Victory!
VICTORY!!!
Khevinist Soldiers celebrating the recent victory against the SARF
Lucia Svadin: "Hello, I'm Lucia Svadin, and I- we, have great news! The Khevinist Civil War is now over! Khevinist and Canadian forces have taken Guevaran back from the terrorists! Thirty thousand Shiites fighting for them have been captured, and will now be experimented on! But first, lets honour the dead Khevinist, Ryasian, and Canadian armed forces, and the civilians that were brutally killed during this horrendous war. Only ten Canadian forces died due to the few battles they participated in, ten Ryasian forces due to a horrible accident in a military base, ten thousand civilians due to the countless rape, torture, and slaughter by the SARF, and thirty thousand KAF deaths at the hands of the SARF at the rough start to the war."
[shortened Version of National Anthem Plays]
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Mai oup gqopi thi ne!
Ew oup tspogn!
Ew no wwnok sahw qi ve it qi ke o!
Ew oup vpe!
Vladimir Zhogin qes ut og!
She mapsypt tavde ut!
She mapsypt' bqod wiqq thi ne shpou she nig ht!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Allah wiqq tho tih mepci uron oup menies!
Allah wiqq tho ut ho so kappi no Khevin!
Ew wiqq k now who so qi ve she do og qi ve!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq! Haiq! Khevin!!!!!!
[Anthem ends. Camera goes to Lucia Svadin.]
Lucia Svadin: "Allah was truly in our favor. After the battle, we sent two notorious Shiites to prison. Semyon Marshenko has been put in place, and so has Abdul Ali. Andrej Vishtodos and Sergei Sebdonov are now on the loose as well as ten thousand more Shiites. This threat has not been wiped out completely, but this is a victory for now. With the new alcohol law in place, citizens can now celebrate this victory with a some champagne. The battle for this win began yesterday morning, after our former general, Khayri Zalenko's brutal attack. Khayri Zalenko is on the run too. They already had a presence in the outskirts of Guevaran, surrounding them. They then moved in. They sent a soldier down every street, every block, and every home. They built lookouts on rooftops, and in the sewers. There was no where for the SARF to go. They surrendered, giving time for a few thousand to escape, but nevertheless, this was victory. We won! Khevin, we won! The war is over! This shows Khevin is unstoppable! Aqq haiq Khevin! Let this show that no matter the start, the end is what truly matters. Allah has helped us in this journey, and we have reached the destination! The SARF still exists, and is still out there, but this only means another journey. May Allah comfort the souls lost in this war, and continue to bring prosperity to Khevin."
Lucia Svadin: "Goodnight, and good news."
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