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Battle Outside of Guevaran


Nadir Aminu

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Translated to English: Lucia Svadin: "Hello, I'm Lucia Svadin, lets continue our war update...."

 

 

 

KHEVINIST CIVIL WAR


Lucia Svadin: "In a new attack on Guevaran, it was a triumph. Khevin has killed over 1,000 members of the SARF in a recent guerilla attack on the outskirts of Guevaran. But there was a price. Our dear esteemed leader, Vladimir Zhogin was severely wounded in the attack. He dived on a grenade thrown at our forces to save one hundred men. He was airlifted to Tokiaqitm Hotrisaq. His injuries are life-threatening. Lets speak to our military correspondent Aleksandre Sergeyevich on this matter."

 

Aleksandre Sergeyevich: "Thank you, Lucia. The battle outside of Guevaran took place at noon today. Vladimir Zhogin staged an attack without the Tenase' support or approval in Guevaran after the speech he delivered to them. He called for guerilla warfare and accepting aid. He led one hundred of his best men to the fight against the SARF's stronghold in former Polish land. They successfully killed around one thousand insurgents before Vladimir Zhogin was injured. They fled to protect him after he saved all of their lives from this grenade. It was revealed he had broken ribs, a broken arm, and first degree burns all over his body."

 

Lucia Svadin: "Thank you, Aleksandre. We, the staff of the KNN wish and pray for Vladimir Zhogin's health and hope Allah will stay in favor with him. Have a good day."

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Zhogin went into battle? I thought he was against war, yet he himself takes part in the attacks! So really Zhogin is just a bloodthirsty cat waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike, or the media is romanticizing his injuries that may have been caused by something else.

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This is quite interesting. Mostly because it's.... Physically impossible to survive a grenade blast at contact range.....

But in any case, we wish Zhogin the best in his recovery.

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Also if you do not force a religion upon your people (your so-called freedom of religion), how come the official national news network of Khevin only recognizes people who worship Allah (which you spelled with three l's by the way)? You can say "pray for Vladimir Zhogin's health" since praying is part of all religions, except ridiculous joke religions like Pastafarian, but saying "hope Allah will stay in favor with him" only recognizes Muslims in your nation. If this was Muslim Khevin News or something, it would be fine since it is designated to Islam, but since it is a national official news network you cannot say that and still say you have freedom of religion.

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Our definition of freedom of religion is we allow all religions to be practiced, we didn't say we were secular. (Also, thanks for showing me my mistake.)

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Yes Fox Fire is right. You really can't survive a grenade blast like that. Though, I will say that if Zhogin protected them from shrapnel and other stuff that got thrown in the soldiers' directions, that could be mistaken for being hit by a grenade blast.

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Considering none of the reporters watched the battle, the soldiers (not being taught much about military equipment; just how to use it) said it was grenade.

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Canada hopes for a speedy recovery for Vladimir Zhogin.

 

It is impossible to survive a grenade if you have contact with it. Unless you are in some kind of really thick armored tank. They could have mistaken a shell or something as a grenade maybe.

 

And a touch on the religion thing - in Canada we have no official religion and we practice freedom of religion, however there are disputes from time to time.

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