained damage. Performance is the Damage_caused / Damage_sustained ratio. Efficiency is the Damage_caused / Net_losses ratio. Loots include cash and the value of resources. The value of resources is calculated by using the average prices of the market from the past few months (second tab). An estimation was made for the average value of infra, as if all infra was distributed in sets of 100 at 1.1k to 1.2k infra cities or so. The infra damage sustained by each nation was accurately calculated. These numbers are not an estimation but the true value. An estimation was also made for the consumed gas and munitions. It was assumed that all the tanks destroyed were burnt by airstrikes. Each aircraft destroys 2 tanks or so on average. Every 4 aircraft need 1 gas/munition per airstrike. The result of this calculation was doubled to give a rough estimation of the consumed resources from other types of attacks. An estimation was made regarding the decommissioned steel from the side of Terminal Jest to perform repeatitive downdeclares. This data is not available for IQ, although nations have been seen to sell troops to get momentarily out of TJ nations range. Bank loots are also included, although for TJ an initial (over)estimation was provided. In the upcoming days, these results may be updated and refined. Also, another list will be published with the stats of each individual that participated to the war as well as the raw data for the rest of the alliances to use (and cross-check the stats). Finally, I will provide some tables showing some trends that were observed during the war (e.g. number of nukes launched per day). For those that may have any questions/comments about the reports, you can PM me on Discord or leave a comment here. For those going in peace mode, I wish you quick rebuilding. For those preparing for more wars, I wish you a fun new campaign.

Chapter 1 Peace and Chill Fark and Stratagem agree to never hate on each other via private shade or public nukes. Any static that should arise in their friendship will be handled with the utmost chill. Neither alliance is to engage in any action that may harm the other in any form or fashion. Chapter 2 Tea Time Both Fark and Stratagem agree to share any cat videos and vital information that may be of significance to each other’s wheelings and dealings. All tea is to be spilled in private and with the utmost discretion. Chapter 3 “Imma Do Me!” Fark and Stratagem agree to respect each other’s independence and will let each other to do their thing without getting too clingy. However, they’re both obligated to give the other a heads up if it’s about to go down. Chapter 4a Lock n’ Load Both alliances are 110% committed to squaring up in defense of each other, if/when attacked. That’s it. You fcuk with one, you fcuk with the other. In the event beef arises between the other’s allies, both Fark and Stratagem will tap out until it blows over. Chapter 4b Don’t Start None... This mutual defense treaty is non-chaining. If Fark or Stratagem swing on someone, neither are obligated to participate. I mean, if they want to for the lulz they can, but nbd if they pass. Chapter 5 Keep the Party Goin’ This arrangement must get the scan through every three months to make sure it’s all still legit and they’re still down to rock with each other. Chapter 6 It’s Not Me, It’s You Should either Fark or Stratagem feel the need to break for whatever reason, they must give the other a heads up 48 hours before telling everybody else. Tagged for Stratagem by Queen M, Ringleader Quan Tativ, Right Hand Durmij, Special Advisor on Chicanery Signed for Fark’s Cerberean Council Maverick, War Head Souparman, Head of Internal Affairs TumultuousPapaya, Head of Foreign Affairs Tl;dr - Fark and Stratagem have upgraded from a protection agreement to a MnDP.

http://politicsandwar.wikia.com/wiki/Cultural_Victory

I think Partisan starts wars so he can make Taylor Swift videos

@Lelouch Vi Britannia @ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ I'm suing for damages and personal damaged btw. Pantie-san, didn't give me a lot of heads up on the disband date so I still have a few days worth of videos. Which after all the effort of making you may be damn sure I'm gonna post.

Thanks for being ride or die with us and taking a chance on some spunky kids with an attitude problem in these Orbis streets! True Gs, for real o7

Wow the cool kids are still salty AF. Anyhow thanks for the entertainment jesters, it was fun. Also, thanks for actually doing something while everyone else sat back and talked the talk.

When a suicide run succeeds far beyond anyone’s imagination, and IQ finally gets their shit together and starts bragging “Ha look guys, it only took us way too long but we can brag now and maybe find our diginity” #JustIQThings

Good afternoon, My names is Prefonteam and this is Terminal News Hour. Today we report on live footage of peace negotiations between your champions of dynamism, Terminal and Inquisition leadership. Inside sources report that Inquisition leadership has demanded a staggering $5 billion in reparations from your favorite Jesters. Other terms would include a surrender at the BK Headquarters, and the extradition and humiliation of charismatic rebel leader, Prefonthaw. A selection of quotes from the negotiations and the full terms can be found at the Terminal website: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=3346 A shockwave of outrage at these atrocious terms has rippled across the world, and citizens globally have united to voice their dissent through thoughts and prayers. A gathering even larger than the attendence numbers at United States president "Donald Trump" 's inauguration appears to be planned for later this week. A video was leaked from the negotiations as well: The world awaits with bated breath how these negotiations will proceed. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Prefonterm and this was Terminal News with your (f)actual news hour.

