CAPITAL ATTACK UPDATE
Translated to English: Lucia Svadin: "Lets go straight to Vladimir Zhogin's update on the attack of the Capital Building in Tokiaqitm."
Vladimir Zhogin: "People of Khevin. Citizens of Khevin. We have faced another tragic attack. It is with no doubt that the SARF is to blame. They have killed thousands more once again. They have left this country in distraught. Terrified. Scared. We have looked at all of the evidence; the missing senators from the vote yesterday, the terrorists who got aid from Semyon Marshenko. They were all the cause of this attack. We are hiding from a minority. A dangerous one. Now is not the time to hide. We must not give up! I hereby declare war on the SARF! We must eradicate these terrorists. They claim we are fascists and infidels. They think all Sunnis are stupid and they only care about themselves. Sergei Sebdonov and all known SAF members are now on the terror watch list. They also are now being under surveillance by the KIA. I call upon all able citizens to lead the fight against the SARF and all who wish to cause harm upon us!"
*A Shiite walks onto the stage*
Shiite: "I demand all brethren of mine to defeat these false Shiites. They are hypocrites and must be destroyed. I, Khayri Zalenko voted against this man's deposition because of this. He is a strong, capable leader. I am now being threatened by other Shiites. This is war. I have enlisted in the KAF to fight them in the battlefronts."
Vladimir Zhogin: "We, Shiite and Sunni unite to defend Khevin from these disasters and to protect all of us."
*Explosion in the background. The TV screen statics. Two men stand next to each other with a black background.*
Man 1: "We have just detonated another bomb at the Capital Building. The Shiites will have supreme domination over you statist enslaving monsters! You all remember me, right? I freed Semyon Marshenko from your hellish prisons. He will be the SARF's general in this war."
Semyon Marshenko: "We also freed Abdul Ali as well. You betrayed me Vladimir Zhogin, so you will be killed along with the rest of you Zhoginists."
Andrej Vishtodos: "Oh, Lucia, it was fun holding you captive when I did. Be prepared."
Semyon Marshenko: "Yes, be prepared Vladimir Zhogin. Be prepared."
Vladimir Zhogin: "I call for a state of emergency. All men, women, and children must go indoors, into their basement. We are setting up war shelters and refugee camps for the misplaced. Khayri Zalenko and I will be leading the troops to defeat these insurgents."
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