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You say Jump, I say Proxy, A Play pt.2


TheNG

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Welcome back everyone! I'm glad to see you guys enjoyed yesterday's entry, so I'm going to try to post the rest of this as quickly as possible to make way for the first entry in this war. And with that, read on....

 

You say Jump, I say Proxy, A Play
Written by: TheNG
Edited by: TheNG
Starring:
Viridian Entente as itself
The Syndicate as itself
Rose as itself
United Purple Nations as itself
Guardian as itself
Vanguard as itself
Mensa HQ as itself
Sheepy as himself

 

Act 2
Scene 1 - In front of Viridian Entente's house
Scene: Unlike the backyard, the front yard of Viridian Entente's house is rather bare, with only grass and shrubs dotting it. Viridian Entente stands on the sidewalk, looking unhappy. Sheepy is digging a hole to China.

 

enter Rose and Vanguard

 

Rose:
excitedly
Hey VE! I found you a new best friend! This is Vanguard!

 

Viridian Entente:
skeptically
I remember you.. You were one of those alliances who were on hand to witness my triumph against GPA, weren't you?

 

Vanguard:
I... guess you could put it that way. Anyway, I'm just happy to get the change to hang out with you guys! This is so cool!

 

Viridian Entente:
Yeah, yeah. Before we start, let's lay out some ground rules. First off, you may call me Viridian Entente, or Grandmaster Beardfist if you like...

 

​The three alliances talk for some time, eventually reaching a consensus. Apparently satisfied, Viridian Entente walks back inside its house. Rose walks away down the sidewalk, leaving Vanguard lingering. The alliance smiles to itself, and turns to leave. Suddenly Mensa HQ rise up behind and smashes Vanguard in the head with a club. Vanguard goes down almost immediately, offering no resistance. Mensa HQ smiles and begins to drag Vanguard away.

 

exit Mensa HQ and Vanguard

 

End Scene 1

 

Act 2
Scene 2 - In front of Rose's house
Scene: It is late at night, and all the windows in the house are dark, there is no sign of activity. Sheepy is playing a round of mini-golf. Mensa HQ enters, dragging an unconscious Vanguard behind it. Mensa HQ looks up at the darkened windows, and throws a rock against one.

 

Mensa HQ:
loudly shouting
ROSE!

 

After a minute, a light turns on and a window opens. Rose sticks its head out, looking tired and confused. Mensa HQ holds up Vanguard and indicates with its hand.

 

Mensa HQ
loudly
Look! I beat up Vanguard, your friend! Come fight me!

 

Rose:
Wait...... what? You're Mensa, that weird alliance, aren't you?

 

Mensa HQ
excitedly
That's right! And I have a bone to pick with you! And since I beat up Vanguard, under the terms of your friendship, you have to fight me! Now come fight!

 

Rose:
Nah.

 

Rose closes its window and turns out its light. Mensa HQ looks furious and confused.

 

Mensa HQ
WAIT! You can't just refuse to fight me! I beat up Vanguard, you have to fight me!

 

Rose:
muffled, from within the house
It's 1 in the morning, come back tomorrow.

 

Mensa HQ
infuriated
SO WHAT?! You can't do this!! What kind of friend are you?

 

There is no response, and Mensa HQ throws Vanguard to the ground in disgust and begins kicking the alliance.

 

Mensa HQ:
Look what I'm doing! I'm beating up Vanguard even more. Come fight me!

 

There is still no response, and after several minutes Mensa HQ gives up kicking Vanguard.

 

Mensa HQ
infuriated
STOP IGNORING ME! I can't stand it when I'm ignored! Unless I get my attention, I'll do even worse things to Vanguard!

 

Several more minutes pass. Mensa HQ becomes more and more infuriated.

 

Mensa HQ
I get it, you must be sacred of me! Come out and fight! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna keep track of all the time you don't fight me!
to itself
Alright, let's find a good beat for this... nice.
loudly
Look at this? I'm marking all the time you're being a bad friend! I guess Vanguard isn't important to you!