We you just created an excel sheet with the TKR stats for the war with Arrgh with the basic units killed + infra and loot and Ripper comes out with a NASA tier stat page with the minutes of porn watched by every player waiting before the update

So Roq wants 5b from a 20 man alliance, but balked at paying 800m to BK all those years ago.

Two weeks from now

Their members are fleeing Their leaders are kneeling Terminal Jest News Forgot about Ayyslamic Operator Fuze

Congrats on the treaty. You are now being sent to an NPO reeducation facility.

Attention whore.

Smh @Cynic bby, this is your alliance. It was your chance to go with that gay biker theme you had envisioned for t$. Much disappoint. ;_;

When you defeat IQ so badly that you gotta disband and flee to various other alliances to hide from the army of 14 city nations coming to roll you. #JustPartisanThings

I guess not to create things but to destroy things (This picture was made after I was told to be ready at the update for a war but before knowing what the target would have been so the part with the broken dreams is missing) Well you don't need more than the summary for a war where the top player for tanks destroyed has 4180 and the top for air destroyed has 415 (stats updated almost a day ago)

Me irl

god dammit rickky

The biggest news here is that now I can hate on Fark via public shade or private nukes. Take that, @Queen M and @kosmokenny!

Bros 4 lyfe. You guys make my heart beat ?

XD Not sure if I should be upset of how accurate that is when I started editing Or laugh at how funny it is Ayy Lmao

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for Terminal Jest We bring it right back with the brand new Ayyslamic Attack See if you can find the hidden score easter egg

Today the Imperium of Man is responding to an unprovoked attack by the leader of Zodiac onto the leader of the Imperium, our God Emperor, when he returned safely to the Imperium. Which was followed by a number of unknown spy attacks onto many Imperium members. Given the attack by the leader of Zodiac and the quickly followed-up spy attacks on a mass scale that shows alliance coordination, the Imperium of Man is considering this an officially unannounced declaration of war by Zodiac onto the Imperium of Man. Therefore, the Imperium will take all measures necessary to defend itself from this act of warfare by Zodiac. Which has been started without any diplomatic communication from Zodiac and thus is seen as unprovoked aggression onto the Imperium. The Imperium of Man is now in a state of a defensive war against Zodiac as a result of their leader's direct attack on our leader which was then quickly followed by spy attacks attacking aircraft bases and Imperium spies tasked with defending the Imperium from spy attacks. The Imperium will take all measures to defend itself and to defend the people living within it until the last Guardsman falls dead. Should it come to pass.

30 billion in damages... Good f*cking game. The memes were great too,amusing that the first war i get to watch in Orbis is a bunch of shitposters going postal on an entire bloc. A true sight to have beholden in memory. Truly, a most glorious culture victory. Why you were born? Well now everyone makes mistakes don't think too hard on it.

Congrats guys. Looks fun for both sides. Seeing the different strategy usage was interesting. 30 billion is pretty huge. Does this mean it is all done and closed or will these stats change still?

Fraggle: 303

Excuse me, our records show that no one was ever "sent" to one, they all admitted themselves voluntarily.

Congratulations Stratagem, for all that is worth, you made Globoid do a post in the evil OWF, and that is more rare that unicorns! High praises to a treaty indeed. So rare, that I going to take a screenshot, to keep it for posterity!

Yep, IQ are really good at war. http://politicsandwar.wikia.com/wiki/The_Trail_of_Tiers But to be fair in Trail of Tiers they didn't outnumber the opposition to the extent of this kamikaze war by TjEst. You're still a newb but one day you and your sphere may learn the magic of competence and what it can accomplish against all odds.

09/11/2017 (165 Days Old) So funny story about a liiiiiiitle farther back....

Gandalf.exe has started running unexpectedly, would you like to end this process?

Who the hell is Fark?

To loyal friends!

Congrats on the Fark treaty,

I agree, let the shit talking flow vigorously! Also, I am glad to see this. I kinda, sorta don't hate you guys <3 (This is as nice as I get, plus Kosmokenny will always be my power animal)

YES!

Glad to see this finally!!

There he goes. Playing the victim. Again.

Attacking one of my allies? You'll be hearing from my eLawyer!

We know, but since its one giant blob of treaties does it really matter?

I expect you to hit some other alliances too then. But that would require some balls from IQ. Go with the paperless micro instead.