On War
Entry posted by Emperor Penguin Rikkar ·
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OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.
None Can Oppose The Might Of The Penguin!
Please Stand by, for a speech from our Bird-Emperor:
My Waddlers, Gentlefowl of the Nestingland:
What a proud day this is! Once again, in the name of Herringsraum, we have expanded our glorious borders father than we could have ever dreamed of. Our enemies, like the cowardly sub-fowl they are, have ceded such territory without so much as a fight! On and on we march, met only with the halfhearted resistance of an enemy who have long abandoned the hopes of victory.
This expansion is one I could have only dreamed of! Conquest after conquest; Victory after victory!
And yet, I am troubled.
What is Victory, without Struggle? What is the reason of celebrating the conquest of Herringsraum if it was not paid for in the blood of Heroes?
Where is the glorious struggle that forges Waddlers out of Chicks? Where is our proven Superiority? Where is our hard-fought Final Victory?
Is it found in these enemies, these foes that retreat to their bunkers and wave their beige flags? Is it found in the silence of their barracks, as their quailing civilians refuse the clarion call of their homeland?
I look outwards, toward distant empires, and weep openly at their glorious struggle. What I would give to be embroiled in the titanic clash of ideologies; What I would surrender to be able to stand jubilant against the colossal hordes, confident in the might of the Master-Fowl. To ascend to the cultural ranks of godhood, and wage total war against those that seek your utmost annihilation!
Do we see such conviction in our enemies? Do we see them encapsulating the indomitable will to resist, to fight to the last against those that invade their pitiful lands?
No,
No,
And three times NO!
Gentlefowl, Penguins of this Nestingland:
War, the most pure and glorious struggle among nations, is wasted upon these sub-fowl peasants. No, the blessing of War is not deserved to be wasted upon such filth.
As of Today, 17 August, the Nestingland of Krakke is no longer in a state of war. This is simply pest control; this is the removal of chaff from a harvest.
Our enemies do not warrant clemency, they do not warrant empathy. They are merely parasites infesting our Herringsraum, and must be removed.
And we will have our Herringsraum.
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