Informal Discussion On Bad Topics
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Shit totally goes down on August 1st, 1997.
[Dimitri Valko] Alright, so after the last interview, no one has come to interview me. So... I have an idea to solve this! Send me a private message, and we'll arrange that a news anchor for YOUR nation interview me in one of these articles! How great would that be? Marvelous! So, yeah, just send a message, and we'll work that out. Another thing! What should our next city be called? We have enough money to settle on an island once owned by Estonia, so get some names up and running down in the comments! Hm... You know what? I'm going to go out on the street and go bring some random Ryasian back with me. HAH!
[Two and a half hours later]
[Dimitri Valko] -Coughs-
Soooo... what's your name?!
["Kodiak"] I'm Kodiak, and I'm eight years old!
[Dimitri Valko] ... I really didn't think this through, did I?
["Kodiak"] What's your favourite colour?
[Dimitri Valko] Uh... black. How about you?
["Kodiak"] Blue.
[Dimitri Valko] Hm... any other questions you got there, bud?
["Kodiak"] What's your favourite animal?
[Dimitri Valko] Vampire bats are quite intriguing. Horses are quite exceptional, as well.
["Kodiak"] What do you think of Kevin?
[Dimitri Valko] Who's Kevin...?
["Kodiak"] You know, your friend Kevin.
[Dimitri Valko] I assume you mean "Khevin"?
["Kodiak"] Yeah.
[Dimitri Valko] The President is drowning prisoners in shit.
["Kodiak"] Oh.
[Dimitri Valko] Mhm. Now, uh... do you have any questions for me on the government?
["Kodiak"] What are taxes?
[Dimitri Valko] ...
["Kodiak"] ...
[Dimitri Valko] ...
-Stares directly into camera-
SO.
PLEASE SEND IN YOUR NEWS PEOPLE.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN.
ALSO NAME MY ISLAND THINGIE.
HELP ME.
PLEASE.
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