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A Man, A Plan, Ayyy Lmao, A Play - Pt. 2


TheNG

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Alright, here we go, part 2. Thanks for all the positive feedback for the first part, always happy to see people enjoying these, and I shall continue writing them. Now, lets go....

 

A Man, A Plan, Ayyy Lmao, A Play

Written by: TheNG

Edited by: TheNG

Starring:

Guardian as itself

Seven Kingdoms

Viridan Entente as itself

The Syndicate as itself

World Wrestling Federation as itself

Mensa HQ as itself

Rose as itself

Cornerstone as itself

Terradoxia as itself

Vanguard as itself

United Purple Nations as itself

Terminus Est as itself

And introducing Black Knights, who will be playing itself

 

Act 2

Scene 1 - A Semi-Busy Street

Scene - The street, while still occasionally crossed by pedestrians and vehicles, has become a battleground. The bushes side has had much of its shrubbery beaten down or torn up by the fighting alliances, who's struggles even spill onto the sidewalks. Sheepy walks along a rainbow far above while Guardian and Seven Kingdoms struggle with Viridian Entente. The Syndicate and Rose look on while Mensa HQ picks up World Wrestling Federation and throws it into the ground.

 

Guardian

Hahaha! I love it when my plan comes together! How does Honor feel VE?

 

Seven Kingdoms stares in amazement

 

Seven Kingdoms

How can you still take credit for this- you know what? Never mind. I'll be happy when VE ends up like GPA

 

Viridian Entente

Enjoy this while it lasts boys, it won't be much longer now.

 

A black SUV with a unicorn painted on the side and tinted windows pulls up to the curb. Black Knights, Cornerstone, and Terradoxia step out

 

Viridian Entente

​At last..... Not to imply that I needed the help, of course.

 

Viridian Entente pushes Guardian and Seven Kingdoms away and stands next to the three new arrivals while The Syndicate and Rose stand behind. The sounds of combat between Mensa HQ and World Wrestling Federation echoes in the background

 

Black Knights

Looks like its time for another ride! And you're about to be trampled!

 

Cornerstone

I get to apply what I learned from that monk dude in DaVinci code!

 

Terradoxia

My very existence as a horrific amalgamation is an affront to life itself. Luckily, I can steal your essence, and we'll be all set.

 

Viridian Entente grins broadly, an expression which reveals its utmost confidence, then motions at Guardian and Seven Kingdoms

 

Viridian Entente

*loudly*

GET THE-

 

Guardian

NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!

 

​Viridian Entente pauses, and all the alliances stare curiously at Guardian

 

Guardian

How hypocritical is this? You accuse us of treachery, we who saved the world from the Neutral Menace, and yet you fight alongside a cheater!

 

Viridian Entente

Wait... what? There are no cheaters here.

 

Guardian

Hah! So naive.

 

Guardian pulls out a massive bundle of paper held together by a cord and tosses it to Viridian Entente

 

Guardian

Look at that! As you can see by my 8 page summary beginning on page 456, and all the preceding analysis and spreadsheets on the previous pages, Terradoxia's finances don't add up! Look at all that unaccounted money! Terradoxia is cheating!

 

Terradoxia

What?! I'm not a cheater!

 

Viridian Entente begins to leaf through the papers

 

Viridian Entente

I dunno Terradoxia, some of this stuff seems to make a little-

 

Terradoxia

*incredulous and angry*

​What? You can't seriously believe Guardian! They're trying to break us apart! Sow dissent! What are you going to do anyway, send me away? Let me fight!

 

Viridian Entente

Well, of course we can't be associated with any cheating. And I wouldn't dare to ask such a valued ally to leave,

*brightly*

I'm just saying, you must be tired right? Look, there's even a nice bench right over there! Why don't you just sit down and rest for a little while and we can talk about this later!

 

Terradoxia walks away sobbing. Viridian Entente straightens up, and looks angrily toward Guardian, who smiles smugly

 

Virdian Entente

You may have pulled out those documents and gotten rid of Terradoxia, but the rest of us won't be split off so easily!

Viridian Entente indicates Black Knights and Cornerstone

Go help WWF finish off that freak! We'll handle these two!

 

Black Knights

Looks like somebody is going to need disability insurance soon!

 

Cornerstone

Just another heretic to be purified!

 

Black Knights and Cornerstone dash off and confront Mensa HQ, who is slamming World Wrestling Federation's head into the ground and yelling

 

Mensa HQ

You call this a battle?

*head slam*

I may be new here, but I thought you were supposed to actually hurt me!

*head slam*

I'm making money off this!

*head slam*

I didn't know I was a raiding alliance!

*head slam*

What finisher do you call this?

