BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Translated to English: Lucia Svadin: "Hello, I'm Lucia Svadin, and we have breaking news...."
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Lucia Svadin: "There are three immensely popular stories going about in Khevin currently. One of the most important events in our history is occurring at this moment. Lets bring in our military correspondent, Aleksandre Sergeyevich."
Aleksandre Sergeyvich: "Thank you, Lucia. Currently, the Canadian Armed Forces and the Khevinist Armed Forces are currently leading an attack on Guevaran. Canada has sent one thousand armed troops for the siege, and Khevin has sent in thirty-five thousand soldiers. We will keep you updated on the battle. Also, this decision was made because of a spur of the moment action by Khayri Zalenko. He brutally assaulted Vladimir Zhogin. He cut out his eye, and amputated an arm. It is unknown what his motives were, but is speculated he never left the SARF. It is also unknown how he inflicted this horror upon our esteemed Supreme President. This was shocking."
Lucia Svadin: "Truly shocking, indeed. In other news, Vladimir Zhogin, before this attack, presented a law to the Tenase that would repeal the law banning alcohol and cannabis. Vladimir Zhogin stated, 'It is not my decision if some want to have a beer every now and then. Same goes with marijuana. It is much safer than tobacco. But, this does not mean this will raise all of the restrictions.' The bill states that alcohol will be bought with Ovepsime. It will also be credited to the buyer, and the buyer will not be able to buy more than eight liters of alcohol every month. Marijuana will not be allowed to be bought privately, but it can be bought from the government for Ovepsime. It will also be credited to the buyer, and the buyer is not allowed to have more than twenty eight grams every month.
Lucia Svadin: "We wish all good luck in Guevaran, and may our prayers be with them. We would also like to say we hope Vladimir Zhogin's recovery will be speedy.
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