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The end of the Durmstrang Institute The Durmstrang Wizarding Institute had met its final hour. Headmaster Seb sighed as he looked over the damning Ofsted report that threatened to close his academy due to the apparently abhorrent ‘grooming techniques’ used by him and his staff. It seemed so weird to him that educational regulatory bodies were now able to ruin everything he’d worked for based on the cleanliness of his staff; he profusely contested this decision as he had been particularly close to many of his staff on many occasion and found their scent... Pleasureable. Professors Jim and Tricerius were troubled at the news. Such a scandal to arise shortly after their joining did not portray them in a favourable light, despite their innocence. Deputy Principal Goomy ordered to see them in his chambers, they thought this peculiar but didn’t wish to appear suspicious by not attending. After a gruelling night in a most sensitive meeting the pair were slightly traumatised, Goomy had shown them the source of the claims of staff misconduct… Seb pondered over his ancient texts in order to find a way out of this mess. He finally reached the ‘R’ section in the A-Z guide to which he let out a cry of joy (this was nothing to do with the student underneath his desk). His prayers had been answered by a short entry: “Ragnarok; Are you about to face complete annihilation and or destruction of your hopes and dreams? Call Ragnarok on 09** *** **** for top quality advice. We’re the end of days specialists!” He dialed up the number to be met with response from their phone operator AnwarJ who after some ‘convincing’ directed Seb to his supervisor Trajan; the pair arranged for a the Ofsted inspector to be dealt with in a manner most befitting… a night with Ragnarok’s seductional educational specialist Mr. Graham. After a lot of Hard work the charges were dropped. Now came for payment. Trajan highlighted in their contract a clause titled “Repopulation”. Apparently after their duty was done, Ragnarok expected a member of each parties to come together in some sort of ceremonial event. Goomy instantly volunteered, Ragnarok presented AddictedBoy as their emissary for the event. It was time to find out what he was addicted to ;). The entire encounter went so well that Ragnarok decided to add Durmstrang to their loyal customers list. Durmstrang reciprocated with a tour of their staff housing… Durmstrang and Ragnarok sign an ODP Article I: Sovereignty The parties agree to respect one another’s sovereignty by forming an invisible barrier made of educational forms of knowledge that prevents interference. Article II: Non-Aggression The parties agree and guarantee the cessation of any and all forms of illegal educational techniques being taught towards each other. Article III: Secret-sharing The parties agree to share the latest and trendiest education techniques with each other with the intent of improving the education and knowledge of both parties. Article IV: Optional Defense The parties acknowledge that in the case of educational books being destroyed by external forces, they are not mandated to come to the aid of their fellow signatory. Should either party face annihilation and or destruction of its existence, they are encouraged to neutralise it with legal forms of powerful knowledge. Article V: Cancellation Should either party wishes to be left alone, 72 hours of notice must be given before it can be made official. Signed for Durmstrang: Headmaster Seb Mistress Goomy Mistress Tricerius Mistress Jim Beam Signed for Ragnarok: High King : Trajan Jarl: Jeremy Graham Thane of Diplomacy: AddictedBoy Steward of Diplomacy: AnwarJ

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Quit lieing, I canceled this last night after that bs you pulled i also told you not bother posting this, Jesus

Happy Birthday to us It looks like we're getting old. It was one year ago that a battered set of former Terminus Est members - along with a handful of friends, noobs and camp followers - all ventured out into the wildness to form a new alliance- the Knights Templar. Since then, the Knights Templar have grown from a circus look-alike band into a serious, prospering community. Sitting well within the top 10, and having done so for many months, the Knights Templar have experienced a little bit of everything. Through the good times and the bad, the brothers and sisters of the Knights Templar have always stood shoulder to shoulder with each other. We are our own happy community, and the future is bright for us. We would like to thank The Commonwealth, Seven Kingdoms, Advanced Idea Mechanics and Zeon for their support and friendship, as well as former allies for all the good times we had together. We would also like to thank all our other friends, supporters, and frenemies for being there for us. It's been a great year, and we are sure there will be much more to come. Deus Vult! *Credits to Thalmor for the awesome picture *Apologies to Orbis for this not being another Lordaeron announcement

Dont forget illiterate as well.... it started with Losser and now there/they’re/their plus a Lieing here and a Lieing there... I’m convinced this game makes people stupid.

Honestly, you're all stupid

That is one misleading title...

Do you not see the common denominator for all the times you have been downvoted? Cause it seems to me....that it is you.

Maybe the downvotes were aimed at your meaningless post, not at Lordaeron.

yay more shitposting

I was pitched the idea of Knights Templar in December of 2016 when TEst was still up and running — albeit without the actual name of the alliance. In January, Thalmor disclosed more details, and I slowly started getting closer to him, and Odin. Around late February was when I finally decided to join — shit, those were some good days. Organising many a thing in the very start, then slowly fading out due to real life, and popping right back in around late May, was a hecka good experience, not just because I liked Thalmor, Odin, the theme — but because I liked what Knights Templar was about then. No, I’m not referring to the majority of members political leanings in real life; rather I refer to original KT’s (well maybe a bit after original KT) desire to not treat their members as statistics. We didn’t have a lot of cash, and we didn’t have a lot of nations — what we did have, however, were some damn willing govt members, and by far one of the most active groups I’ve seen. (As a decade has passed since I’ve been playing these games that’s saying something.) I remember Thalmor, Odin, a lot of others and myself just dumping cash into the bank, or trading it directly to nations to help em out when our taxes didn’t cut it — Econ was a mess, we all agreed, but with a little bit of this, and a little bit of that we got past that. We had issues every alliance that was new would experience — few friends, many enemies, or former enemies, who to side with, who to not support, etc., and we didn’t always get things right — but we persisted, we persisted like hell. We lost a lot of our original members when certain alliances began to poach ? whales ?, but we recovered them in the form of new members — teaching them how to raid, build, and fight, was honestly an amazing experience — you got me through some very rough times in real life, and I’ll be grateful for that. Things changed when brilliant minds were added to our group, but one thing remained the same: we weren’t gonna die. We had a leadership change, lost three gov members in a relatively short period of time (myself included, I was admitted to the hospital, Codonian left because reasons, and vlad had an accident), but we never gave up. Don't get me wrong; there are things I don’t like about KT and would prefer to change, but damn it was a pleasure working with you, it was a pleasure managing your affairs, and it is a pleasure to see you grow. I haven’t always been able to help, and I apologise for that. For the people that don’t wish to read all of it: Knights Templar was by all means an amazing alliance — while I don’t know how it’s like now, I still believe it’s one of the best hands-down. You might not have your original crew (3/4 of gov came months after I had done the majority of my work), you might not have Thalmor as your leader — but as long as you have that spirit, you’ll be here, and you’ll be winning. o7 Knights Templar

