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Comedy straight from the funniest nation in Orbis, New Germany. All skits are original and may not be reproduced without consulting Oskar in-game. Enjoy and message if you have any good suggestions.

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The Orbis World War in a Nutshell (Comedy)

*Guardian, Mensa and Seven Kingdoms all declare war on Viridian Entente* General Community: Yeah, let's go Axis Powers! VE has had their throne long enough.     *The Syndicate, World Wrestling Federation, Black Knights, Rose, United Purple Nations, Green Production Agency, Uranicus Socialitas and Cornerstone declare on the Axis Powers* General Community: The Axis Powers are horrible. They never should have done this. This is treachery. Long Live VE! We've been on their side all along.   *
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Official Reich Comedy Blog

Hello. So, I decided that there isn't enough comedy in Orbis. I decided I am going to fix that. Every week, I will post new skits about current events in Orbis. I got this idea from my last blog about the current war. If you have any suggestions for the blogs, feel free to PM me or message me in-game. So, I hope this is fun for me and you. And sorry if they aren't that funny, Orbis just doesn't have that much comedy. But they will improve as I get better with this. Next one will most likely be p
Oskar

Oskar

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Nukes, then and now (Comedy)

Excitement   Before Nukes Had Ever Been Launched General Community: Omg! I can't wait until the day that the first nuke is launched! It's going to be a historical day!     Abbas Is Nuked General Community: Dude! Did you see? Abbas just took a nuke! General Community: Ooh, aah, ooh, aah.   Orbis World War: *Nukes launched daily* *Nobody cares*   Drama Abbas is Nuked Abbas: Oh well, I'll rebuild.   Orbis World War: Everybody that is nuked: NOOOOO!!!! I'll never be able to rebuil
Oskar

Oskar

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GPA's Neutrality (Comedy)

Note that this is based on GPA's old image with their old leader.     *Grillick uses espionage as a loophole for getting around GPA's declaration of neutrality* *Grillick gets his alliance in a bloody massacre and ends up resigning*     Terminus Est, Seven Kingdoms, and Guardian: Yo, why'd you do espionage on us? Grillick: What espionage? TEst, SK, & Guardian: Dude, you were caught. Grillick: Well, our declaration of neutrality doesn't forbid espionage. The Coalition (TEst, SK,
Oskar

Oskar

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Arrgh and It's Protectorates (Comedy)

As you may know, Arrgh 'protects' seven different alliances, including the disbanded Socialist International. This is a comedy about that.     Ogaden: Let's make some booty by protecting some tiny micros!       Hereno: Is it possible Arrgh could protect Socialist International during our transition period? Ogaden: Why sure, matees!   *SI member is attacked*   Ogaden: Focus all manpower on this man that we are being paid to attack! Arrgh member: But what about the attacked SI member?
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