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The First Crusade For some time now, we’ve been hearing murmurs of Machiavellian plotting and scheming from those who seek to threaten the Holy Land, expunging and destroying our fiercely loyal soldiers and civilians, women and children. The heathens’ plan was shrewd, but not without flaws. Aside from attacking us, in the aftermath they planned to betray and attack the same allies who they asked to help them fight against us. We searched for clues, we searched for evidence, and we received both. God’s will is clear. Knights Templar does not stand idly by in the face of unwarranted aggression. The Pope is slow on calling for it, but I’ve got God’s permission right here (https://i.imgur.com/oft7d36.jpg). Thus, without further ado, Knights Templar declares war on Assassin Order. May God have mercy on Kastor’s soul.

TL:DR

Bad Company is ready to kick some Ass and eat some steak... and we’re all out of steak. Well, well, well, Mr. Kastor... it seems you’re back at it again. This time encouraging our allies to stop, drop, and roll us. Allow us to present to the world, Exhibit A. We here at Bad Company take our rights to private property very seriously. Insult us, mock us, even slander us, that we understand. Business is business. But to attack our assets, attack our sponsors, that we take as much, much more. So in the name of all that is... profitable, Bad Company hereby shall take its rightful, defensive stand against Kastor’s attempts to undermine us. We see our attack as a warranted and defensive move and will act accordingly. Our legal team advises us not to say this, but, Kastor, we hope that Ass in Assassin Order is “ripe enough for a good kickin’” as the kids say. And we call upon all members of Orbis, this is the opportunity you’ve been waiting for. Join us, if not just this once. Join us... in the Ass-Kicking Crusade.

Oh Kastor, I missed you.

Deus Vult!

War? Woah woah woah what is this madness? Have you not heard the IQ decree? All wars are banned. The only thing allowed here is peace, pixel hugging, and sleeping! You monsters! Stretch, time to leech off and clean up. Arrgh!

DS is next.

I mean you can check the logs yourself you invited KT along to the fight not us.

do it or you're a !@#$

Or maybe, just maybe, Kastor managed to piss off multiple alliances. Just a thought.

*you're

Is it just me or was each image posted 2-3 times? Best of luck tho! o/

>All of these potential won wars being added to my collection

Deus vult!

DEUS VULT!

"Well are you down to betray BC?" That sounds like a quote from a bad movie where the villain feels the need to excessively point out the fact that he is, indeed, the villain. Yay for BC!

At this point Kastor and I are fighting for who is more retarded

Knights Templar VS Assassin's Order? It's destiny, I suppose.

Damn glad to have you along for the ride

Maybe you need some infra reduced so you will have more projects than slots to support.....

Jesus christ could you have posted a smaller, lower res version of this pic?

Sad!

TEMPLARRRRS ROLL OUT! o/ Oh wait im supposed to say Deus Vult or something aren't I?

Best of luck in your new direction. You and Guardian have always been extremely solid in the war-front and sad to see a treaty like this go, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Not sure this adds or takes away anything as far as the stagnation goes. I've found that paperless does not actually add "Dynamism™" to the game because everyone just assumes you have lots of secret treaties. The whole problem is no one wanted to step up and be seen as the bad evil aggressor and roll smaller alliances. No one wanted to cultivate any grudges and act upon them. I guess part of the reason is how brutal this game was on the losing side and all the character assassination attempts that were made pre-war and post-war and that reluctance for anyone to do anything for fear they'd be next and have years of FA torn apart and years afterwards. I digress.... Sorta wonder if the evolution of these games has run it's course. Took another game 5-8 years, took this game 1-2, lol.

And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission. - Hebrews 9:22, KJV.

*dies laughing*

This episode of Kastorium is going to be !@#$ing lit fam.

I have friends in both alliances. Have fun y'all.

when people are so bored that they treaty people they're already treatied to L \o Tali regardless

Recording of the show https://nofile.io/f/zsfGnKsPBBg/kastor+thing+22012018.wav

I prefer Ghost-Fire type myself.

I was wrong. Should have known better.

Will NPO and Roz Wei honor their protectorate? I sure hope so. KT has a few pixel huggers itself, however I like them. Bad Company only has one of those two traits, you can guess which it is. (I mean seriously BC has nations with 13 cities and 2500 infra, and even 14 cities with 3k infra, who tf taught them commonsense. Really, even more, 12 cities with 2700 infra. If we had the numbers to effectively do it, we'd kill their infra in a round or two. Comon wtf.)

I dunno. Least Higgins knows he's a joke.

'They have poured out their blood like water round about Jerusalem; And there was no one to bury them.' - Psalm 79:3

Bad Company joining us like:

Now THIS is a DoW of yesteryear! Giggity!

Theeeere we go, much better. Very sage.

Amusingly, this treaty is subordinate to IQ's supremacy clause.

this whole inquisition thing sure has brought along loads of incest treaties How all of these IQ treaties would look in real life: Person1 in IQ family - "we're going to marry [Person2 in IQ]" Person3 in IQ - "go ahead, we're marrying them soon too" Person4 in IQ - "word, we need to make sure we're married to as many of our siblings as possible. Long live IQ!"

"It isn't a light decision to sign an MDoAP with an alliance we already had an MDoAP with." Rofl okay

Kastor can be a doofus with his information, but he's no where near Higgin's retardation.

You wanted us, you got it tough guy.