Election Season
Translated to English: Lucia Svadin: "Hello, I'm Lucia Svadin, and the 1999 Khevinist elections are coming up. Our political correspondent Masood Chownyk will tell us more."
Masood Chownyk: "Thank you Lucia. The election season has began for Khevin. Vladimir Zhogin is expected to win yet again, but we have some newcomers. I'll put up a visual about the political parties stances on the 5 major issues of Khevin."
Political Parties
Social Democratic Union
Guns: Enforce compulsory gun ownership.
Gay rights: Legal
War tactics: Organized, conventional warfare
Porn: Legal
Torture: Allow the death penalty instead
Liberal Party
Guns: Strict gun control
Gay rights: Legal
War tactics: No war
Porn: Legal
Torture: No torture or death penalty
Conservative Party
Guns: Illegal
Gay rights: Legal
War tactics: War destroys the environment
Porn: Legal
Torture: Use quick and painless death penalty instead
Zhoginist Party
Guns: Illegal
Gay rights: Illegal
War tactics: Guerilla Warfare
Porn: Illegal
Torture: Legal, make it worse
The new party, the Fascist Party
They will not reveal their policies yet.
Lucia Svadin: "Thank you Masood. Everybody have a great day and pray for those fighting in Guevaran."
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