BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Translated to English: Lucia Svadin: "Hello, I am Lucia Svadin, and I have breaking news...."
BREAKING NEWS
Lucia Svadin: "Once again, the SARF has caused many tragedies. They have assassinated our dear leader Vladimir Zhogin. He has vanished and the SARF has taken responsibility. Habibullah Sewick has now taken the role of leader. Let us mourn the great revolutionary, leader, martyr, hero, comrade, brother, and friend.
[shortened Version of National Anthem Plays]
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Mai oup gqopi thi ne!
Ew oup tspogn!
Ew no wwnok sahw qi ve it qi ke o!
Ew oup vpe!
Vladimir Zhogin qes ut og!
She mapsypt tavde ut!
She mapsypt' bqod wiqq thi ne shpou she nig ht!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Allah wiqq tho tih mepci uron oup menies!
Allah wiqq tho ut ho so kappi no Khevin!
Ew wiqq k now who so qi ve she do og qi ve!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq! Haiq! Khevin!!!!!!
[Anthem ends. Camera goes to Lucia Svadin.]
Lucia Svadin: "He has died at the young age of thirty. Habibullah Sewick will being having a speech shortly. The program will end once his speech ends. Here it is."
Habibullah Sewick: "Hello brethren. Our great leader has died today. I do not have much to say, but it will be much in the end. The SARF is a stain on Khevin. We must eradicate every radical Shiite and supporter of the SARF. They have killed tens of thousands of Khevinists and they have not been defeated. I call upon all able fighters to help in the war against these monsters. We will kill all radicals. I am blessed to have been chosen to murder every single Shiite who has helped the murder of thousands. They claim they fight for God, but they are fighting for themselves, and for us to die. I will not be a political leader in this matter. I will be the destructive matter in this war on terror. Thank you, Khevin."
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