 

There is no response, and Mensa HQ spends the rest of the night marking time and pacing back and forth next to the unconscious body of Vanguard. After many hours, the sun rise, and still Rose hasn't appeared. Mensa HQ is becoming increasing agitated, when suddenly Rose appears. The alliance has duct-taped pillows around it's body in a sort of crude armor. The two alliances stand and face each other.

 

Rose:
Nice song.

 

Mensa HQ:
Thanks- I mean screw you! I guess you finally worked up the courage to face me! And so many hours late, look at poor little Vanguard. I'm gonna destroy you for what you did to me!

 

Rose:
What did I do? Were you that alliance I gave the bl-

 

Mensa HQ
So you don't know? Typical, trash alliances like yourself never do! You insulted my mother! And now I'm gonna destroy you!

 

Rose:
Did I? Eh, she was probably ugly anyway. I don't think you know who you're messing with! I shall make consume you like my other enemies!

 

The two alliances advance toward each other, ready to battle. Suddenly Rose stops, and looks behind Mensa HQ.

 

Rose:
United Purple Nations? What are you doing on my lawn?

 

United Purple Nations:
​Oh? Hey Rose. I'm just standing here, nothing suspicious about that.

 

Rose:
I mean, why my lawn? Couldn't you stand somewhere else?

 

United Purple Nations:
Nah, I'm good here. You guys can get on with the fight, I won't do anything.

 

Rose:
You sure? I mean, it's a bit odd th-

 

United Purple Nations
No, no. Ignore me. I'm just standing right here, well within my rights, not gonna do anything. You two fight.

 

Mensa HQ
Yeah! Fight me!

 

Rose:
Well, not until I get my battle buddy!

 

Viridian Entente runs onto the lawn, out of breath.

 

Virdian Entente:
Whew..... I'm here.... gimme a minute.
straightens up and takes a deep breath
You have made a grave mistake Mensa! I crushed your pathetic existence once, I can easily do it again! You shall fall before the world-encompassing glory that is Virid-

 

Mensa HQ
Yeah, can we skip the speech and just fight already?

 

Guardian and The Syndicate enter, walking along the other side of the road. Viridian Entente turns pale.

 

Viridian Entente:
Syndicate....

 

Rose:
Move on VE. Move on! Forget about tS! Focus on Mensa!

 

Viridian Entente lets out a scream and charges, tackling Guardian. Rose tries to jump on The Syndicate, but instead falls flat on its face.

 

Rose:
Ow...... Give me a second.

 

The Syndicate:
Sorry Rose. 1st rule of business, never allow your opponents to get back up.

 

The Syndicate begins stomping on Rose. Mensa HQ runs over and tries to pull Viridian Entente off of Guardian, which is being pummeled savagely. United Purple Nations stands laughing.

 

Viridian Entente:
insane rage
This is what you get for leaving me Syndicate! I'll show you what you're missing! You can't walk away from the Entente!

 

Guardian
Ow..... stop.... hitting... me..... I'm not..... Syndicate.....not the.....face.....not....the....face

 

Mensa HQ
Looks like I get to crush you instead VE! How's defeat taste! Like Dio?

 

Suddenly Viridian Entente stops beating Guardian. It throws Mensa HQ off and goes stock still, then spontaneously combusts. It runs around screaming before exploding into a thousand pieces which shower the combatants. Mensa HQ, The Syndicate, and Guardian look on in shock.

 

Rose:
What's going on? Can I see?

 

The Syndicate removes its shoe from Rose's face

 

Rose:
VE?! What happened? I swear it wasn't my fault this time!

 

A massive translucent J rises from the center of what used to be Viridian Entente. Suddenly, a beam of light shines down from the heavens, and Sheepy materializes on the street.

 

Sheepy:
Looks like we may have a problem.....

 


End Scene 2

 

Well, that's the end of this part. Tune in next time for the shocking conclusion!

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