Introducing, Nova Scotia's New Leader
(new Anthem)
Chappie Tetravalal
Patrick Lynch, our former leader is stepping down as the Prime Minister of the country for an unknown reason. Some say that it was for pursuit of something greater in life, others say he's tired of politics. The only one who truly knows is this Chappie character, he declined to comment, stating: "Chappie wants to think."
To be fair, he does have a very large job ahead of him. Leading the Scotians to the expectations of Patrick's capabilities will be a hard job to tackle. However our former leader put his full trust in this lad, not commenting either besides "I've left for an obscure reason, one that is beyond even that of my sight. I just know something needs to be done and I cannot disclose anything in my absence."
We've heard of his past in South Africa...
...However, he has changed in the many years following. Went into politics, and is now officially to quote...
"Cool, like Daddy."
Anyway, they stole his cars... right?
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