The Arrival of a Dyad and a little bit of Chaos
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This "not really an interview, but whatever" took place on February 23rd, 1998.
[Dimitri Valko] Hello, everyone! Today is a very special day, for all of us!
[Eathelyn Valko] Our children, Petrus and Vitaliya, were born this evening, on February 23rd!
[Dimitri Valko] So, I've decided to bring the entire family here... because why not?
[Adorjan Valko] Hello! I'm Adorjan, Dimitri's younger brother.
[Ede Valko] I'm Ede, Dimitri's father.
[Kamilla Valko] Hello, I'm Kamilla, his mother.
[Nikolai Vanzin] Hello, I am Nikolai, Eathelyn's proud father.
[Lana Vanzin] And I'm Lana, Eathelyn's mother!
[Dimitri Valko] Alright, so the children! Petrus Valdemaras was born first, and Vitaliya Katia was born second.
[Eathelyn Valko] And they are so adorable!
[Nikolai Vanzin] And they're not mutated, like their father.
[Dimitri Valko] Excuse me?
[Nikolai Vanzin] Your eyes -- they're yellow. That's devil's work.
[Dimitri Valko] -sighs-
[Eathelyn Valko] Father, show some respect.
[Lana Vanzin] Your father's an arse, excuse him.
[Dimitri Valko] Ehm... so, yeah... Adorjan, how's your project going?
[Adorjan Valko] "Project Vampyre" hasn't been improved upon in a while, don't think it will be possible anytime soon at this rate.
[Nikolai Vanzin] -mutters something of it being work of the devil-
[Kamilla Valko] That's probably for the best that it's not going to be completed.
[Eathelyn Valko] I'm getting a headache from everyone talking at once...
[Dimitri Valko] And so is probably everyone at home... sorry for any headaches reading this may cause....
[Nikolai Vanzin] Well, they can be damned for all I care!
[Dimitri Valko] Nikolai, calm down.
[Nikolai Vanzin] You won't tell me what to do, son of Satan!
[Dimitri Valko] Is that necessary...?
[Nikolai Vanzin] -unsheathes wooden stake-
[Eathelyn Vanzin] Hey -- CALM DOWN!
[Dimitri Valko] WHY DO MY INTERVIEWS ALWAYS DESCEND INTO CHAOS?
[Nikolai Vanzin] SPAWN OF SATAN!
[Dimitri Valko] -walks out of building-
[Nikolai Vanzin] -chases after him-
[Ede Valko] Russians are such odd characters.
[Eathelyn Valko] No, that's just him...
[Lana Vanzin] Well... our neighbours shoot AK-47s out of their windows every night....
[Eathelyn Valko] You still live next to them...?
[Kamilla Valko] I believe my son is being chased by a madman right now. Is anyone going to do anything about it?
[Ede Valko] Nah, he's like a foot taller than him, let him handle it.
[Eathelyn Valko] Well... uh... this truly did descend into chaos. Anyone want to hold the children while I see what's going on?
[Dimitri Valko] -walks back into room-
[Ede Valko] What happened?
[Dimitri Valko] He had to use the bathroom, so he stopped chasing me. Anyway, back to what's at hand...
[Adorjan Valko] Like what?
[Dimitri Valko] I have no idea. Shall we just end this right here?
[Eathelyn Valko] Uh... sure.
[Dimitri Valko] Uh... goodnight, everyone.
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