 

Mensa HQ slams World Wrestling Federation into the ground one last time, and eagerly grabs the money that falls out of its pockets. Black Knights charges into the fray

 

Black Knights

*Loudly and energetically*

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LM-

 

Mensa HQ slams a fist into Black Knight's head, knocking the alliances back

 

Mensa HQ

​I'm new here, so I always like making new friends!

*menacingly*

We'll have such fun!

 

Cornerstone drop-kicks Mensa HQ, sending the alliance sprawling. Black Knights and World Wrestling Federation both struggle to their feet and join the fight.

Nearby, Viridian Entente squares of with Guardian and Seven Kingdoms. Seven Kingdoms pulls back its arm in preparation for charging, and strikes Vanguard, who is walking along the sidewalk. The blow sends Vanguard sprawling

 

Seven Kingdoms

Oh! My bad, sorry dude. Want some help?

 

Vanguard rises, with blood in its eyes

 

Vanguard

*quietly*

You struck me...

*loud and enraged*

UNNACEPTABLE!!!

 

Seven Kingdoms

Listen, it was an accident. I'm sorry!

 

Vanguard launches a furious volley of blows against Seven Kingdoms, who staggers back. Guardian looks on in shock. Viridian Entente smiles and then turns angrily toward The Syndicate and Rose, who stand watching silently

 

Viridian Entente

*annoyed*

If you two idiots are done watching, attack now while they're distracted!

 

Rose

What are we doing again?

 

The Syndicate

​In a proper business environment, sometimes things simply cannot be rushed. Sloppy and hurried preparations often are reflected in the substandard results they produce. I need more time to conduct proper analyses, and develop an actionable plan in this chaotic and unfriendly climate. Many times, in pursuit of overall profit, or a similar goal, we overl-

 

Viridian Entente

Shut up already! Rose, attack!

 

Rose

You want me to inflict bodily harm?

 

Viridian Entente

*exasperated*

YES!

 

Rose

Did you know what when you hit a skull against a frying pan, it sounds very similar to a drum? Food for thought.

 

Rose strides into battle, colliding with Guardian. The Syndicate makes no move to follow, while Viridian Entente glances over to Mensa HQ, who throws Cornerstone into Black Knights

 

Viridian Entente

Syndicate, you either get in there, or I... Wait, who is that?

 

A new alliance silently and confidently strides up behind the battling Seven Kingdoms and Vanguard. It lightly touches Vanguard on the shoulder, and the alliance turns aroung angrily, before staring in awe. The mysterious alliance makes a motion with its hand, and Vanguard silently dashes off to join Rose in attacking Guardian. Seven Kingdoms stares at the retreating Vanguard in confusion, then looks at the alliance which stands in front to it. Viridian Entente and The Syndicate watch closely.

 

Seven Kingdoms

*quietly*

TEst? What are you doing here? I though you were at that yoga retreat, are you here to help us?

 

Terminus Est

I was SK, but as I meditated, I sensed a great disturbance. You are deeply unbalanced, and it is my duty to correct this. I am going to realign your chakras.

 

Seven Kingdoms

​This doesn't seems very violent or psychopathic TEst. You have changed! But I'm curious, how do you realign someone's chakras?

 

Terminus Est deals Seven Kingdoms a vicious blow to the head that sends the alliance sprawling to the ground. Terminus Est bends over the fallen Seven Kingdoms and pulls out a hammer

 

Terminus Est

*matter of factly*

It is going to hurt. A lot.

 

Seven Kingdoms

*slowly and painfully*

That sounds like...... the TEst I know.... Why..... the hammer?

 

Terminus Est

It is merely required for the first step in the process.

 

Terminus Est swings and batters Seven Kingdoms, while Guardian falters under the combined might of Rose and Vanguard. Viridian Entente grins, then is spooked when World Wrestling Federation falls at its feet, then dashes back into battle. Viridian Entente stares as Mensa HQ screams wildly and hits Cornerstone with a captured cross, then gets hit a folding chair wielded by Black Knights

 

Viridan Entente

*to itself*

​That thing is more resilient then it looks.

 

The Syndicate

I believe I am prepared. Economic theory shall smite my foes.

 

Viridian Entente

Wait a second. Before you join in, make another call. It looks like our puppets might need a little help.

 

Viridian Entente charges into battle against Guardian and Seven Kingdoms, who are succumbing to the combined assault of Vanguard, Rose, and Terminus Est

​The Syndicate punches in a number onto its phone, and holds it up to its ear as the alliance on the other end picks up.

 

United Purple Nations

Hey, this is UPN. What can I do for you?

 

End Scene 1

 

And that's all for now folks. The battle lines have been drawn, and the fighting has begun. The rest of Act 2 will be going up soon enough, I hope you guys enjoyed this entry!

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