Valko's Legacy -- And Wizards
This interview took place on August 24th, 1997.
[Dimitri Valko] Alright, let this interview commence!
[Lucia Svadin] I'm Lucia Svadin of the Khevin News Network, and I am joined here by the President of Ryas, Dimitri Valko, and the First Lady of Ryas, Eathelyn Valko! I've heard that you have some information on your pregnancy, please share.
[Eathelyn Valko] Thank you for being here, Lucia. The pregnancy is going well, and just this morning, we have found two very important things. Alright, so... we're having fraternal twins! A boy and a girl, the boy's name is Petrus Valdemaras Valko (Pronounced PE-truws vahl-DE-mahrus vahl-kho), yes, the middle name is named after good friend Vladimir Zhogin, and the girl is Vitaliya Katia Valko (Pronounced VI-tahl-I-ya KAH-tyah vahl-kho)! It's been a very joyous day, and I'm so happy to be having twins.
[Dimitri Valko] Yes, it was great news. I'm also pleased that we could easily decide on such eloquent names for the children.
[Lucia Svadin] So, how far are you into this pregnancy, Eathelyn?
[Eathelyn Valko] Around fourteen weeks.
[Lucia Svadin] So you're expected in February?
[Eathelyn Valko] Late February or early March, yes.
[Lucia Svadin] And how old are the two of you?
[Eathelyn Valko] We're both twenty-nine.
[Lucia Svadin] Dimitri, how did you two meet?
[Dimitri Valko] We met around eighteen years ago through school, and started dating nine years ago. Engaged in '95 and married in '96.
[Lucia Svadin] Rumours have gone around Korithe that your brother is developing an "Elixir of Life". Is this true?
[Dimitri Valko] How the f**k did people find out about that? I mean, yeah, it's true, but how'd they know? Are they wizards? Is there a spy? But most importantly... ARE THEY WIZARDS?
[Lucia Svadin] ...
[Dimitri Valko] Sorry.
[Lucia Svadin] ... Moving on... How is this development going?
[Dimitri Valko] Well, first off, it's no "elixir". We've been messing with the human genome, and been able to prevent death for a substantial amount of time in willing volunteers. However, these people died of unnatural causes, such as car accidents and the like, so we still have a long way to go to make super-soldiers.
[Lucia Svadin] Alright! Thank you for having me, and goodnight!
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