On mobile so short post. I've seen a surprising number of people say that they spend to much time playing this game and/or on Discord, and that it's hurting school performance. I would like to send a PSA saying that it's okay to take a break. Your alliance won't explode if you take a weekend off. Shit, if it does, then maybe it deserves to blow up. Yes, yes, yes, P&W > IRL, but at the end of the day you can't keep playing P&W if playing this game messes up your IRL stuff so your internet gets cut off. So... take a break.

Desk for sale. Minor blemishes but in good condition.

Dude. I thought DS was merging into RoK for the first half of this post.

Quit lieing! We don't need your collage here, OP!

if nobody cares, then why are you bothering to respond? might want to work on that buddy feel free to use my name next time, you might become an actual alliance leader that way

Maybe I'm mistaken, but are you leading an alliance now? If so, why?

Too bad this forum isn't moderated. Otherwise someone could do something about all this spam.

where's the lordaeron announcement in response to this

Yummy Chocolate Chip Cookies Prep: 15 m Cook: 10 m Ready In: 35 m Recipe By: Jenn They may sound difficult, but I could seriously burn water and created this recipe myself. I tend not to use actual measurements (I like them really chocolaty), but stick close to what I have here. Everyone who has ever tasted them, loves them... And if I can make them, anyone can. Ingredients 1 cup shortening 1 cup white sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup honey 2 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup crispy rice cereal 1/2 cup rolled oats 1 cup jumbo semisweet chocolate chips 1 cup milk chocolate chips Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets. In a large bowl, cream together the shortening, white sugar, brown sugar and honey until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Combine the flour, baking soda and salt; stir into the creamed mixture. Using a wooden spoon, stir in the oats, cereal, jumbo chocolate chips and milk chocolate chips. Drop by heaping teaspoonfuls onto the prepared cookie sheets. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven, until golden. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool completely. Enjoy! I figured I'd helpout Bluebear and Thalmor on their crusade

Look at this glass bottle. I drunk out of it earlier today. It was good. . It's just a glass bottle. What did you expect?

Well you and Lord are certainly a great fit. Pity the rest of us who have to put up with it.

One of these days I will run out of blobs, but that day is not today. Happy birthday, KT.

This good?

Now THIS is the quality content I come here for.

Lordaeron are a bunch of scum.

Needs more "Upvote please"

You and no neck casey really do deserve each other.

"you cant get upset because people are being autistic and are wasting your time in a space that's supposed to be mildly serious because it's just a game xD haha!" please if you're going to shitpost try and be funny

because nobody likes their time to be wasted didnt realize you guys needed it to be spelled out for you

No, pretty sure the mass dislikes on that post was because your post was completely pointless.

if you sign good alliances you never have to worry about cancelling them due to incompetence

Yeah, no, you earned that hate by your own merit.

keeping the standards low for Alliance Affairs probably better that way tbh

Who in their right mind jumps on OWF and decides to post a fake DOW. @Tulipia I got some Mercenary contracts for Arrgh, and the targets' name rhymes with lime rum.

Perfect opportunity to coup Theo.

I mean sure. I could go have a life. But while you are out pushing degrees, shagging solid sevens and making careers, Im right here gittin gud. Welcome to my kingdom mother!@#$ers.

[Classified] 25 000 Soldiers of the Janissarie unit and Red Falcon Jets would be put as a defence and peace force in Weifang, PRC. This is a force that won't act until the PRC was in a defensive Conflict. The base is fully equippet with Radar and Anti Air Units. The 25 000 Will be replaced with Double the size of new recruits back at home that are under Training at this momment. -Anything posted in here is considered Classified.

Based on the Protectorate Treaty we signed with the Golden Phoenix Coalition, we are required to give a 69hr. notice of our intent to cancel the Protectorate. This is our official statement that we are terminating the Protectorate in the time given. This information has also been sent via Discord Chat. We wish the best of luck to GPC and its future plans...no matter what they may be. Signed, Eugene Faulkner II, Lord of the Band of the Hawk

You didn't cancel because of Lord, Lord wanted to cancel because of your stupid post. You did this all by demonstrating unfathomable levels of stupidity in your recent posts. Not hard to see, bud.

lol Why do you have a Bebo sticker on the desk?

He left KT the other day. Only KT members were included in the image.

My life is shit. The p/w community/game has gone to shit. All I have left is the bottle and it's under performing ending all of it sooner. Is it ok to take a break from life?

Do you guys just throw darts at your computer screens to figure out who you're signing next?

I'm new to Politics & War, but it seems like a fun time to be had. I hope you guys all feel the same way! I'd like to thank Black Knights for accepting me into their alliance; hopefully we'll all have plenty of good times and shitposts together. Be seeing you!