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*Guardian, Mensa and Seven Kingdoms all declare war on Viridian Entente* General Community: Yeah, let's go Axis Powers! VE has had their throne long enough. *The Syndicate, World Wrestling Federation, Black Knights, Rose, United Purple Nations, Green Production Agency, Uranicus Socialitas and Cornerstone declare on the Axis Powers* General Community: The Axis Powers are horrible. They never should have done this. This is treachery. Long Live VE! We've been on their side all along. *VE is demoted to #2 rank* General Community: Cool. *Guardian and Seven Kingdoms exit top ten* General Community: AWESOME!!! *Mensa HQ gets rolled* General Community: This just keeps getting better and better. DEIC Involvement: VoC member: Hey look, there's a world war happening, and our allies are involved! What are we going to do? DEIC Representative: We have more important things to worry about. Let's watch them burn. Nothing we can do. *Axis Powers approach VoC* VoC Representative: Yeah, no. Not after everything you've done. Tenages: But what about our treaty?!?!?! DEIC Representative: Whoops, did I type MDP??? I meant to type ODP. So we are not obligated. Tenages: Wow you are one !@#$ Me: Lol sucks to suck EDIT: The Syndicate: We must defend neutrality! Syndicate member: Is somebody attacking GPA??? Syndicate representative: Oh no, we're going to help VE roll the Axis Powers. Produced by Official Reich Comedy Written by King Oskar Enjoy!

As you may know, Arrgh 'protects' seven different alliances, including the disbanded Socialist International. This is a comedy about that. Ogaden: Let's make some booty by protecting some tiny micros! Hereno: Is it possible Arrgh could protect Socialist International during our transition period? Ogaden: Why sure, matees! *SI member is attacked* Ogaden: Focus all manpower on this man that we are being paid to attack! Arrgh member: But what about the attacked SI member? Ogaden: Who cares, he's inactive. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ThePVTAndrew: The Commonwealth of United Nation States needs a protector. Ogaden: Sure, but we'll need some booty! ThePVTAndrew: No problem, how much? Ogaden: Here at Arrgh! we like lots of booty, so much we can roll in it. We like getting right in the booty. ThePVTAndrew: So... Ogaden: We'll take $100,000,000 per month for protecting you. *CUNS member is attacked* Ogaden: We have more important matters to deal with. Ogaden to Warpool: If you accept new protectorates, I have some advice. Warpool: What would that be? Ogaden: Booty is good. Make sure you get enough booty from it. Warpool: And... Ogaden: Don't worry about actually protecting them. They'll be satisfied if you just let them put "Protected by Arrgh" in their description. Warpool: Wow, we're protectorate !@#$. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The End! Hope nobody is offended. Preview of next episode: The next episode is scheduled to target VoC based on popular request.

Yeah, do it daily. They're amazing

You forgot to mention that VE eventually regained its position as the #1 Alliance. VE ARE NUMBER 1

So Henry is KAstor!?

Orbis just doesn't have that much comedy and this is totally helping the situation. Oskar you're a piece of crap who edits comments. Thanks bro

Do it daily instead. It's like a daily magazine full of satire and sarcasm.

While war wages on within Politics and War and currently my nation is losing pixels for a great cause, today is also a day to remember the men and women across the United States who have given everything to protect our great nation! As we continue to fight our pixel wars let us all take a moment to remember those around us who have served and gave their all for nation(s) that we really live in. Let us salute those who have fallen and remember them for the sacrifices they gave! I recently lost my Grandfather a few weeks back! He was a great man that served in Korea and Vietnam repairing helicopters in the 1st Cavalry Division. I knew he had lung issues but didn't realize that it was most likely contributed to Agent Orange, and was the reason he passed so soon and unexpectedly. He was a great man who never stopped working despite his complications, and when we had the chance to see him, he always cared to ask how things were going for us! Thank you for your service Sir! o7 -Restius

This is why I find raiding those protected by Arrgh to be profitable. Pirates are pretty laid back, and easy to cut deals with!